34 of the Funniest Roasts of Elon Musk in 2024

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34 of the Funniest Roasts of Elon Musk in 2024

Elon Musk boasts a long list of shortcomings, including — but not limited to — nuking Twitter, fixating on decade-old meme formats, heeding the urge to spawn as many children as humanly possible and fumbling the bag with Grimes so hard that his divorced dad energy still radiates throughout the entire internet nearly half a decade later.

But even with this ever-growing laundry list of failures, there’s still one thing the billionaire does right: He serves as living proof that money cannot make people like, admire or remotely respect you.  

In fact, disrespecting Musk was one of the highlights of the year for the Extremely Online, as the famously-annoying CEO always doubles as an excellent punchline. So, from evil corrupting his physical form to watching him reach “terminal levels of divorce,” these are the very best roasts of Elon Musk from 2024. 

Let’s raise a glass to many more in 2025!

Siqi Chen Subscribe ... @blader i have it on good authority that the most airtight NDA on the planet is the one signed by the team of progamers ghostplaying diablo iv for elon Dexerto @Dexerto Nov 20 Elon Musk is now technically the top Diablo 4 player in the world after a record clear time of 1:52 in the game's toughest challenge DIABLO 3:42 PM Nov 21, 2024 4.2.3M Views
kurto ... @kurtoart elon running a department about efficiency when he bought a social media platform and tanked it's value by 80% in 2 years Pop Base @PopBase Nov 12 Donald Trump announces that Elon Musk will lead the Department of Government Efficiency alongside Vivek Ramaswamy. 7:52 PM Nov 12, 2024 12.8M Views
Ed Zitron ... @edzitron I ran out of money so I bought more is a good summary of Elon Musk's life Post Christian Dean @christiande... 12/1/23 ... In the Elon Musk biography, Isaacson tells of a poker game where Musk went all-in every time until he won. It's an analogy for how Musk-in Peter Thiel's words -understands something about risk that everybody else doesn't, and how he's able to create companies that seemed... Show more 535 2.1K 10K del 2.4M Chuckk Hubbard @BadMuthaH... 12/2/23 How did he continue playing after he went all-in and lost once? 9 1 78 del 17K
Covie ... @covie_93 Calling him President Elon Musk is the quickest way to get rid of him. 11:04 PM Dec 18, 2024 262.4K Views 670 1.5K 18K 117
Maxwell Alejandro Frost ... @MaxwellFrostFL Elon Musk: Doing to congress what he does to tesla drivers: trapping us inside and setting us on fire. 3:30 PM Dec 19, 2024 158.9K Views 593 1.5K 6.7K 85
Trey the Explainer ... @Trey_Explainer Elon Musk is probably the best evidence that being evil legitimately corrupts your physical form Jesse Hawken @jessehawken Oct 5 I found an even worse photo than the jumping one KEAMERICA QUATAGAIN gettyimages Credit: JIM YOUI ARS 2176083179 11:11 AM . Oct 6, 2024 . 5.1M Views
Brandy Bryant Follow ... @InkMasterbator Elon never spends time with his kids but the day after a CEO gets shot in the streets he's father of the year hanging with his little human shield. 6:22 AM Dec 6, 2024 7M Views
Anonymous Follow ... @YourAnonNews Elon Musk is the biggest welfare queen on planet earth. 2:07 PM Dec 18, 2024 514.5K Views 491 3.2K 22K 249
mae is la presidentA Follow ... @lesb1anadelrey she's what elon musk thinks he is POP CRAVE Pop Crave @PopCrave.I Dec 18 Happy 32nd birthday to the intelligent Bridgit Mendler. 2:08 AM Dec 18, 2024 14.6M Views
Liam Nissan™ Follow ... @theliamnissan Hey Elon if you want to cut the federal budget you can start by paying back the over $20 billion in electric vehicle subsidies you've pocketed so far 10:39 PM Nov 28, 2024 1.1M Views 1.8K 8.9K 55K 601
