40 Random Bits of Trivia We Saw Floating Ominously Over the New Jersey Sky
We knocked these tidbits out of the air with sticks and primitive slingshots
To these flying facts, we must have looked like those uncontacted tribes in the Amazon. We didn’t like that they were quite literally looking down on us, so we took them down with every shoe, stone and burrito we could find. They’re not so high-and-mighty now that they’re flopping around on the ground.
Better read them quickly before the men in suits come take them back.