23 of the Most Messed-Up Things People Did at Work Without Getting Fired

‘Store manager got caught adding hours he didn't work to his time card’
23 of the Most Messed-Up Things People Did at Work Without Getting Fired

As a freelance worker with generalized anxiety disorder, having a level of confidence that you won’t get fired sounds heavenly. Thanks to my brain’s constant low-level panic, every time my email pings, I start tying a bindle and checking trains to hop after my impending termination. After all, pretty much every job now is at-will employment, which is the evil bizarro version of tenure that allows you to be kicked to the curb at any time without so much as a hearty back-pat.

So it’s even more shocking sometimes to see someone well and truly screw the pooch and then clock back in as normal come Monday morning. Talent, tenure or good old nepotism can all cover for something that would have anyone else combing the cobwebbed corners of their Google Drive for their resume. 

Along these lines, Redditors have shared stories about the biggest work fuck-ups they’ve seen that resulted in zero firings, and the list includes quite a few repeat offenders.

trs4ece 6y ago I worked at a webhosting tech support company and a coworker accidentally deleted another customer's website. This was on a Unix system, so it wasn't possible to undo the delete. Не deleted the command history to cover his mistake and then told the customer that the website was lost due to a hard drive failure. The customer hadn't been keeping backups and said that he lost his entire livelihood. The employee told management about the situation and they ran with it to avoid getting sued. They told the customer that hardware issues sometimes happen and because he
Byizo 6y ago Used his corporate credit card for over $10k in personal purchases. Не was reprimanded, but not fired OR made to pay the company back. Within the next year he did the exact same thing and only then was he fired. 24K ...
thesneakersnake 6y ago Edited 6y ago Destroy an overpass with an excavator improperly loaded on a trailer. Edit: 450 john deere excavator on a Arnes triple axle lowbed with a jeep and booster. Boom was about 1 ft too high at 60mph. This is the biggest excavator you can haul around these parts without disassembling it. 7.8K ... 2WoW4Me 6y ago We call that creating jobs! A whole project for the price of one guy's livelihood. 4K ...
BroodingBryanAdams . 6y ago Edited 6y ago Forge a document (it was so obvious!), then lie about not forging it, then admit to forging it once lie was just slightly questioned. One partner at the firm wanted her fired, but another one didn't, the forger stayed. 17K ...
thehappyhaha 6y ago Accidentally send out the entire company's (3,000+ employees) headcount to the company distro. File contained everyone's salary, birthday, government numbers,etc. - 11K ...  6y ago Our CFO once emailed me the entire company's W2s. My name and the CEO's name start with the same two letters, but mine is first alphabetically, so he got screwed by autocomplete. I checked out everybody's salary, and then deleted it like he asked me to. All of my team were making the same amount! | guess that's fair. CFO was making $400k, though, which seems high. But what do |
WarmProfit 6y ago Saw a guy whip out his dick and start running around trying to piss on this one guy. Не got a splash on him too. Active duty military here, for anyone curious. - 9.4K ...
u/ aki_6 6y ago A few years ago I was working in a big company in my hometown, they hired me to create a website because they wanted to get bigger. A graphic/fashion designer in the same company thought I was hired for her department because our offices were close and because I was doing both the programming and the design of the website. I had an appointment with another company that would help us set up secure online payments and manage inventories across our stores and the main factory. Graphic designer welcomed the representatives of this company (not even
 6y ago Called a customer stupid for leaving his phone behind, and refused to let him back in the theater so he could find it. Phone ended up getting stolen by one of the overnight cleaners, and after a few days, was brought back and the customer finally got his phone back. 5.4K ... I Schytheron 6y ago What the fuck? Why wouldn't he let him back in? 1.8K ...  6y ago Because he's an asshole 1.9K ...
Plainas_Tay 6y ago At a previous job, we had an employee that was called in to clean on an as- needed basis. The employee, who we will call Fred, owed a lot of child support. After a unusually long break of not working, we called Fred in to clean the work place. I think he expected to be paid under the table, because when he was given a paycheck, it was damn near zero because of all the back-due child support he owed that we were forced to take from his paycheck. Не literally started screaming, swearing, calling the boss
NeedsMoreTuba 6y ago Не liked throwing ice cubes into the deep fryer. He'd stand far enough away that he wouldn't get splashed, which made it a complete surprise to the person working the fryer. If you've never done this, it kind of causes a mini explosion of bubbles in molten grease, which splashes everywhere and, at the very least, makes a mess.
TheTerribadger 6y ago My coworkers got caught in a compromising position in the walk-in where food is stored. Not even a write up. - 16K ... jaytrade21 6y ago Edited 6y ago They were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me.... 12K ...
