37 of the Funniest Tweets from Tuesday, March 25, 2025

He’s going to spend his whole life making bug friends
37 of the Funniest Tweets from Tuesday, March 25, 2025

Hate the trend of insufferable Twitter bros bragging about “raw dogging” flights? Blame Patrick Warburton.

The Seinfeld star recently credited himself with launching the now-laughable trend of enduring an airplane ride sans any form of entertainment, citing his character David Puddy’s decision to stare straight ahead throughout an hours-long flight during Season Nine’s “The Butter Shave.”

“My concern is that somebody’s gonna get hurt if you go into this thing blindly,” Warburton told his social media followers earlier this week. “Just not reading, not watching something — you better be okay with what’s going on up here, inside your ol’ noggin.” 

Warburton isn’t the only star reminiscing about his sitcom days. Following the success of 2024’s Oscar-winning political thriller/arguable Mean Girls rebootConclave, actor John Lithgow opened up about a less Regina George-y role, revealing that his time playing alien Dick Solomon on 3rd Rock from the Sun  were his “six happiest years as an actor.” “Just interacting with this great writing staff, the 3rd Rock staff was so terrific and it was so inane,” he recalled during a recent appearance on the Smartless podcast.

Unlike Lithgow, we can’t promise these are your happiest years, but we’re sure that these hilarious tweets — including those about Jersey Mike’s betting, the taste of a vape and a sign that technology has gone too far — will make you smile.

