48 of the Funniest Burns from the Week of March 31, 2025

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48 of the Funniest Burns from the Week of March 31, 2025

Shortly after market close on Wednesday, President Donald Trump announced a series of “Liberation Day” tariffs on several countries around the globe, sparking fears of a recession, retaliatory tariffs from other nations and panic attacks from the most insufferable finance bros you’ve ever met. 

Amid the chaos, one Twitter user shared an astute observation from their workplace Slack channel: Maybe all the panicked investors, concerned workers and near-retirees mourning their 401Ks are simply looking at “Liberation Day” the wrong way. “Perhaps Trump meant liberation in a Buddhist sense — Liberation from my material possessions,” read the message. 

But 47’s stock-market-nuking tariffs — and the inevitability of having 99-cent ramen for dinner every night for the next 75 years — wasn’t the only topic that landed in Twitter’s hot seat over the last seven days. This week’s other funny burns took aim at dog birthday meals, Illinois drivers and Reneé Rapp’s Wario.

T @EveryTaye 19h The lord was nowhere near this damn school liz @degrassichats-2 20h get me to God's country. DEGRASSI COMMUNITY SCHOOL DEGRASSI COMMUNITY S SCROS HOME OF THE PANTHERS 145 8.7K 73K del 2.1M
meredith @themeredith . 14h Marrying his college sweetheart and being a hardcore wife guy is about the only redeeming thing Zuckerberg has going for him @itsminga_ .1d Minga Being a billionaire and marrying THAT is insane ngl zuck ... 23 18K 204K 458
Maia @maiamindel.15h ... It's 1828. The United States has adopted the highest tariff rate of the century for insane and idiotic reasons. It's 1929. The United States has adopted the highest tariff rate of the century for insane and idiotic reasons. It's 2025. The United States has adopted the highest t 155 6.8K 72K 1M
CROW @crowbrss 22h this looks like a google ice tray. Z Z Z @zzzgoonin22h This is it. Gucci Ice Tray. GG GUCCI GG G.G 56 3.4K 85K du 1M
Carey O'Donnell @ecareyo 23h I miss Lady Bird Troye Sivan Updates @UpdatedTS.2d 5 years ago today, Troye released Take Yourself Home as the first single of his ЕР 'In A Dream' 6 279K 601 16K
river @kissmeriver. 20h why her head so big did you get this off canal street Christian *. @lostwig 22h finally unboxed my EUSEXUA stuff <3 are AL EUSEXUR have ات EUSEXUA EAU USEXUA EUSEXUA UF EUSEXUA 26 179 4.4K 150K
... b. @briarenee_ .23h it would've took all of the avengers to get me up off of you The Chief @C2thaL2thaIGG: dd I had them wide backs at work MAD AF!!!!! POMP State BOOKS YOUR APRIL FOOLS!! Krispy Kreme DOUG HNUTS® DOUGHNUTS & COFFEE SINCE 1937 ORIGINAL GLAZED DOZEN FOR YOUR SIDEKICK - FUND PROVITABLE S YUND TREATING YOURSELF WHILE HELPING OTHERS. SWEET - - Kruny Kreme Vegetable Tray مؤسسة del 1.4M 54K 4.4K 129
Secular Talk (KyleKulinskiShow@... 17h ... You can stop the trolley at any time, but doing so would mean admitting you were Trump wrong about tariffs 27 261 3.4K 82K
Voldemort @ib_2cute.1 1d So I baked some chicken wings last night. I heard my 5 year old ask her dad What am I going to eat? Can you go get me some Popeyes? I don't like her chicken Me: 586 6K 118K del 2.1M
Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti.1d this how dogs watch you eat 178 9K 118K del 3.4M
Homo Honey @DixPeyton .16h ... this moved me to tears Pitbull @pitbull 18h The word impossible says I'M POSSIBLE. 2 470 6.1K 248K
$lap @slvppy 16h this the type of shit you give yo dog on it's birthday Kodak @killkodak.16h Plain chipotle bowls>>> 87 31K 1.2K 770K