dtee3 6y ago Store manager got caught adding hours he didn't work to his time card. Не got a reprimand and they removed the ability for managers to edit their own hours. About a month later he gets caught using another manager's login to add more hours he didn't work. Another slap on the wrist and is still working at the same place. 35K ...
 6y ago Edited 6y ago A guy | worked with ran a food truck into an airplane. When they drug tested him he peed super dirty. After being told that he'd be getting random drug tests for awhile, they showed up at his house within a week. Told them he couldn't because he just smoked yesterday. Не was still employed when | transferred from that airport. Bonus Story: one day that same guy shit his pants at work and sat in the breakroom until the smell became pretty loud. Someone told him he should go home. His response was,
ThatKarmaWhore 6y ago My boss forged my name on a number of documents, because she didn't have the required certifications to sign the documents herself and I had refused to sign them. I know this, because after things went horribly south they tried to claim I had been the one to screw up, and showed me my/her signature. She got promoted again instead of fired, that way I didn't have to quit. You will never guess whose mother owned the company. 345 ...
mercurys-daughter 6y ago I worked at a pizza restaurant when I was 16. Place was absolute anarchy. Impossible to get fired. I'd smoke weed with my bosses. They joke with me try not to get TOO high today!!. All while on the clock. Supervisor would take an hour or more on his 30 min breaks and come back blasted as fuck. We'd all make ourselves free food whenever we wanted. No one was properly trained, so obviously proper procedures were out the window. No one would claim their tips so we were being sued by the IRS. Again no one
snozborn 6y ago Edited 6y ago I worked at a really nice restaurant and our head chef at the time would come in so spun out on meth he would admit to people he was seeing shadow people and would often have to help us on the line only to be a total mess. Also at the same place one of his other friends who he smoked with was noticeably tweaked and cut half his finger off on the slicer. EDIT: This only like my 10th post or something thanks for all the upvotes y'all! (Please excuse my lame mobile
scottevil110 6y ago I wouldn't say fucked up, but | work closely with the federal government, and the number of people just hanging around until retirement, doing jobs that have been obsolete for 20 years, is remarkable. There's a dude I know whose ONLY job is to scan things. Like scan paper into PDFs. He's a federal employee being paid $50,000/yr. 19K ...
LlamaLoupe 6y ago I've seen more than zero nurses mistreat patients, so I've seen too many. Unfortunately unless it's flagrant and there's enough eyewtinesses, and as long as it's on old people or severely mentally ill people who have little to no family support, nobody gives a flying crap. 4.2K ... AwkwardRN 6y ago Nurse got caught with her hand in the sharps bin and it still took months to prove she was stealing narcs 1.9K ...
PaperClipsAreEvil 6y ago Edited 6y ago Not mine, but something an old buddy of mine did 15+ years ago. Не worked for a really big gaming company that was just about to ship a major title. Like, MAJOR. Because of beta testing, there was code in the game that would disable the beta copies the day after the game officially dropped. His job was to make sure that code was removed before they burned all of the official CDs for the game's release. Guess who forgot to remove the code? The company had already burned tens of thousands (maybe more)
lancal62 6y ago Finally one I can answer. Our department went for a team building overnight stay abroad. The next day when we were supposed to meet at the airport he was nowhere to be found, his phone was off, bosses rang the hospitals, missing persons report, you name it, a week later the bosses went back to the country to find him again...nothing, wife and child had t heard anything..... week later he turns up for work like nothing happened, he had decided to jump on a earlier flight to Thailand for a weeks holiday without telling a soul.
XmagnumoperaX 6y ago Wisconsin - Pretty nice hotel - Our room service Chef | get in for the night, and my co-worker is fielding a call of a VERY LOUD guest. | can tell it is going bad.... VERY BAD. Не hangs up, looks down in sadness for a bit, gets up and slowly walks to the kitchen. His next words were burnt into my head... cooks name....can | see your hand.... Cook looks down and notices his band-aid is missing, and made its way into a pizza that went up to a customer. Не said his wife had it in her mouth. No.....not
BeerMagic 6y ago A guy who works at a local grocery store would get caught masturbating at work with the bathroom stall door open, he was caught so much that he was eventually relocated to the gas station, and he has a serious attitude problem because he thinks that it's because he's overweight. - 929 ...
 6y ago Had a girl steal money from other crews bags in the locker/change room. Instead of firing her they just took the door off the room and put in a camera so now we have to show up to work in uniform with a shirt over it, it's very hot here and I end up sweaty by the time I get to work. She also called in one time saying her sister died and needs time off. She never had a sister. After all this she got rehired after she quit for another job that didn't end up

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