34 of the Funniest Tweets from Friday, January 17, 2025

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34 of the Funniest Tweets from Friday, January 17, 2025

Unless America puts on the best damn show this country has ever seen, TikTok will be no more come Sunday. The Supreme Court unanimously voted to uphold the decision requiring TikTok’s China-based parent company to sell the app, and the divest-or-ban law would make it impossible for American-based users to watch movies split up into 23 parts or have a streamlined way to consume the best parts of SNL. Given the timing, President Biden is passing off enforcement to the incoming administration, which means that the fate of the app is in Trump’s hands. 

From one political farce to another, Adam McKay is using the L.A. wildfires to celebrate a movie of his that was “hated” by “critics and cultural gatekeepers.” The writer-director touched on the sudden “energizing” response to Don’t Look Up “in the face of these dramatic catastrophes that keep happening.” McKay revealed to NME that the polarizing Netflix climate-change satire has now been seen by nearly a half billion people, and “ended up being number one in something like 85 countries,” which he called “extremely rare for a comedy usually confined by cultural regional reference points.” 

Meanwhile, the timeline continues to be number one in our heart. Today’s funniest tweets include those about a nosy pup, the proper way to skip a YouTube ad and post-job application clarity.

momo @dearestmonamo.1 19h Dont listen to any thoughts about yourself if your hair isnt washed. Its just not true 24 2.5K 16K 166K
Club Sta Sta @sta_schemin 22h Me cc 0:03 Taylor Gray @offtaylorgray 1d Imagine having social anxiety and having to dance down the hall of the Jennifer Hudson show before your interview 87 1.6K 11K 386K
JR @JR 1 1d saying shut up before skipping the youtube ad is literally necessary 454 12K 116K 1.5M
Emma @EmmaB_Videos 1d ... turtleneck in a hot tub is kdrama-ing at a level that kdramas do not even kdrama at kitty & minho hq . s2 spoilers! @kinhodaily 1d now why is he wearing that in a hot tub 48 4.2K 64K 1.2M
t. @taeseru 22h ... i'd be playing in kylie's closet too, mhm up next. Up Next @upnextdesigner - 22h THE MINI CHANEL NFL 43 3.9K 103K 2.1M
natalie @powerfulwizerd d 1d ... Yo How the fuck you spell Matthew Micconohay 30 1.4K 17K 271K
y @ysmammri • 1d ... so i'm paying $50 just to go? Select WASH & GO Wash not included. $50 150 min Select 1.1K 221K 12K 4.2M
maya 88 @mayahorizons . 1d if i ever suck so bad to get 24th place i WILL end my life Citadel I Mankalor @Mankalor 1d Holy shit, official 24 player Mario Kart on Switch 2! X A Y MARIOKARY В SWW 33 5K 82K del 2.2M
van watches movies @alejandroxpadi - 1 1d Make sure to stay after the credits you guys holy shit The Brutalist will return 7 47 1.5K 24K
lea chin-sang @bigfatmoosepssy ·1 1d ... SpongeBob Dylan in the movie A Clamplete Unknown.... where SpongeBob Dylan is played by timoSea chalamet.... squidward norton plays Pete Sea-ger in a supporting role GIF 10 106 30K 1.4K
lainey @mcalpining 1d thought this was about jost and che wren @pavelschekovv-1 1d so like. what are the chances colin and michael are gonna have broken up in s4???? 4 153 3.8K 113K
Ultima @UltimaShadowX 1d FINALLY, THE MARIO KART WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR VG247 VG Mario Kart 9 in active development, will feature a new twist - anal... 2 days ago Nintendo Nintendo of America @NintendoAmerica. 1d Introducing #NintendoSwitch2, the successor to Nintendo Switch, releasing in 2025. 092 SWITCH Learn more: ninten.do/6013U8Rsf 2:22 132 2.3M 4.1K 55K
Kazimir @chroniclekats 1d ... Roommate's ex majored in philosophy and is now a train driver. I said you're uniquely prepared for a situation where there are five people on one track and one person on another and he politely chuckled. I'm unappreciated in my time. 8 537 14.2K del 114K
Iris Lewinsky @1R_1S.20h ... Не had such nice legs winter @toninovalerii 20h david lynch for louboutin 36 3.9K 102K del 2.1M
tannertan36 @tannertan36. 18h ... Just made an almost 2 hour long YouTube vid with my entire TikTok archive. This is like the reverse burning of the Library of Alexandria 118 1.8K 40K 527K
