58 of the Funniest Tweets from the Month of March 2025

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58 of the Funniest Tweets from the Month of March 2025
mar XI @girllbossing.14h ... interesting Lists Top Latest People Media No results for Putting his half hard dick in my mouth and saying mmm al dente Try searching for something else, or check your Search settings to see if they're protecting you from potentially sensitive content. 35 266 7K 206K
Business Woman Themed Clown Follow @vegetalpuppet you can lick anything into absolute nothingness. erosion it's called 11:45 AM 3/19/25 141K Views 27 1.4K 12K 433
samulige (follows back) @samulig... .1d x ... low key fell off 43K 466K 526 5M
Zane Hamilton @zaneo_11 1d x ... Tornado warning? Nah, I'm warning the tornado TR ОЯ СК ЯО ВЯ 525 20K 244K 5.6M
jason @Jasgagger.1d XI ... wasp came out a pizza box and scared tf out of me and i panicked and covered him in buffalo sauce but now i feel kinda bad 1.5M 611 4.9K 87K
The Illustrious @TrapBasquiat • 4d ... I fell down the stairs at the jazz club and this meme literally happened in real life (jazz music stops) 72 7,610 120K . 1.3M
Orwell I& Goode Subscribe @OrwellNGoode III PsyPost Chewing wood may boost memory and brain antioxidants, study finds by Eric W. Dolan - March 3. 2025 8:10 AM Mar 11, 2025 52.3K Views 11 166 3.3K 60
Mero ... @rev_ro Ное is you Cat in the Hat?? Marty @MartyMansion - Mar 12 Walk today 3:42 PM Mar 13, 2025.1.5M Views
Mark ... @AgingRanchHand My friend spotted this in the wild earlier. A guy wearing a jacket that just says Mexican Food MEXICAN FOOD 8:33 PM Mar 12, 2025 5.1.4M Views
latke ... @latkedelrey my mom has this set of pretty ceramic dishes and one day i asked where they were from because we'd had them for my whole life and i liked them. she told me she strategically stole 8 of them over the course of multiple years from her favorite restaurant 3:33 PM Mar 12, 2025 3.1M Views 388 8.3K 246K 6.6K
WHO? Subscribe ... @soursillypickle My husband and I decided we don't want children. It was a difficult decision, but we're telling them tonight. 9:36 PM Mar 12, 2025.7.8M Views 4K 13K 231K 7.6K
Soul ... @soullig wtf them turtles doing down there Daily Loud @DailyLoud Mar 13 Texas Tech Campus had multiple green fires due to a gas leak 0:06 10:56 AM Mar 13, 2025 ١٠ 9M Views
Sofia Coppium ... @indianloonie Why is Zelenskyy following them @greedcyo Mar 12 yeah this pic goes unbelievably hard O Pending 5X20 NEW YORK I5V-2FL2 and 7:04 PM.Mar 13, 2025 5.187K Views
Respectful Memes ... @RespectfulMemes Male birds Female birds 9:00 AM Mar 13, 2025 . 1.9M Views 77 12K 193K 5.1K
clown ... @bugsquelcher doing this but with my balls inside of Infinite Jest Raw @Rawpkw. Mar 10 Ouch DEPECHE MOD MOHYMEHT 1:39 PM.Mar 13, 2025 633.5K Views 38 830 24K 1.5K
Despachico ... @_CHICO You're in her DM's, I'm texting her from random numbers telling her she's got unpaid tolls. 10:15 AM.Mar 13, 2025 581.2K Views 36 1.7K 18K 449
Max Fosh @max_fosh Mar 13 s ... Fun fact about Australia: they are huge Scary Spice fans MELB NO 40 1.1K 29K 534K
Mike Birnigglia ... @MikeBirnigglia I feel bad for kids today. They'll never know a time when white guys weren't... this. If you're under 25, you've only ever seen the worst era of white men. You missed out on Tony Hawk. You missed out on Stone Cold Steve Austin. Now they just podcast, eat beef tallow, and lie. 10:28 AM Mar 13, 2025 508.2K Views 129 2.1K 28K 1.2K
THE JRE The JRE Companion ... @TheJRECompanion COMPANION Your uncle shows up to the BBQ with his 'recently divorced' buddy BUD BUD LIGH BUD LIGHT Shane Gillis and Post Malone