grace @gracesftdt Mar 24 G ... the thought of having a slice of pizza and a coke on a jersey shore boardwalk in mid july GIF 11 2.1K 18K dJ 295K
Meg @megannn_lynne 4h ... i saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by the wii fit's BMI calculator 6 272 3.9K del 62K
MIDWEST Midwest vs. Everybody @midwestern_ope • 3h ... OPE. My favorite parts of Ohio : EVERYBORY More to Discover Welcome to IN INDIANA PURE MICHIGAN ESTP 1816 Benjamin Harrison America's Hoosier President Lincoln's- Boyhood Home 112 201 3.3K del 141K
class cloe @classcIoe. 15h G ... the child who cut these layers had a VISION class cloe @classcIoe.22h first doll I ever found at the thrift.... 20 924 32K 321K
rory X @graveghostie 19h found out that Lego hands can hang onto nipple piercing barbells btw 37 142 5.8K del 104K
deputada @deputadajuicy.23h G ... Ai Reels EWTN Comments i chrishenry 4w Не looks like Ellie from The Last of Us 602 Reply View 13 more replies 257 1.8K 33K 694K
are you there, god? it's me, Daniela @DannielaAmores 19h ... Olivia Rodrigo: I'M so SICK OF SEVENTEEN yo, a los 27: EXACTAMENTE 3.5K 23K del 336K 36
Mr. Babygirl @davinccdeez 14h ... My son looked at me with a straight face today and asked me what my name was. I deadass never told him I'm cryingggg 117 13K 338K del 5.3M
Arianators 'balls Ig n @DVRSMIND . 11h G ... Parody account ING ONLY ON cock WICKED SILVERCAST 52 1.4K 19K 313K ادار
alli @sonofalli . 12h ... my friend just told me she got set up on a date in SF and then found out the friend that set her up with the guy got EQUITY IN HIS COMPANY in return 301 347 9K del 551K
the heart @Fredward3948576:1d ... I'm well respected in the bug community, but unfortunately bugs don't live very long so in a month or two I'll have to earn the bug community's respect again 145 11.9K 156K del 2.6M
Max Burns @themaxburns s . 11h G ... THEY DON'T KNOW I'M THE EDITOR-IN-CHIEF OF THE ATLANTIC. imgflip.com 28 1.3K 26K del 395K
matt @computer_gay. 18h G ... this is literally him when he was 23 Thomas White @len0killer Mar 23  Walton Goggins makes me feel seen 101 1K 48K del 1.7M
Joshua Reed Eakle @JoshEakle 19h G ... Starting a new FB chat with my bros Edit group name NOT the yemen airstrikes groupchat C REMOVE CANCEL SAVE 9 297 8.7K del 103K
Chili's Grill & Bar @Chilis 17h ... S 11am beers at Chili's @astralbaes Mar 20 what do men actually want? 234 2.3K 24K del 1.7M
Маделейн. @normalmadeline 17h ... The fact that working out actually does makes you feel better and that's not like an old wive's tale 71 3.4K 55K del 688K
jake @dustythecowboy . 20h G ... COM/BOY there's this weird mandela effect lately where these shows keep popping up with big final season marketing that i swear ended like 3-5 years ago POUTES Film Updates @FilmUpdates Mar 23 New poster for the final season of 'THE HANDMAIDS TALE' has been released. Premiering April 8 on Hulu. THE REVOLUTION IS HERE hulu THE HANDMAID'S TALE FINAL SEASON hulu APRIL 8 136 2.1K 58K del 1.8M
Kenty @FakeKenty 11h Technology has gone too far man. My roommate is logged out of his lightbulbs because he forgot his password 27 935 15K del 203K
$lap @slvppy.20h G ... bro folded ASIST Y SKM/20 25Faz CAL AS X DO NOT TEXT HER 1514 د + FREE Shield BUSINESSAN are 2 Settings Count 192 2K 46K 751K
Grizz @grizzdaytona. 17h G ... Just found out you can bet on hockey in the Jersey Mikes app for rewards points. 2 Daily Points Total Points March 24, 2025 4/4 predictions submitted SAVE 4:30 PM @ Prudential Center VAN NJD (32 - 38) (37 - 34) 4:30 PM @ UBS Arena CBJ NYI NY - (31 - 38) (32 - 37) ANDERS 5:00 PM @ American Airlines Center MIN DAL - (40 - 30) (45 - 24) 6:00 PM @ Delta Center DET UHC - UTAH (32 - 37) (32 - 38) CLUB 160 1.2K 43K del 2.1M
Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen . 16h G ... shopping for replacement stove knobs 14 OFF 9 OFF lite N EEE 14 9 Rite FRO EER 5304502763 Compatible with Frigidaire Gas Range/Stove/Oven Taste begins with the knob 41 199 4.2K 93K
Lolo @LolOverruled 20h G ... Twist3rs FENCIALE Film Crave @_filmcrave Mar 23 A sequel to #Twisters starring Daisy Edgar-Jones, Glen Powell and Anthony Ramos is reportedly in development. x.com/danielrpk?s=21... TWISTERS 15 12 1.1K 45K
brundolf @brundolfsmith. 12h G ... Why does every commercial depiction of honey involve one of these things Literally nobody has ever seen one of these in real life before 301 409 11K del 364K
0 ... @NoContextHumans. 6h Out of Context Human Race BRAVIA Red Dead Redemption Todos: 2 Buscar ROCESTAR RED DEAD + REDEMPTION RED DEAD Instalado REDEMPTION Why don't we all calm down SONY 206K 5.9K 252 27
sean @bilililions 13h ... At the end of the day it's literally night... 27 255 3K del 61K
karl hungus @jacksonbunz.23h ... spicy potato soft taco my beloved... karl hungus @jacksonbunz Mar 23 spicy potato soft taco my beloved... 2 416 2.5K del 109K
trash jones @jzux 2h ... i can relate to the US government because i am also leaving questionably big decisions up to the whims of a mentally ill group chat 99 1K del 25K
BE Alto - - alex @fiilmzone 23h ... HAIR PROPERTO combining letterboxd with unemployment GIF 10 1.7K 17K 230K ارار
comfy @ihatethiskid 18h ... My uber driver said we look like zip line people and that's the funniest way anyone has ever called me white 7 326 11K del 164K
V HOURLY I. quieres shitpost @hourly_shitpost - 11h G ... fuckkkk we not getting in SECURITY 112 2.5K 36K 408K
mark normand @marknorm 15h G ... Morning routine - 6:30am POLICE NYPB DEPARTMENT CITY I MUS CRIME stoppers 8 1800-577-8477 (TIPS) 80 473 7.8K del 211K
G ... Images Al Could Never Recreate @imagesaicouldnt - 5h do you guys see peter griffin talking to brian like 13 334 4.2K del 28K
M1das @M1das_OW2.11h G ... dude horse October 1, 2024 come to my stable 11:28 PM Sunday, January 5 fine then 10:45 PM Today New account owner thank GOD you didnt come to his stable 11:12PM 78 3K 92K 869K
@ppyowna Mar 23 ... when i say i hate drama i mean i hate being involved in drama. other people drama? big fan 109 17K 85K 1.6M
@labyerenth. 17h ... Yes my vape tastes like email Yes i still hit it Its ok 14 265 2.1K del 25K
north @north0fnorth - 17h G ... digging around in here searching for goodies like a raccoon in a trash can INMOTION NO TRASH NO YOUR WAY FLYCHICAGO.COM CANNABIS FIND YOUR WAY FLY AMNESTY BOX CITY 4th MARCH OF CHICAGO 1837- 6 65 1.7K del 18K
Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer 1h I seriously don't see the point of being shot and killed. 10 48 1K del 19K

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