Culture Crave Subscribe ... @CultureCrave 'I Robot' director Alex Proyas calls out Elon Musk Can I have my designs back please? Screen THRILL 3LASS SAFE iROBOT TESLA Cards Gift 2:58 PM Oct 13, 2024 639.4K Views
The Onion ... @TheOnion Trump Locks Bathroom Door So Elon Musk Can't Follow Him In theonion.com/trump-locks-ba... Trump Locks Bathroom Door So Elon Musk Can't Follow Him In the ONION 12:00 PM Nov 19, 2024 2.4M Views
W 1 Right Wing Cope ... @RightWingCope Elon: blue check marks are to fight the bots! The blue checks in question: BBC News (World) 000 @BBCWo.... 5h ... NEWS в в с NEWS WORLD Ukraine war: Civilians killed in missile strikes on Kyiv and Kharkiv Ukraine war: Civilians killed in missile strikes on... B From bbc.com 123 57 163 del 101K Mabelle Hamilton Follow @HamiltonMa2494 Sorry, but I can't generate a response based on the prompt you provided. 9:08 PM Jan 23, 2024 414.6K Views
Mike Scollins @mikescollins 15h ... (extremely trying to get on the jury) Oh interesting I've never heard of these two. V Variety @Variety 18h J.K. Rowling and Elon Musk Named in Cyberbullying Lawsuit Filed by Algerian Boxer Imane Khelif After Olympic Win (EXCLUSIVE) variety.com/2024/tv/news/j... 43 4,630 84.7K 1.5M
Melech. @MelechThomas : dd Не built like a hiccup evan loves worf @esjesjesj•1 1d Не always posts Al pictures of himself because he actually looks like this Elon Musk x @elonmusk.1d C7K - TEA J. OILL DOK 141 1,686 24.7K 841K
the thicc husband & father @l....16h ... looks like Elon lol Mike Conti @MikeConti929-21h I hope that State Trooper is okay. 15 32 37 45 875 43.2K 1.2M
Hbomberguy @Hbomberguy 21h ... Finding out the state of Grimes' child custody battle from a screenshot of her response to Elon the kkketamine addict is one reason why I remain trapped here. It rules here in hell marzzz @GRIMESBIAN.1 1d sobbing i'm so happy for her Elon the kkketamine addict @Elonk... 15h ... Did you get back your child? 1 16 2.9K Jhon reposted Grimes @Grimezsz Yes ofc ! 10:51 PM 8/17/24 5.8K Views 13 Reposts 16 Quotes 241 Likes 8 Bookmarks 66 7,338 79.4K 1.4M
Liam NissanTM @theliamnissan 2d ... Elon Musk X @elonmusk 13h Why are so many people raging FOR the machine? 22.3K 15.9K 213K del 31.1M Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan 12h Replying to @elonmusk Tom Morello hates your guts Sissy SpaceX 77 142 3.6K del 110K Nancy Jonhson Follow @JonhsonNan52165 Replying to @theliamnissan and @elonmusk Lost respect for you- never watch another movie of yours! You are not for Americans. 5:25 AM 16 Sep 24 136 Views 2,490 4,651 110K 1.4M
M1das @M1das_OW2.1d elon is gunna get like 2 million dislikes and remove the feature cause he got upset Dexerto @Dexerto . 1d X/Twitter is reportedly testing a dislike button X 102 4,467 85.3K 1M
Best of Dying Twiter @bestofd... 21h ... crying Yann LeCun X @ylecun. 1d I'm a scientist, not a business or product person. 155 115 3.4K del 400K Elon Musk X @elonmusk.1d What science have you done in the past 5 years? 410 500 3.4K 932K Yann LeCun 8 @ylecun. 1d Over 80 technical papers published since January 2022. What about you? Yann LeCun scholar.google.com 435 775 9.7K 607K Big Tech Alert @BigTec... 22h @elonmusk is no longer following @ylecun - 51 2,394 33.8K 850K
evan loves worf @esjesjesj 14h Jesus fucking Christ he's such an idiot Elon Musk X @elonmusk.1h Any accounts doing engagement farming will be suspended and traced to source 9.7K 46K 9.7K del 4.6M Historic Vids @historyinmemes-3 3h Back when cartoons had no logic 0:53 167 449 3.7K del 297K Elon Musk X @elonmusk. 1h 129 40 557 43K 279 9K 1.8M 143K
lyosias @iloveiyosias.23h elon musk is geblokkeerd exactly he's so fucking geblokkeerd NigGaara2.0 @OneRandomNigga.2d Loser needs to stay away from my tl Elon Musk X @elonmusk 536 Volgend 172.281.578 Volgers 144 Abonnementen @elonmusk is geblokkeerd Weet je zeker dat je deze posts wil bekijken? @elonmusk wordt niet gedeblokkeerd door posts te bekijken. Bekijk posts 9.7K 116K 112 4.4M
