35 of the Weirdest Things People Said Super Casually

‘You’ll be bald very soon’
35 of the Weirdest Things People Said Super Casually

It’s pretty chill that some people feel comfortable sharing whatever comes to mind, but it’s definitely possible to be too comfortable.

One Redditor was a victim of a serious case of oversharing when he asked a coworker about his journey to vegetarianism. The man explained that he wasn’t always a vegetarian, but after being forced to eat human meat while being held hostage by terrorists, it’s a little hard to look at beef and pork the same way. He willingly shared this traumatic experience like it was casual dinner banter and not the craziest story you’ve ever heard in your life. 

Other Redditors have shared the wildest things people have said to them super casually, including one woman’s Q-Tip perversion, someone with an affinity for body casts and horrifying childhood lore that maybe shouldn’t have been shared in mixed company — or at all.

philthechamp 1y ago e Edited 1y ago | was on a date and a girl casually started telling me about her prison pen pal. wouldnt it be funny if he murdered me when he gets out? 413 ...
elgringojefe 1y ago Several years ago my grandma casually admitted in the middle of a meal at red lobster that she smoked the whole time she was pregnant with my mom Imao. It was embarrassing obviously but kind of funny too 371 ...
Eveline_Rose . 1y ago Former friend of mine kept all of his used rubbers in a plastic bag for years 581 ...
 1y ago I've had six abortions. And it was on a first date. 681 ...
AlterEgoDejaVu 1y ago Many years ago I was a college student taking Psychology classes. I participated in a group discussion thing at a mental hospital, where they were attempting to prepare patients for interacting with the world when they got out. It was kind of unsettling because everyone wore normal clothes and you couldn't tell who were the patients and who were the counselors or visitors. One guy was very pleasant and authoritative and I assumed he was one of the staff. Не was sitting right next to me the day we were discussing dealing with our parents, and he
Wonderful_Bottle_852 1y ago Edited 1y ago My grandmother told me that one of my uncle's should have been a blow job. She also said that if birth control pills existed during the years that she was having babies she would've taken them by the handfuls because every time she walked past the bedroom door she ended up pregnant. She told me this after | got married 1.1K ...
 . 1y ago My son and I monitor each other's porn habit. 1.7K ...
JamieLee0484 1y ago While talking with my mom in the line at a casino about my brother's recent death, a random woman walked up to us crying. She told us through tears that she knew exactly what we were going through because her goldfish passed away 3 years ago. She then proceeded to show us her engraved locket with a pic of said goldfish and date of death. 167 ...
 E 1y ago Nice stream as I was peeing. 482 ...
srt76k10 1y ago I was discussing a Jeffrey Dahmer documentary with my brother and my dad just nonchalantly commented on how he grew up with Dahmer and played with him as a kid. Turns out my dad's cousin was neighbors with Dahmer and they used to play together when he went and stayed with his cousins. Another one regarding my dad was when I was watching some TV mystery show and they were talking about near death experiences and the light at the end of the tunnel thing my dad just casually butted in that he had one of those.
4oclocksundew 1y ago Oh, he was born with webbed balls, he had surgery as a baby, you have to have noticed the scar! said about my boyfriend, by his mother, while he was at work - 1.3K ...
RewardNo3000 1y ago Not the weirdest thing, but definitely shocking. My ex-bf's best friend's GF and | were at a BBQ and we discussed a recent event where an off-duty police officer publicly beat his girlfriend in a restaurant. She said, ever so casually: I would be able to take body shots, it's just the head shots that really hurt. 188 ...
TheUnblinkingEye1001 e 1y ago That he had this much of his penis shot off in the Vietnam war while holding his thumb and forefinger roughly an inch apart. 977 ...
cmhtoldmeto 1y ago My co-worker wasn't feeling well and proceeded to tell in detail about her vaginal discharge. She seemed slightly miffed when | politely told her I was sorry she wasn't well, but that level of person detail was not appropriate. Why would you want your co-worker to have those images in their head? WHY?!! - 2.1K ...
Apocalypstick1 1y ago My ex girlfriend, who I genuinely believe is a clinical sociopath, told me once about breaking the nose of a neighborhood girl who was developmentally disabled when she was 10 because she was bored and the girl was annoying her. She told the story like she understood it was wrong but I got the sense that she knew she was supposed to tell it that way, not that she agreed. - 2.8K ...
noSnooForU 1y ago Someone was telling me | have nice eyes and they wished they could cut them out to keep them. 2.1K ...
HoneyMeid 1y ago That they were doing building work at their home and dug up a human skeleton. They, and their builder, decided it was old and didn't need any investigation so they tossed it in the dumpster. 1.8K ...
Street_Ad_863 e 1y ago Concussions aren't as bad as they say they are ( ex 35 yr old boxer)....l've had plenty of concussions. Two sentences later he tells me he can't remember things as well as he used to 239 ...
