39 of the Funniest Tweets from Tuesday, March 4, 2025

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39 of the Funniest Tweets from Tuesday, March 4, 2025

Elon Musk may have largely gotten away with incorrect predictions and faulty products, but Jon Stewart isn’t letting the wannabe techno-oligarch weasel out of an appearance on The Daily Show without a fight. 

After a spirited back and forth on social media, Stewart agreed to Musk’s demands for an interview, but the latter decided to pull the plug, calling Stewart a “propagandist.” On last night’s episode of The Daily ShowStewart called bullshit on Musk’s accusation, noting that the show’s in-studio interviews are unedited. 

While Stewart is calling BS, Chris Rock is calling for a rematch. The comedian hinted that he’d be open to hosting the Oscars again after getting slapped by Will Smith during the 2022 Academy Awards, citing his capacity for forgiveness. There’s been no word as of yet as to whether Oscars organizers will take him up on the offer. 

Here’s one thing we know for certain, though: the funniest people on Twitter are sure to make you laugh with more hilarious tweets. Today’s best include those involving an idea for Grimes’ chickens, the cost of everyday life and how to get snacks from the flight attendant.

Duke of Gatanga @dnkariuki 23h I just received my electricity bill. I think they billed me for sunlight, divine light, and the light at the end of the tunnel. 192 4,484 20.5K 358K
sam @burritoprophet 11h I paused an edit in the middle of a transition and I can't stop laughing 43 465 14.1K 244K
G ... sophie @manedwolp Mar 3 leave me unsupervised around this and it'll be gone in 45 seconds tops. shits gonna sound like the first sleepover of a long distance relationship i like food @messedupfoods - Mar 3 Vegetarian shrimp 181 7.4K 73K 1.3M
vinstar ... @Vinslays7 My future wife is probably fake laughing at her boyfriend's lame jokes rn. Be patient Queen, a true clown is on the way 8:16 AM Mar 3, 2025 1.7M Views 288 8.2K 72K 4.2K
G ... Sovereign @sauvamemte 13h We are knee-deep in a recession once they get rid of the fun clothes it's over kida @kidasnow.15h no bc their rebrand is CRAZY x.com/rorygil12/stat... 1 = PrettyLittle Thing FILTERS MUST HAVES SEARCH + + BLACK BUTTON UP FITTED SWEATSHIRT BLACK STRETCH WOVEN FLARED CAPAL MORE COLOURS 53 2.2K 27K 788K
V HOURLY L @hourly_shitpost - 21h G ... shitpost The boys ERIC Cantina chicken burritos are fire SALSA LUKE You said you couldn't come to Zoe's party bc you had plans?? ERIC Yeah i planned to go to Taco Bell 44 1.3K 49K 1.7M
poppa ... @popitforpoppa if i introduce you to a restaurant & we stop talking... don't go there again 5:16 PM.Mar 2, 2025 . 2.1M Views 261 18K 116K 2.7K
Fin ... @AgathasSapphic affectionately both of their dresses look like they're having allergic reactions Lesbocine @lesbocine Mar 2 Simplesmente Sarah Paulson e Hannah Einbinder. #Oscars N OSCAR 1 1:10 AM Mar 3, 2025.28.9K Views
bryn ... @wydbryn HULU don't be givin af if u fall asleep, u wake up & u already on season17 episode 22 10:55 AM.Mar 3, 2025. 654.7K Views 237 5.7K 38K 588
media from the camera roll of a closeted gay... @slayvide... 19h O ... Lowkey razor blade under the cheese Food Porn @FoodPornPhotos Mar 2 What instantly ruins a pizza? 52 II 1.7K 33K 650K
Wild TikToks с Subscribe O ... @wildtiktokss my ex boyfriend is now gay + and my ex girlfriend is now straight 438 comments x august7937 they should hire you at conversion camps 1:42 PM Mar 3, 2025 105.9K Views
G ... caesararum, BS, DOGS @caesararum 15h my daughter's reaction to all natural, home made, french vanilla ice cream with vanilla bean: i don't want the dirty ice cream 48 28 2.5K 53K
mike @mikeisasleep Mar 3 ... getting over someone u never dated Chuy @YoungChuy23 Feb 11 What's harder than this ? BOTACH - 0:08 236 10K 82K del 2.3M
Redd Subscribe ... @ReddCinema Why does every single day cost $300 12:35 PM - Mar 3, 2025.454.2K Views 473 3.6K 17K 264
Respectful Memes ... @RespectfulMemes are inch worms cool ALL IMAGES SHOPPING NEWS VIDEOS Did you mean: are inchworms cool Inchworms are cool 4:51 PM Mar 3, 2025.84K Views
