35 Random Bits of Trivia That We Finally Manifested After Years of Daily Affirmations

We just knew these would come to us
35 Random Bits of Trivia That We Finally Manifested After Years of Daily Affirmations

It worked! That flighty, hippie roommate of ours was right. Looking at ourselves in the mirror every morning and believing wholeheartedly that facts would appear manifested this glorious list you see before you. 

Sure, we could’ve used that time to be out there finding so many more facts, but these ones are basically magic. The Cracked higher-ups can gripe about our low output all they want, but when they see these, they’re gonna know it was all worth it. And so will you!

Schitt’s Creek

Catherine O'Hara only did the pilot as a favor to Eugene Levy. Levy called in a favor from his long-time collaborator, and she did the pilot, reluctantly, with no intention of joining if it got picked up to series.

Sarah Huckabee Sanders

CRACKED THE OWNER OF THE RED HEN, A SMALL RESTAURANT IN VIRGINIA, ASKED SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS TO LEAVE BECAUSE SHE WORKS FOR AN INHUMANE AND UNETHICAL ADMINISTRATION. This caused Sanders and her party to leave without finishing their meal.

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Pandas

Canada had to send back two pandas. Because it couldn't feed the pandas due to supply flights being grounded, the Calgary Zoo had to send them back to
Source: CBC

1955 Mercedes SLR Uhlenhaut Coupe

CRACKED CAR: $142 MILLION. A 1955 prototype of the Mercedes-Benz SLR Uhlenhaut Coupe was sold by Mercedes-Benz itself in 2022 for an incredible $142 million, making it the most expensive car ever sold.

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Astronauts

Astronauts' dirty laundry is burned up in disposable spacecraft. There's no way to wash clothes on the ISS, sO dirty laundry sits around for a while and then gets put into a Progress ship (a one-way craft that brings supplies to the ISS) whenever one arrives. Once it's loaded up,

Source: NASA

Tom Hanks

Tom Hanks got an orange tree from Nora Ephron CRACKED.COM The late Ephron loved to give out fancy trees to cast and crew at wrap time, often giving them their choice of fruit-bearing tree. Hanx said Rita and I chose orange, and the fruit has been lovely, sweet and abundant, just as Nora promised constant and perfect reminder of the woman we loved SO much.

The Lord of the Rings

NICOLAS CAGE ALMOST PLAYED ARAGORN. CRACKED.COM Cage was offered the role in the Lord of the Rings trilogy, but turned it down claiming family obligations, because the shoot was scheduled to take place over three consecutive years. Cage's accent work alone would have been breathtaking.

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Tom Waits

The album Orphans is a collection of random songs that Tom Waits couldn't make work on his other albums. A lot of songs that fell behind the stove

Scarface

Classic Hollywood Movies Original VS. Remake 1932 Scarface Howard Hawks' original was already a respected classic. Then Brian De Palma's reimagining with Al Pacino came out, which is also a masterpiece. The brand is so strong, studios are just bound to ruin it with a Machine Gun Kelly version or something. 1980 CRACKED.COM

Burger King

Burger King issued a recall of 25 million Pokemon balls. After two deaths, Burger King offered a small fry in exchange for anyone who would return the kid's toy. NOW YOU KNOW CRACKED.COM

Source: CPSC

Ants

35 Random Bits of Trivia That We Finally Manifested After Years of Daily Affirmations
Source: BBC

The Little Mermaid

35 Random Bits of Trivia That We Finally Manifested After Years of Daily Affirmations

The Lost Hippo Movie

WE WERE SUPPOSED TO GET A MOVIE ABOUT THE HIPPO AFFAIR. It was announced in 2014 that Brett Ratner would be directing a movie, produced by Edward Norton, about America's failed attempt at hippo ranching. As of 2021, though, there has been no further news.

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