39 of the Funniest Tweets from Friday, January 3, 2025

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39 of the Funniest Tweets from Friday, January 3, 2025

By no means is Friends considered body horror, but an injury David Schwimmer sustained while filming the long-running sitcom was “genuinely frightening.” In a recent conversation with Entertainment Weekly, the actor described an incident that took place during the Season Three episode “The One with the Jam,” where Matt LeBlanc was “supposed to do a kind of pratfall,” but ended up dislocating his shoulder. Schwimmer recalled that after the gag, LeBlanc “went totally white, and he stood up, and I could see his shoulder was out. He looked like he was going to pass out.” 

Schwimmer considers himself a horror fan, and has played characters who are immersed in grisly situations, but he says that chilling moment with LeBlanc was actually scary. 

Elsewhere, Kieran Culkin has fessed up to being a “naughty young actor.” A few years ago, Mark Ruffalo shared that someone got him high on stage by switching a prop joint for the real deal during a 2000 production of The Moment When. Culkin recently told The Guardian that he was “17 and stupid” when he performed the prank. While the source of the switch-up wasn’t disclosed to the public before now, Culkin did note that he came clean during intermission to Ruffalo, who was surprisingly enjoying his unexpected high

Over on Twitter, the highs are all the great jokes gracing the timeline. Today’s funniest tweets include those about a new outlook on life, a considerate athlete and a question for a fat fly.