Big Sister Gorgeous One ... @PersnicketyK You gon hate when I add the artichokey on the end Justice @FITCH_mascot Mar 13 I fucking hate when mfs say okie dokie. 10 year old ass response. 1:53 PM.Mar 13, 2025 . 2.7M Views 195 14K 121K 2.3K
G ... soup @s0upworld 4h ok not what i meant 1 Dad d > Today 12:55 PM Requested Dad's Location Delivered Post office 132 3.8K 164K del 1.9M
ASH @ashelai_ 22h G ... The urge to smack people with this would be uncontrollable Darren Rovell @darrenrovell. Mar 17 New at @SFGiants games: A 98-ounce souvenir bat with free refills ($22.59) by @AramarkSports) SP 42 619 14K del 781K
WholesomeMemes @WholesomeMeme-12h ... THE BLADE ITSELF DCS JOE ABERCROMBIE UFO, Caught on Tape FARTASK 10 307 4.3K 66K
ELLE @floatawaywitme.20h G ... smells like Doie Teen Spinach STARK/STRONG 2 3 4 5 1 MILD/MILD KRISPIG/CRISPY 1 2 3 4 5 SPAD/TENDER 1 51 1K 18K
Number Matt Stoller @matthewstoller 16h ... BY - I wonder if the fall of Rome was this stupid. 833 5.3K 54K del 1.3M
poppa @popitforpoppa 21h people you may know & it's someone i would set on fire 64 13K 52K del 810K
saxboy @saxboybilly18.. 4h G ... I SURVIVED THE JAY LENO HILL !!! Hampton Inn P 63 309 16K 345K
rachel coster @RACH4_theSTARZ Mar 20 Need to sleep so bad but it feels so good clicking on stuff 8 1.5K 11K del 156K
Naveed Qureshi @heynido Mar 19 I've tasted many years and I highly recommend 2015-2019 376 21K 81K del 1.7M
cabby @cabby Mar 20 ... (complimenting my friend on his vocal range) Your throat game is crazy bro 43 3.8K 42K 547K
Tom Fornelli @TomFornelli 19h G ... Headlines From The Future The Sickos CBB Committee @SickosCBB . 19h WHAT A COMEBACK!! ARMY DEFEATS ELON!! Final Army 83 E Elon 78 31 2.7K 71K del 2M
meredith minkow @murrminks . 14h G ... Flea market finds. 00mg Freebour I don't Play Basketball... But I do have a magic johnson. 23 141 6.9K 244K ادار
slatt @slqttyo . . 21h G ... i thought she was in a microwave Minga @itsminga_ 21h My daughter loves to sleep with her butt in the air and it's the cutest thing 94 4.4K 80K 1.3M ارار
Miguel @thatdaffyduck 13h G ... The only thing more on-brand than Bugs Bunny surviving is the fact that Daffy didn't make it lol M1W (Marvel Rivals Arc) @AllMightyMayday Mar 23 Reminder that bugs bunny was inside the twin towers when they fell AND НЕ LIVED x.com/oldtoons_/stat... WARNER DI LIUHO 17 2.2K 35K del 700K
G ... expert youtube viewer @rinnyposting 17h bamboo. by technicalities it doesn't count meat joe black @slime_machine. Mar 22 found the stick to end all sticks 17 173 10K 151K
G ... Kylie Cheung @kylietcheung 22h so looking at it bro, we gotta go ahead and get it to at least 10,000 Isaac @GalaxyPeaBrain 2 23h Looking over how much I spend on diet soda each month DISCOUNTS A/R MTD MTD FEE DEPOSIT FEES A/R 00 $ $ 102.00 102.00 $ B $ 11,371.75 $ 1,473.75 O $ $ 8,291.75 $'$ 6,818.00 7 $ 2,558.07 $ 20,849.82 $ $ 4,691.49 $ 25,541.31 $ $ 5,432.52 $ 30,973.83 $ $ 85,756.29 $ 116,730.12 $ $ 8,550.97 $ 125,281.09 $ $ 62,109.25 $ 187,390.34 $ $ 541.02 $ 54,102.00 $ 241,492.34 $ 541.02 $
roxy demento @falseroxy 3h ... if you look into this you could probably find a pretty damning connection between actors and theater kids alex lei @alexL_E_I 16h prestige TV has theater kid energy idk how to expand on this 3 135 2.1K del 44K
Dr. ر Walter Sparkey @hogsbreathvip82.17h G ... God forbid a man have hobbies AUSTRALIAN BORDER FORCE AMAN FORC i Sydney Sydney 'science nerd' may face jail for importing plutonium in bid to collect all elements of periodic table 116 535 6.1K 163K
deertransition, Baby @not12x 6d my shift remains six hours long. TEXA All-Natural Ingredients HANDCRAFTED IN SMALL BATCHES 240.7614 25% ALC/VOL (70 PROOF) IL II GE Pink PonyClub Count 1111 Not Like US Count 105 5K 228K 2.8M
Danny Posley @doctorperky40.1d ... That's a foul ref 273 3.1K 140K 2.4M