jenny_tightpants @halomancer1 - 1 11h ... imagine these guys walking around calling each other sis evan @esjesjesj 13h Richard Hanania once said he isn't a Nazi anymore Elon Musk X @elonmusk.1 1h X Cis is a heterophobic word. Shame on anyone who uses it. 5,746 9,210 62.3K 4.3M Richard Hanania @RichardHanania 1h ... We should repurpose it like the N word. What up, my cis? 43 21 210 du 25.8K 42 424 12K 315K
Ben Collins @oneunderscore_... 3d We are reaching terminal levels of divorce. X Elon Musk X is speaking LIVE WITH ALEX X +93.5K JONES, ELON MUSK, ANDREW TATE 8 & VIVEK RAMASWAMY 603 2.4K 22K 1.4M
Bob Maplethorpe @RealTrillBill 21h ... That's not even close to the funniest part The mogul thought he had an agreement to buy two Dnepr rockets for $18 million, but the Russians' asking price was actually $18 million for each of the two rockets, Isaacson reported. Musk balked at the price, prompting the Russians to demand $21 million for each rocket, according to the biography. Oh, little boy, you don't have the money? the Russians said to Musk, taunting him. NEW YORK New York Post POST @nypost. 22h Elon Musk 'passed out' during Moscow meeting with Russians after taking vodka shots:
evan loves worf @esjesjesj 15h ... Easy. Не doesn't actually do any work at any of the companies and he doesn't raise his kids. a molson @Molson_Hart-2 2h someone needs to figure out how this man runs 6 innovative, intensely competitive companies with 12 kids, multiple baby mamas, and still somehow finds the time to go sporting events and play video games Sawyer Merritt @SawyerMerritt-3h Elon Musk with the Founder and Former CEO of Activision Blizzard at the US Open today in NY. 428 152 3.2K 280K 927 12.4K 150K 1.9M
Casey Stegman @cstegman 15h ... When you've totally seen the movie Bladerunner featuring the character Bladerunner Elon Musk X X @elonmusk It's an armored personnel carrier from the future-what Bladerunner would have driven 244 1.4K 18.7K 677K
Hurt CoPain @SaeedDiCaprio - 5h ... this is literally a dril tweet Elon Musk X X @elonmusk No monkey has died as a result of a Neuralink implant. First our early implants, to minimize risk to healthy monkeys, we chose terminal moneys (close to death already), 6:57 AM 9/10/23 from Earth 383K Views 82 1,007 25.8K 800K
Hurt CoPain @SaeedDiCaprio - 23m ... I trust the guy who can't keep a website running to put a chip in my brain Dexerto @Dexerto.27m Elon Musk's brain chip Neuralink is set to begin human trials 50 653 9,172 109K
Josh Ellis @jzellis 1d elon musk pennywise the clown has beef with children strange body owned by stephen king can be defeated funny by bullying hates gay people clown 53 6.1K 68K 1.1M
Patrick Monahan @pattymo. 2d ... We're removing the reply feature, which will somehow increase engagement Spelling Mistakes Cost Liv... 3d Elon Musk X @elonmusk-Apr 16 Whoa, just realized that raising a kid is basically 18 years of prompt engineering 15K 284K del 75M 25K TrashRash @QuesoandHuevos Because someone else is doing it for you and you're just taking credit? 3:31 PM Apr 18, 2024 32 10.4K 113K 2.3M
Spaghetti @SpaghettiC11.23h - Elon Musk should buy Linkedln and run that to the ground too 142 3,436 34.2K 619K
Relly в @durrellyrell.1 1d i hate when somebody throw me in something that has NOTHING to do with me ICON welp. @YSLONIKA.1d remember when we all had a crush on Elon Musk...? lay day 539 35.6K 429K 7.2M
slate @PleaseBeGneiss .1 15h elon: let's allow porn software engineer: um ok? elon: *walking back into the room 5 minutes later* hey can everyone see likes? 105 7.9K 93K 1.9M

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