Kyle @kyzman.1 17h ... Well, you sold me. BE BLOWN UNIVERSA ORLANDO RESORT - TOR PASS 8 91 1.6K 46K
Woe t @Woeotto.20h ... ???? R u mad at me Do you hate me What if I was an ant Would you step on me Or would you feed me crumbs!? Message... + I I'm Hey Q W E R T Y I U o P C V ٨ 1.2K 11K 56 218K
shell @Shellerina_ . 1d Hate when I see a fat fly because what did you eat 21 787 12K 178K
Slick @NickStillHere 18h ... That's how many years the judge gonna give you Zaza Man @Zazamyodor18h Just did my taxes lol I just put random numbers 2024 Tax Return $904,628.66 Refund $904,628.66 @kvontaydevon Submitted Pending IRS Refund 01/02/25 02/24/25 FEDERAL ACCEPTED 01/02/25 $904,628 317 8.6K 132K 4M
erika sweet labyrinthoney buckin @labyrint... 16h ... just applied for a job where i only had to attach my resume and input my name and email GIF 55 2.6K 85K 766K
ms. bitch @katastrophe_xo 19h ... i will no longer say i'm going to kill myself ...instead i will be threatening everyone/everything that causes ME the inconvenience with a good ol you're going to die 61 5.1K 24K 398K
paola de lesbos @paolitafrita. 18h ... IT'S ON What's your favorite season? Awards. POP CRAVE @PopCrave.2 21h Pop Crave Upcoming 2025 award season schedule: Golden Globes (Jan. 5) SAG noms (Jan. 8) Critics Choice Awards (Jan. 12) 4K 12 31K 886K
emily @blossomsbroke-16h CSNIC Stalin liked you! H Match to continue the conversation. 22 272 8K 152K
Poe's Law, Esq: Poe's Lawyer @dyingscribe.1 16h Не literally is the one guy who can CHAOSKID !! ARCANE S2 ARC ! !! 21h Reed... you can't handle all that. x.com/MarvelRivals/s... 223 3.3K 122K del 7.4M
kian @kianlufc. 17h Can my mate come out with us he's sound The mate: GUINNESS WORLD Guinness World Records @GWR. 1d Most electric fan blades stopped using the tongue in one minute 57 by Kranthi Drillman RECURDS GUMNESS 1:39 37 767 26K 1.4M
ella fox-martens @ellafox_m 1d this is my grandfather's cousin. just unimaginable scenes in the family group chat at the minute Guardian News Opinion Sport Culture Lifestyle UK UK politics Education Media Society Law Scotlan i Coventry Coventry woman who vanished 52 years ago found alive and well Mystery of Sheila Fov's dicannearanceat 16 98 765 15K del 1M
ICYESTTWAT @FUCCL 18h she said it's no fun if it's no competition. POP CRAVE Pop Crave @PopCrave. 19h Simone Biles says she feels greedy if she were to return for the 2028 Olympics: I'm at a point in my career where I'm humble enough to know when to be done. 35 3.7K 60K 1.3M
Boy Breen @actionjack69.15h R GIF ALT Greengo @ElGreengo_ 15h They should make a notre dame for Italians 15 525 15K . 622K
James @JimmyJambo51 - dd has anyone ever looked more like peter griffin? @A10W1L 1d Replying to @Tgarratt10 You think it's crazy he's 39 now? This is him in 2009 as a 22 year old First te 3 sets Sets Legn P BUNTING 0 1 15 52 Checkout: 20 D16 81 594 42K 2.4M
smd @cigarettesavior.18h ... About to go King Kong mode OLD LG OLED evo LG Deo OLED agoon W ONE 1699 99 عية Hisease LG OLED ITCA 239.99 LG OLED QD6 65 150 LG OLED evo OLED evo 6SC4 SAMIONE 55 15 Hise Hisense Hisense entre risesse Missense QL S QDo 55 QD6 15 Hisense QLED Hisense 55° SERIES QLED QLED Nisense Qy Hisense MORE frety - QD6 - OFFICIALTELEVISION BL 95 3.6K 98K 1.7M
carl @NightlifeMingus 18h ... (showing you around my hometown) yeah i used to drive this road every day to go to school haha. oh, that's the gas station, we would buy sodas there on lunch break. and that over there's The Citadel. that's pretty new actually, our overlords built that after i graduated 3 304 4,738 58.8K
@rorschachisgay-2 22h after Nosferatu my dad was like why didnt they just attack him during the day and i was like they don't know he can't go out in the day. they've never seen Dracula. 19 867 27.7K 458K
charlie @chunkbardey.1 14h .. if someone leaves your life it's often because the actor playing them is getting cancelled in the real world 25 2,309 25.6K 368K
donald @Boringstein 12h it is so wild that connor o'malley is genuinely Nostradamus BNO NEWS BNO News Live @BNO... 13h Las Vegas bomber reached out to his ex-girlfriend a few days before the attack: I rented a Tesla Cybertruck. It's the shit. ... I feel like Batman or halo. the past couple years? how was germany 9:00 AM Ohh okay! It's been wild. So much learning and fun. rented a Tesla cybertruck it's the shit I'm building drones in my new position you would love it 9:06 AM MMS feel like Batman or halo 9:07 AM don't know if it's
kelli @LagunaBiotchIG - 1 1d Incredible headline. No notes Page Six Page Six @PageSix 1d Chaos at Christmas show after member of 'Jersey Shore' star Angelina Pivarnick's group allegedly punches little person dressed as teddy bear trib.al/eGx5j2X O 17 2.5K 42K del 2.6M
mia o e/ is seeing mcr and ptv @voltaeri 1d ... does mcr know this State of the Scene @SOTSPodcast. 1d My Chemical Romance are due to release a new album this year. LA 34 3.3K 27K 441K
Andy Johnson @TheDirtJohnson id 2 MY BIRTHDAY 47 MY FAVORITE FOOTBALL TEAM LOSES 134 5.1K 55K 3.5M
NurseBrianRN @rn_murse 1d ... does anyone know the password to my work computer? or how to do my job? 53 2.6K 35K 978K
Case @Cactuscali1991 . 1d ... America, first day into 2025: WELL F 78 5.9K 82K 1.7M
Jake @JakeWallinger 1d A Complete Unknown (2024) 1984 NO Uhhh I think I BABE PLEASE HAVE SEX WITH have to plug ME I'M so HORNY my guitar in 7 176 3.8K 124K
beef clapton: soldier of fortune @thetrompwner. dd ... dell @UnkleDellbot 5/21/22 Idgaf what she doing. 5 60 276 dell @UnkleDellbot 5/13/22 Idgaf what she doing lol. 1 57 266 dell @UnkleDellbot 5/9/22 Idgaf what she doing. 28 2 163 dell @UnkleDellbot 5/1/22 Idgaf what she doing. 1 22 144 dell @UnkleDellbot 4/16/22 Idgaf what she doing lol. 3 620 112 43 2.5K 12K 280K
Dr Sean Travers @seanjetravers. 1d I can't answer the door this time of year because I'm dressed like this 2.1K 32K 661K 41
Steven Bonaventure X @absolutegazelle. 1d January 2nd should be a bank holiday as well Carl 28.IV 102 ETATIS HORK POST DVALIS 74 2.2K 52K del 1.1M
@ijustbluemyself-2th b Another any $20 Lunch MICROBES 8 JELLYFISH 98 6 CC 00 KRUSTY@KRAB - 20 de 3 5 From a Fast Casual Restaurant IN 31 2.1K 52K 1M
@gandalf_thegreg 19h greg new reply guy image just dropped T E R G S NOEL PEOPLE R S T L N E GMIC 73 253 6.5K 659K
Christian Becker @TheAmazingBeck 1d If she can stay married to him for 100 days she'll win $500,000,000! POP CRAVE Pop Crave @PopCrave. 1 1d Mr. Beast is engaged to Thea Booysen. BEAST MA BRA WORLD PLACE $ $ 301 8.4K 226K 5.6M
the heart @Fredward3948576. 1d ...  we can't do this in front of her 12 3K 24K 315K
SwagKirb @Swag_K1RBY . 1 1d This is my favorite fake poster, like everything here is almost perfect and could be a legit film FAMILY GUY WARNER BROTHERS PICTURES HEMES LAURA LINNEY FAMILY GUY MILE HP JOHN WILLIAMS I SELMA REST the GAVIN DE SCRUTTER T PABLO BRIGHT - 304 4.3K 73K 1.4M
evil roni @volcelmoment.2 23h ... i am embarrassed to admit i got dumped yesterday and his reason was it's just some new year, new me type shit 80 331 13K 292K
Jaster @mareel_jaster 1d Disgusting! What's the name of the street so I can avoid it at all costs. Z @liIcosmo 1d Miami is such a mess istg I walk out of my job and this is on the floor like?? 2.8K 175K 5 98
meez. @abortedamyadams 20h mind you that's him cheating on his pregnant wife Couple Art @CoupleArtt.2d Love language GIF 4 356 7.9K 291K
sand-e (sandie) (COMMISSIONS OPEN) @fre... 1d ... my stupid ass said hulu or jackass emeraldappul's mirrors @emeraldappul . 1d cartoon network fans have two options x.com/ CNschedules/st... hulu 108 2.8K 41K 858K
ren م و @caprigf777.21h seeing oomf's loyal reply guy in another girl's replies GIF ALT 51 1.1K 15K 275K
local MS hottie @Social_Twerker • 1d people are circling back 50 7.8K 59K 1.4M

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