garshmo @garshmo 20h IRS SEARCH HELP MENU 13.1.10.4.1 (12-19-2019) What to Do When the Taxpayer Threatens Suicide (1) When the taxpayer threatens suicide over the phone: Stay calm and remain on the phone with the taxpayer; 8 260 3.7K 82K
Miss Ziprusha @destinyzee. 1d #InCaseYouMissedlt Wei Wu @WuWei113-12h All white people. Stop use RedNote. You bring pervert and slut behavior to RedNote. No good. 1.7K 5K 61K del 2.5M Robyn Chattopadhyay @RobinRo695... 1h ... Isn't it racist to group all people on the basis of their skin colour? 6 57 34K Wei Wu @WuWei113.1h I'm racist 33 55 1.4K 34K 1.1K 20K 309K 8.9M
Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_ 3h i i can't believe that ketanji brown jackson would do this to her &juliet co-star charli d'amelio POP CRAVE Pop Crave @PopCrave.3h Supreme Court upholds law that would allow for TikTok to be banned as soon as this Sunday. The law requires TikTok to either divest from its parent company ByteDance or be cut off from US app stores. TikTok 5 651 11K 298K
Ronald Isley @yoyotrav 1d This week is DRAGGING. It should've been Friday like two days ago. 57 9.1K 38K 742K
Luhaenten @luhaenten 23h ... How it feels to live with your parents in your twenties 128 11K 160K 2.3M
@VamosDundee. 1d Tony Portales DSC 29 Boy in the red tracksuits's the spitting image of that Robbie Williams 90s Football @90sfootball - 11/11/22 Edmundo sharing his pint with a chimp. 35 1.5K 61K 1.9M
streets @denpawing 14h This is how everything feels when you're high Oxtress Optem Other On ONA Orter hey man im grabbing a beer do you want anything yeahh can you grab me one of the fantastic onion brothers 7 290 4.8K 76K
phd in jyobearology @beachfrontbitch - 23h this is another case of dogs and their owners resembling each other Dr Ally Louks @DrAllyLouks-1d I think quite often about my canine companion's sense of smell. I wonder what Maple has access to through smell that I don't and what it might be like for her to smell without the influence of culture. She often sniffs flowers, but who knows what she makes of them. 5 18K 487 256K
lincs @lincs990.20h ... He's got a name mate TA James с @James_Crop . 20h Christ, how tall's Blackman? sky sports football LIVE sky bet croud bet ST Jet sports sports وملة sports sky sports croud six the 2 200 bet croud иуу bee اكلة croud OXEN sky bet MORRIS arts PROPERTY K ARTA 179 2.1K 90K 3.7M
Mimi @dkkcaramel 1d ... How come 8 hours at home take 20 mins but 8 hours at work take 6 days 100 7.7K 41K 762K
Mike The Situationship @tonybruiseJC.20h I'll fuckin... I'll fuckin... punch you in the face 7 times at Crunch Fitness philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_.21h Method Man allegedly punched his daughter's ex- boyfriend in the face seven times at a Crunch Fitness gym on Staten Island nypost.com/2025/01/16/us-... 134 1.7K 11K 623K
cay @koralinadean.1 1d ... this is how i find out hes not dead yet DUNPHY HALLY BK712720965 POP CRAVE Pop Crave @PopCrave. 1d Bob Dylan has joined TikTok. Bob Dylan @bobdylan 0 11.9K 42.4K Following Followers Likes POP CRAVE 219 4.9K 169K 5.8M
proton @ProtonInspector. 6h Why am I seeing centaur thirst traps on my feed The Wizard Finch @felixofinch. 1d neigh~ 8.2K 10 518 102K
glassjawtism @nohxcdancing 16h ... Yall ever been so desperately unemployed u start applying for Everything. then u get the post-application clarity when the horse insemination company messages you back 23 523 7.7K 99K
kenzie @svravenss 15h ... this is why the show took 3 damn years do you know how long it took ben wyatt to make 5 seconds of requiem for a tuesday Cris @lionesspikee1 55 now why is adam scott always at the scene of the crime of some elaborate claymation sequence #severance 4 190 3.5K 80K
Luke Arcaini @ArcainiLuke 23h Shoutout to this church in my hometown. #GoBirds FIRST UNITED METHODIST CHURCH THE BIBLE MENTIONS EAGLES 33 TIMES GO BIRDS SUNDAY WORSHIP 10:00AM Rev. Michael P. Smith (856) 461-8311 13 264 2.9K 77K
vi @oasistotheend.22h ... Saddam Hussein 37 933 14K 320K
harrison @HarrisonQuinnO · 13h they passed out cigarettes and said we were allowed to smoke in the theater just for one night harrison @HarrisonQuinnO . 18h seeing a movie METROGRAPH . = Now Showing INLAND EMPIRE RESERVED SEATING JANUARY 16TH DATE 7:00 PM SHOW TIMES CREW YORK EST) 45 939 22K 562K
alora @alorazei 1d forgetting your headphones at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times 228 40K 278K 4.5M

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