29 Inopportune Times People Farted
‘In a dead silent gym with 60 people’
Farting is a lot like swearing — there’s a time and place for it. But with farting, all it takes is one miscalculated toot to land yourself in deep shit (hopefully not literally).
One Redditor recalled a night when he and his wife were sleeping with the comfort of a bedside fan oscillating air around the room. He mindlessly ripped a quick air biscuit just as the fan was twisting toward the path of the gas, blowing the fart right back at them. It was so noxious that his wife sprinted out of the room in what he described as a “gagging panic.”
Other Redditors have described the inopportune times they cut the cheese, including during a thesis defense, a tux fitting and right before a happy couple was pronounced husband and wife.
