25 Devastating Yet Hilarious Times People Pooped Their Pants

‘I was tripping in my girlfriend’s car’
25 Devastating Yet Hilarious Times People Pooped Their Pants

Not only does shit happen, but it’ll happen anywhere. One Redditor knows this all too well, sharing the story of the time he held in a week’s worth of farts and didn’t poop because he was in close quarters while traveling and he “couldn’t get the sound any calmer than an elementary school tuba recital.” But when he was finally about to fly home, he came to a crucial crossroads: poop his pants and make his flight, or make a break for the bathroom and miss it? 

Somehow, he did both, but with Bond-like agility and poise, he managed to drop the load, change clothes in the airport bathroom and make it onto the plane just as the doors closed behind him. 

Others haven’t been so lucky, but thankfully have given us new phrases like “Boom! A log in the Chonies,” and “I could chew the smell.” So at least we have that if we find ourselves in similar circumstances.

ipoomypants 15y ago I shat myself in front of my girlfriend at the place where they filmed the bar scene in Top Gun. The second time her and I were going to have sex it got canceled because I got the shits from a couple of Jack in ze Box tacos. 4 ...
TastyDragonfruit3000 2y ago Meeee at the grand age of 24 - stomach started to bubble when walking to the car from the local curry house. We drove as fast as we could but I shit myself at my front door, fumbling for the right key. Share 3 ...
First-Can3099 2y ago Drank too much Coke Zero when I was on a diet once. Perfect storm scenario; also ate a bean chilli that evening. Sometimes pants just have to go in the bin. Share 9 ...
Mundane_Pea4296 2y ago I threw up so hard once while I was pregnant that I shat myself. Luckily I was naked at the time having just got out of the bath had to have a quick shower though. Share 3 ...
Wild_Ad8492 2y ago I was once incredibly drunk in a club back in my student days, myself and a group of friends were dancing on the stage trying to impress the local talent. It was my shout for a round and I confidently jumped off the stage to make my way to the bar, upon my landing I fully shit my pants. I styled it out by going to the toilet to ditch my underpants and continued my night making sure to walk down the steps from the stage and not jumping next time. 12 Share ...
Pedigog1968 0 2y ago In the middle of the night on the Inca Trail in Peru, I lost two good pairs of M&S underpants to altitude sickness. 371 Share ...
NotABurner2000 5y ago I was a kid and the best bathroom was the top floor bathroom. I announced I had to shit and my brother went in and locked himself in to be a dick. As I went downstairs he said nah actually I'm good. I start to go back up to use the top floor bathroom, and he walks back in. Repeat 5 times til I shit myself To this day idk why I didnt just use the one downstairs 17 ...
 5y ago Not me a friend in 1st grade We were in the school library with the rest of the class and the teacher was talking with the librarian. Не had to go to the bathroom but didn't say anything to the teacher. So he just stood there waiting for the teacher to take us back to the classroom. I kept telling him to tell the teacher but he wouldn't. Little did we know this was his plan all along. 20 ...
shingofan 5y ago I had this phobia of using public washrooms specifically for pooping growing up (probably because I've seen some nasty toilets), so I made it a point to hold it in until I got home, unless I found a clean one. Then one day, I just couldn't hold it in anymore and it all came out. Worst part about it was that I tried to play it off until someone eventually traced the smell back to me. 36 ...
 8 10y ago Taking a dump and blacked out. Fell face first into the bathroom vanity which caused a massive nose bleed.Woke up with my face stuck to the floor with dried blood and couldn't move. Wife finally came to see what he fuck was up. She asked if she could call 911. I said yes but do me a favor first.....wipe my ass and pull up my pants. Took an ambulance ride after that. Fucking Norwalk Virus. 3 ...
OnTheDL o 10y ago Playing an arcade game a a movie theater. I wasn't feeling well and had a lot of gas. The last one was a bit wet and I noticed it dripping down my leg. I was wearing shorts 3 ...
ryanisneat 10y ago Junior year of high school running cross country. We ran roughly 7 miles that day and 2 miles in I felt the urge to shit. Ran that last 5 miles like my life depended on it. I was running into the locker room to get to a stall and ВАМ it escaped. It was a scarring moment to say the least. 3 ...