@RICKYRAGE. 10h SpongeBob leaving Sandy's crib during the hibernation episode JT @ThegirlJT.1d the baddest bitch out. 5 126 1.8K 51K
@MassStrikeNow,? @strike_dr1 1d ... FEB 16 AT 9:27 AM I'm reaching out to see if you'd like to learn about the benefits that come with being in the Marines. Interested? FEB 16 AT 12:05 PM Only if I get to choose the oil company I'm dying for. You can now message and call each other and see info like Active Status and when you've read messages. You have zero respect. Aa 133 2,407 37.1K 355K
y @ysmammri.19h there's mad science behind this shit but you btches wanna go to bracesbybria Learn Something @coolt... 10/31/24 How do braces work 5.8K 71K 137 2.2M
MIDWEST Midwest vs. Everybody @midwest... 16h ... OPE. The two biggest threats to Midwest drivers vs EVERYBODY Illinois ETTERN 09-12 - 977 4224 Land of Lincoln 97 220 3.4K 144K
@Raul_G_F__1 1d whats wrong with temu Poland 1810 temu_poland TEMU Sponsored 3/20+ كا Download 15 124 2.9K 47K
monica @waystarroyhoe 17h she's so crazzzzzzzzy! love her!!! spoil... 20h jess #1 chibs lover now what in the hell 156K 190 6.1K 1
Feru @ferupity 21h ... promise u guys that u don't have to spend ur lives pretending to be attracted to women. Just come out. moose @usermooseontwt. 21h Once they successfully make this robot that can give birth, it's over for you, ladies. 481 14K 201K the 3.9M
G ... Sarah @barfieldgussy 20h he looks like a evil straight vampire. he doesnt even look like a evil gay vampire POP CRAVE Pop Crave @PopCrave Mar 27 YUNGBLUD stuns in Amsterdam as he calls a fan beautiful & compliments her smile. 0:04 42 477 13K del 197K
G ... frye @___frye 13h every letter looks like it was designed by a team in separate offices with no contact DF DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm - 18h Max has launched their new logo. max 51 427 14K 330K
jude @pplarestrangee . 20h s ... 60 1K 15K del 210K
pamela. @tisthepamseason 14h ... no morgan honey we weren't laughing with you we were laughing at you POP CRAVE Pop Crave @PopCrave 16h Morgan Wallen releases merch inspired by his viral SNL exit. God's ME TO GET COUNTRY God's COUNTRY God's COUNTRY AVAILABLE NOW 254 3K 79K del 1.8M
slatt @slqttyo Apr 1 G ... y'all couldn't do this at the park? Minga @itsminga_ Apr 1 friend dates CAMO 491 2.8M 4.1K 158K
J3RICHO @KingGamur.20h G ... In America, the penalty for murder is decided by how rich the person you killed was Pop Base @PopBase.2 23h U.S. Attorney General Pamela Bondi directs gi Margione's прип munder of te prosecutors to seek the death penalty for Luigi children of two unseditated, young colo bloods and federal consider ation rected prosectators Mangione. Courte are ve garry way - violent crime Coda 9 Make America Apail. 167 18K 216K 2.3M
Maili @Msspiness 21h ... The real Paul McCartney // The guy who's going to play him in the biopic 14 744 10K del 202K
@laeswrld . Mar 31 G ... when the link doesn't embed and now look schizophrenic sav @bladeelobotomy.Mar 31 just woke up to a snow day thank GOD Zhttps://x.com/bladeelobotomy/status/1865939766815973771/video/1 16 6.6K 136K 3M
Warren t @funkyfreak26 Mar 31 G ... HIS SKIN он MY GOD EW FACT FactPost POST @factpostnews. N Mar 30 I'm not joking. DONALD TRUMP ON SEEKING A THIRD TERM, WHICH IS PROHIBITED BY THE CONSTITUTION 1.3K 9.9K 214K del 3.6M
7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000 12h G ... Chuck Schumer texting me every morning for the past decade: ДУМАЙ 8 ДРУГИХ ФОР You have PayPal? Or Zelle? Cash App? 81 2.1K the 58K
Jordan @Jordanbloked Mar 31 G ... see ur not a real cookie enjoyer cuz I can immediately tell these go hard as fuck @lucawya Mar 30 This girl said I made you cookies and this was the plate 1.2K 23K 472K del 10M