JennyW93 1y ago Once, an older woman came up to me on the street, took hold of my wrists and simply said they ripped out my afterbirth, and then carried on walking. 712 ...
discostud1515 1y ago A homophobic guy I know: Being gay is a choice. | said something like - ok, choose to be gay for a day, an hour, a single minute if you can. Guy - That's easy, I'm attracted to men all the time, I just choose to only like girls because I'm not gay. Me - Ummm... - 11K ...
rkpjr 1y ago I know a guy, we don't talk often but due to business we cross paths on occasion. More or less every time we talk he asks if I'm ready for the total societal collapse coming next week, or Tuesday, or at the end of the month.. and so on. I just tell him that it's not gonna happen; he usually then asks about my crystal ball so I remind him that I've been right every time. - 4.4K ...
Peternelli 1y ago | was leaving the grocery store when one of the employees came up to me and said, You remind me so much of that guy in Colorado that killed his wife and kids Me: Umm, well, that's pretty disturbing. Her: Do you know who I'm talking about? Me: Not right off hand. Her: You should google it. You look a lot like him. I'm always following true crime shows, and I finally got summoned for jury duty. It's very exciting! Me: Ok, yea, uhh, that's great. Have a nice day. Hasty exit followed. 1.9K ...
PianoManFan 1y ago I worked with someone who had been in the news for driving a car in which three passengers died. She casually f the victims was very mentioned that the mother of one angry at her, and she said to me, I mean, she has other children. 1K ...
ChyCgx2 . 1y ago That they have 6 kids, all with different dads & each dad is in prison. 4.2K ...
 1y ago | was walking to work one day and a random older lady across the street waved me over, the gamer in me felt a side quest coming, no She waved me over to tell me that her son had just died but, her words he was a shit head so it's not a total loss Honestly, it made my day but I still felt bad 2.6K ...
krissyminaj 1y ago I've had 12 DUI's, 8 concussions and have died twice! Can't wait til I can drive again. This time I'll take life more seriously, once | get this ankle bracelet off and my license back. Idk what was the most alarming part of the sentence. 10K ...
ILMLTB 1y ago I was at a fancy dinner in a country where meat is a central part of the diet. One man, however, was a vegetarian. As this was uncommon in the area, I asked what got him interested in vegetarianism. Не explained that he was once forced to eat other human beings, and has not been able to eat meat since. It was an unfortunately true story of how he'd been stopped by terrorists in some African country when he was chaperoning a bus full of children on some trip. Granted, he knew it wasn't normal, but he
lokeilou 1y ago | had a college professor on the first day of class say that she is obsessed with Q-tips and cleaning her ears and that her family has to limit her to 3 a day- 4.2K ...
surlymoe 1y ago A story from a friend - in Colorado, someone once asked, Could you watch my wolves, | can pay you in weed. There's a lot to unpack in that question! 3.8K ...
Ivysub 1y ago I drew smiley faces on the wooden spoons my mum used to hit us with, she got so angry that she broke every single one on me before she backhanded me into the fridge so hard I lost consciousness. My husband, relaying a hilarious childhood story. Looked up to see the horrified looks on everyone's faces and was genuinely baffled about our attitudes. - 1.2K ...
Present_Dust_2308 1y ago A guy once told me how he loved the feeling of wearing casts, so he'd put casts on himself- for days or weeks on end. Even if it meant he couldn't drive and would be stuck at home the entire time. He'd use vacation time just to wear full leg & arm casts. 8.6K ...
ProudCatLadyxo 1y ago I was chatting to a woman in the grocery checkout line and she commented that she'd lost a lot of weight (it was on topic). Since I need to lose weight I asked her how she did it. She said her husband (now ex ) has poisoned her with antifreeze over a period of time. She barely survived. I wasn't sure what to say, so I said that I didn't think I'd try that method of weight loss. She laughed. - 23K ...
I_used_to_be_hip 1y ago A friend of mine was explaining to me why he had to repeat kindergarten. When I was 5, I was at family BBQ, and I couldn't find my dad. I looked all over, and finally, I found him in the garage. Не was tied to a chair, and 2 of his cousins were beating the shit out of him. A couple of days later, my dad was driving me to school, and he saw one of the cousins walking down the street. Не pulled over, jumped out of the car, and shot his cousin in the head.
 1y ago Husband (30) and I were pushing our shopping cart out of the grocery store when a random man (who honestly looked like dumbledore) looked at my husband and said take my hat, you're gonna need it, you'll be bald very soon. Obviously my husband didn't take it. It was super odd of him to say because my husband had a FULL head of hair. Three months later, my husband was diagnosed with a condition that made him lose all of his hair. Weird coincidence. 6.8K ...
betsy_ross 1y ago During my c-section, the OB said, You have a beautiful uterus! That's like one of the few things I remember from that procedure (plus meeting my little one). - 351 ...

Tags:

Scroll down for the next article
Forgot Password?