 10y ago I was around 8 years old and I was building a snow fort at recess. I went to lift a heavy snow boulder and as I squatted to lift it, a torrent of diarrhea unleashed. I just ran home from recess. My school was calling my house I guess worried about where I was. I didn't know what else to do. 5 ...
 5y ago Sneezed, and farted, a turd fell out. Shook it out of the bottom of my pant leg onto the side walk, and got the hell out of there. 53 ...
gitarzan 5y ago I got this way of having to crap when I'm somewhere where there is no restroom. So, I'm at my storage unit and cha-ching, a bullet drops into the chamber. I held it while I was doing was I was doing (getting my fishing stuff) finally I decided I had to leave right now. I mean RIGHT now. I lock it all back up and I got into the Jeep before I was around the corner it was oozing out involuntarily, like a play doh fun factory. As least it didn't make a mess in the car.
nipandnoshag 5y ago When I was 13 or so playing cricket once, we were batting (similar to baseball) and I was in next to bat. I really had to piss so I went round to the back of the shed my team was sitting in. I was already padded up and began to piss when I heard a big cheer from the field that only could have meant someone was out and I was in. I pushed so hard to finish the piss quickly that I ended up dropping a nugget in my underwear. The worst part was I was
msmaidmarian 5y ago Food poisoning that coincided with the first day the communists were in my fun house. Thankfully I was at home and could immediately shower. 142 ...
nicoolet 4y ago I hope none of my friends ever find me on reddit. This happened just last year. I just finished a job interview for a dream company and I decided to celebrate it by eating at a small authentic sushi restaurant. I ordered an unidon (just raw uni (sea urchin) and rice) - finished the entire thing and felt fine. Until the following day - I had a tummyache and kept going back and forth from my bed to the toilet. Drank some meds and decided to go to sleep. I thought everything would be fine and safe since I had pooped everything
nightshade085 4y ago I was tripping in my gfs car.had a few beers too. Laughed so hard i pooped myself. Had to clean up in a Walmart. Thankfully she thought it was hilarious 93 ...
 4y ago I really had to go, but I was taking care of a big pitbull who also needed to go outside to рее, so I thought I could take the dog for a short walk first. During the walk, the dog sat down and just wouldn't move. I tried everything. Eventually I felt that I MUST go home now or I will poop my pants. So I bent down to pick up the pitbull. Rising up from that squat, holding the beast-dog, it happened. 1.1K ...
xcherrywaves ОР . 5y ago A friend of mine had to shit in a bucket in the back of his van on the motorway due to a service stop being closed, I could chew the smell honestly. 718 ...
 5y ago Went to my girlfriend's college she has a roommate I do not fart around them. I'm there for a week holding in farts. Last night before I fly out her and her roommates take me to Mongolian BBQ they make me eat a plate of fire grease. That night I hardly slept I had bubble guts galore. I tried to take a sneaker shit in the middle of the night but I couldn't get the sound any calmer than an elementary school tuba recital. Next morning I have a flight at 10 am and her roommate takes
CatchingRays 5y ago Edited 5y ago Was a teenager. At grandmas house after thanksgiving dinner. I farted. Then my brother farted. Just a little louder. Then my other brother farted. Brother #2 still had the loudest fart. So I tried again. And beat it. Then two or three other attempts from my brothers. I knew I didn't have another one in me, but I tried anyway. After a little straining, boom. A log in the Chonies. Edit: TL; DR: farting contest goes to shit. 431 ...
 4y ago Was on my friends birthday party. After cake I felt I had to go so I went to the bathroom but it was busy. It turns out a couple was inside making out, a friend saw them go in together. I realized that they won't be going out soon so I just walked outside and started walking home. It was the most painful mile I ever had to walk only to shit myself right in front of my house. I just ran in the shower and took my clothes off. I still remember my mom laughing as
_fierysauce_ 4y ago I was at a climax of a really good movie and I had to take a dump. Figured the movie was more important. Didn't feel that way after spending 30 mins cleaning. 19 ...

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