Wild TikToks с Subscribe ... @wildtiktokss Mfs was dying like crazy and doctors was just pulling up with crazy drip 10:42 PM Mar 3, 2025 74.2K Views
... @northstardoll I've been Blocked Unblocked BAY TELLEM Unadded Added @rajma_shitpost Hated Loved But i've never let's fix this received I can't lose you 3:12 PM Mar 3, 2025 . 1.1M Views
Orwell & Goode @OrwellNGoode - 3h O ... Game Devs: *Puts two pyramids on a woman's body* Gamers in 1996: 8 68 2.1K 28K
И HOURLY L - shitpost @hourly_shitpost. 5h G ... Got too drunk I accidentally made muffouts instead of muffins 10 485 6.8K 102K
Shitpost 2077 Subscribe O ... @shitpost_2077 bro has been mewing for 15 years 11:03 AM Mar 2, 2025 1.4M Views
Wild TikToks с O @wildtiktokss . 20h ... how I look at the flight attendant during snack time so they know I'm awake and would like a cookie 15 125 2.2K 65K
t. 0 ... @tumidegrassi fine xhosa babe @_yemaaaaa Mar 2 I love quiet men so bad 2:41 PM.Mar 2, 2025 1.6M Views 275 8K 74K 1.8K
Wild TikToks с Subscribe ... @wildtiktokss how it feels to say lemme see after they showed everyone but you 9:42 PM Mar 3, 2025 . 83.2K Views
sam G ... @cigarettewifee that one oomf that likes your tweets when no one else does paris @solarishilton.1 1d love. endures. 9:43 AM Mar 3, 2025 . . 1.4M Views
ernauxgirl 0 ... @ernauxgirl when I was having the crash out of the century over a boy, I posted this question on my story and someone answered with this and stopped posting for a month why does he not want me? bc of ur areolas enormous circumference VIRULENT NIHILISM 5:34 AM Mar 3, 2025 1.1M Views 131 960 37K 3K
G ... mr pussy @mrpxssy1 12h INFANT CARSEAT FULLOF HOTDOCS Rummana Hussain @rummanahussain May 22, 2023 Infant car seat full of hot dogs 24 813 8.2K 243K الله
CROW @crowbrss . 21h G ... she looks like she's about to make oreos from scratch mochi @mochiwaits.22h light or dark eyes? GAMBLE RESPONSIBLY V #AD Stake 70 4.7K 80K del 1.2M
nina @B6TGIRLS . 23h ... there's words being put in sentences that have never been put in sentences before ana @avadahlnash Mar 2 the fuck is this? Secret Failed zipper Billionaire Her new boss Unexpected Hamburger Underwear Kink We shouldn't Cinnamon Ro 213 8K 163K del 2.8M
PT: Psycho Tman @johnny_tmanV2.19h G ... i can't stop thinking about this fucking tweet mia Follow @boygrrI wacounda is killing me. im getting a call from White Panther i Wauconda, IL +1 (847) 469-7537 31 5.7K 104K del 1.2M
artemis ... @peak_transit yeah i support DEI. doofenschmirtz evil incorporated 12:33 AM.Mar 4, 2025 . 95.5K Views 18 1.1K 8.1K 285
Criminalsimpsons ... @Criminalsimpson american????? DE ARGENTINA HIJOS SAGRADOS david ehrlich @davidehrlich Mar 2 Conan O'Brien is the best american we have. 5:33 PM Mar 3, 2025 609.1K Views 25 1K 27K 711
Images Al Could Never Recreate O ... @imagesaicouldnt ??? r/airpods 9h ... Woke up to pain in my teeth and tongue because I thought my AirPod was gum in my sleep 1/2 5:00 AM Mar 4, 2025 5 . 17.3K Views
clintoris ... @clintoris Never meeting another person again so if I know you already congrats 12:33 AM Mar 3, 2025 900K Views 42 10K 49K 2K
SquidParty Neo G ... @SquidPartyNeo_ YOU ARE TOO INVESTED IN how u are perceived that u cannot fully enjoy living ! cheph @SOUT1SM Mar 2 how do i say i fw rabbit hole miku without coming off as a gooner x.com/miku_daily39/s... 6:06 AM Mar 3, 2025 5.1.9M Views
... iced pee @stupidtrashboy I'm reading that as her profession SARAH JANE GOOCH MUSE PVT US ARMY KOREA NOV 30 1933 APR 6 2007 11:49 PM Mar 3, 2025 26.1K Views
Ash ... @H1TWOM4N Can you train them to overpower your ex husband @Grimezsz 10h Grimes Just got 11 chickens. How can I absolutely maximize this situation? 12:34 AM Mar 4, 2025 67.3K Views 16 123 4.1K 28
Images AI Could Never Recreate O ... @imagesaicouldnt ? + POV: none of your roommates share 372.9K anything so you have 4 of microwaves in the 1,303 kitchen 6,242 4:00 PM Mar 3, 2025 19.5K Views
Wild TikToks с @wildtiktokss 17h G ... every decision in your life has led you to see this picture now @1borzoigaming 17 316 6.1K 81K
Minotard G ... @Mythotard 12h WHY IS THIS REGISTERING IN MY HEAD AS A JD VANCE EDIT AHHH IM GOING INSANE @unconquered_sol . 15h Gold Head of Zeus-Ammon 78 658 17K 395K

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