THE GOD EMPEROR OF GENDERFLUID PUSSY 1d ... what does it take for a farmer to go I can't ethically keep this cat on this farm. he's too stupid. Friends of Bear Cat Rescue @feederofcats.2d SF BAY AREA new street himbo in town! MEATLOAF is a 1.5 y/o thicc boy who showed up as a stray on a farm, but was too friendly and dumb for farm life. He's very happy to be indoors and is ready to find his forever home! petfinder.com/cat/meatloaf-7... 353 11K 238K 6.3M
WitchDoctorDB @db_witch - 1d recent Shrek news reminded me of the greatest movie tagline of all time FROM THE PRODUCERS WHO SAW SHREK 35 4.2K 102K del 1.4M
@Myd0de.20h Не looks like he would be a villain in a regular show episode vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard. dd Hardest stage presence I've ever seen pentagram Marsin 135 7K 104K 1.9M
SH @SHtalkssports 1d WHEN ISEARS YOU NMOO Spring break itinerary has been finalized TURN IT AROUND -750 My Location Paris, IL Rome, IL Milan, IL Athens, IL Berlin, IL Vienna, IL + Add Stop 146 3.3K 104K del 2.1M
Jack @jackfromohio. 1d ... Не thought a watched pot would boil! Не MAD! OF 34 4.3K 92K del 1M
mount bellyache @mountbellyache. 10h x ... there's a possibility bob dylan thinks mgk is timothée chalamet bobdylan ... bobdylan Original audio PARK AVA PARK IT'S CDs*LFS PARK AVE CDs VE CDs ANDO, FL 19XX mg CDs LPs DVDs ZINES S ORE BILD COM 20.9K 1,911 10.9K Liked by and others Whaaaaaat he posted my absolute favorite mgk performance ever 24 696 22K 431K
vocal-fry barbie @JumboCarnation 20h the text you want to get from your best man two hours before the wedding: Today 4:49 PM wedding still on? bro what yes of course 8 314 13K 187K
Sponge @SussySpongey - 1d ... This frame is so funny he just accepted his fate 117 15K 208K 3.2M
a @aallleeexxxxxx1 - dd smells like upwillyoumarryme in here 32 1.2K 14K 430K
HOURLY L shitpost @hourly_shitpost.23h ... quieres When you make the mistake of letting him pick one piece of furniture for the house 911 7.7K 159K 6.3M
Sévérine Cox @Le_Severine_Cox· 1d Which way western mid budget filmmaker JACK QUAID NOVOCAINE NATHAN CAINE CAN'T FEEL PAIN ONLY IN THEATRES COMING SOON Companion Sévérine Cox @Le_Severine_Cox. 1 1d Every original movie now is either just an action comedy riff on John Wick and/or Deadpool or a thriller about how Boyfriends Are Evil and somehow they both star Jack Quaid 122 3K 62K 2M
hannah @dumbandfunn. id ... okay so no big deal but tomorrow I'm starting my new meticulous daily routine that will completely transform my life forever 52 4.5K 67K 1.2M
samu I bsdtwt| @Kuinasbabygirl. dd ... How I feel waking up in the morning and automatically clicking on Twitter ALUMINUM MERCURY FLUORIDE WiFi RITALIN 233 41K 342K 5.6M
VEIN II free @SO0u00.2d ... Him and his giant fucking fork . Ally *88 @alleeesuhhh . 3d these are so cunty 118 14K 334K 5.5M
MATTHEW BITTS @MatthewBitts. 1d Thor Blaze Binges @BlazeBinges.2 2d name a fictional character that can lift this up 591 12K 307K 5M
Hayden @the_transit_guy- 1d I would absolutely report this as a phishing scam if I got this tbh What did you do last ! week? HR 4:05 P H Please reply to this email with approx. 5 bullets of what you accomplished last week and CC your manager. Please do not send any classified information, links, or attachments. Deadline is this Monday at 11:59pmEST. 502 2.5K 77K 1.8M
Itsreallycrystal @crystalbaee1 - 18h ... Salmon good as fck I see why bears just grab them b tches out the river 247 9.7K 60K 1.2M
chy. @senpaichai.1d XI ... Never kill yourself Olive Garden TALAN KITCHEN E NO Oscar Mayer NO tirested Bur -ength WIENERS NO W WARM AND EADY ZONE 18 631 14K 652K

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