35 Jokes Service Workers Are Tired of Hearing From Customers
‘No price tag. It must be free!’
Every time a customer cracks a tired joke, they’re shaving years off of a service worker’s life.
A Redditor who works the frozen-food aisle comes close to calling it quits and freezing to death in between stacks of DiGiorno pizza each summer, as the warm weather means being asked the same singular question over and over: “I bet you’re glad to be in there today, eh?”
Enough!
Other Redditors have shared the repetitive, unfunny quips they’re tired of hearing from customers, including asking the ATM repairman for “free samples” or wanting an employee discount for using the self-checkout. If you feel the urge to utter one of these phrases, please collect yourself and refrain. Don’t be part of the problem.