Covie @covie_93 19h Cory Booker has been on the Senate floor longer than vance was in Greenland. 445 4.8K 53K 681K
travis G ... @kermiggys Apr 1 did he get botched work done he looks fucked robbie @cloudharrisonn Mar 31 #notmyringo 349 2.2K 105K 4.8M
lucy ford s ... @lucyj_ford 'hi i'm 19 year old ringo starr' Sony Pictures @SonyPictures - l Mar 31 The Beatles-A Four-Film Cinematic Event, directed by Sam Mendes. Harris Dickinson (John Lennon) Paul Mescal (Paul McCartney) Barry Keoghan (Ringo Starr)... Show more 11:27 AM Apr 1, 2025 957.4K Views
s @shyler11599 Apr 1 ... Seltzer in the flask??? Fucking losers SANDRA @aquisandrax Mar 31 Cuando las copas cuestan demasiado caras hay que ponerse ingenioso 10018 107 1.3K 42K 1.3M
L Joshua Bailey @JoshuaBailey184 Apr 1 ... do Why does this give off 90s video game cutscene vibes @AGPamBondi Mar 31 Attorney General Pamela Bondi Justice is coming. DEPAR JUSTICE JUSTIC RT Pamela Bondi 0:49 ATTORNEY GENERAL R 176 606 19K 405K
@halbrandthinker . 1 19h s ... agos Club Scott he was doing anything in the 2000s D H R T Dress $2.080 by Tommy Hilligen Roberto Cavel korrings neck $845 abirt. 54452 to THAIN Caluel #DIREL Romany Claire's Hilligen Accessories necklare 21 362 10K 236K
maddy O ... @mddyluvsbeatlez 31, already balding / 52, long, beautiful hair 1:23 PM Apr 1, 2025 117.1K Views 29 367 6K 165
Isabella 9/11 @IsaEvermore13 . Apr 3 s ... a man's life start at 28 0:08 From noray Path of Men @PathOfMen_ Mar 30 A woman's life finish at 28. A man's life start at 28. Few will understand. 76 7K 88K del 1.4M
@JordanUhl - 17h s ... jordan willy wonka ass presidency Асуп @Acyn 17h Trump holding up a gold card with his face on it: For $5 million, this can be yours MOMENTS AGO ABOARD AIR FORCE ONE @Acyn MTN FOX PRESIDENT TRUMP TAKES QUESTIONS NEWS /FOX NEWS ALERT channel 260 17K 227K 4.8M
s ... graypes @bintcrubbs. 20h me after 4lbs of tiramisu kendra Ig of @starvedndazed Apr 2 this is unfortunately what im built like 33 4K 41K 1.2M
Feru Subscribe O ... @ferupity That kid is literally this emoji Arham @mgmtarham 23h Meghan Trainor stuns with family. 11:40 AM Apr 3, 2025 5.2.8M Views
liza @outlawedblues.20h G ... oh this is CRAZY 7:53 71 Post x ... Follow shua @j98hua could the beatles? liza @outlawedblues 1d can those four men even SING... 7:46PM 03.04.25 72 1.4K 48K 682K
Mikael @BacardiCapital.1 18h ... Some of you are worrying about the wrong type of recession 93 2K 27K del 654K
milo edwards @Milo_Edwards . 12h ... italians are about to invent a form of corruption so lucrative it will destroy the global economy Kevin @kev_jg 19h The Vatican was excluded from the tariff list and Italy is at the 20% EU rate. I hope some scheming cardinal sees the opportunity here 103 3.5K 46K del 1.1M
tauseef. @tauseefiasco Apr 3 ... bro did bachelors in situationship roman roy apologist(he/him) @ro3ver Apr 2 having a crush again after 4 years of situationship hell sure does feel good 47 2.2K 33K 693K
You reposted Rob Wiblin @robertwiblin 15h ... Seen on Slack. Perhaps Trump meant liberation in a Buddhist sense - Liberation from my material possessions 70 4K 60K del 1.3M
wasian doll @soberkravitz . 20h ... Really girl? @reneerapp @AGPamBondi Mar 31 Attorney General Pamela Bondi Justice is coming. DEPART USTICE 0:47 8 184 4.8K del 173K
Ana Mostarac -i-cont @anammostarac.13h presited chan At Goldman, I would've been expected to commit seppuku for these errors 10% 10% 10% 10% The White House @WhiteHou... ...18h Reciprocal Tariffs لا Reciprocal Tariffy 465 138 13K 906K

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