40 Random Bits of Trivia Our Well-Meaning DoorDasher Substituted for a Tub of Greek Yogurt
Your brain needs these as part of a balanced breakfast

Don’t get us wrong, we love a good tub of yogurt. Those precious probiotics do wonders for our tummies. We’re just worried that by not getting their morning bowl of facts, our brains won’t start their day on the right foot.
We’ll call DoorDash to deliver some facts posthaste, and the second they get here, we’ll pour them down this list for you.
Succession

Zambia

Stanley Tucci

Hubble

Nuking the Moon

Steve Jobs

Snails’ Smelliest Relative

The Battle of Texel

Alyssa Milano

Allergies

Happy Days

Calories

The Unabomber

Sean Young

The Platypus

McDonald’s Coffee Lawsuit

Moths

The Super Soaker

Hashtag Fails

Dyslexia

Source: The Indian Express
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

Source: Insider
The U.S. Postal Service

Pac-Man

Alien 3

Source: 15 Movie Scenes That Were Supposed To Play Out Differently
Little Caesar’s

Source: Little Caesar's
Twins

SPAM

Madonna

Parks and Recreation

Snail Mail

Paleontology

Source: The Verge
Reebok

Buzz Aldrin

Sweden

Source: The Guardian
Lithuania

Insects

Sketch Artists

Anchorman

Source: Entertainment Weekly
Brazilian RoboCop Goggles

The Amazon

Source: Smithsonian Magazine