20 Jokes That Become Funnier When They’re Explained

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20 Jokes That Become Funnier When They’re Explained

As a general rulejokes become less funny when they require an explanation. There are, however, a few notable exceptions. Case in point: A Redditor shared a saying his dad uttered throughout his childhood, which didn’t become funny until it was explained: “Here I sit brokenhearted, paid a dime but only farted.”

On its surface, it sounds like a scrapped line from a now-banned Dr. Seuss book. But the Redditor’s dad explained that there were public pay toilets when he was a kid, which brings a lot more gravity to the woefully lost 10 centsNow it’s funny.

Other Redditors have told their favorite zingers that get funnier with additional context, including ones about Chinese nomenclature, a bike that can’t stand and how to get down from an elephant.

 8y ago Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. This is one everyone has heard their whole lives to the point where the joke is lost on them. The other side has a double meaning. If the chicken reaches the other side of the road, fine, but if it gets ran over and killed, it passes on to the other side. + 71 ...
sdfree0172 8y ago 0 What's the difference between a scot and a sot? Nothing. A sot is an old term for a drunkard. 37 ...
dukkering 8y ago How do you make a fruit into a vegetable? Well first you need a 600 lb white tiger... From when Siegfried of the Siegfried and Roy performance was temporarily in a coma after severe injuries Induced by one of the tigers in their show. 60 ...
Aussiebum123 8y ago How do you get down from an elephant? You dont, you get down from a duck. These days its mostly nylin though + 181 ...
 7y ago So a world class limbo champion walks into a bar...... Не is disqualified. Get it! Не is disqualified I 00000000000 ااااااااااااااااا + 203 ...
 7y ago A surly English overseer walks up to a building in Dublin under construction. Spotting a seemingly incompetent man approaching him, and asks him for a job. His Irish accent becomes clear. You do not seem to me, he mentions distastefully, the type of lad who is educated enough to know the difference between one girder and a joist. To which the Irishman exclaims indignantly, I do too. One of them wrote Faust, the other wrote Ulysses. It's funny because von Goethe wrote Faust, and Joyce wrote Ulysses. The Irishman did not understand what the Englishman was saying
Snukkems 7y ago A man walks into the bar, says I'll amaze you for a free drink The bartender says sure. So the man pulls out a tiny pianist and a little piano. The tiny pianist plays on the piano. The bartender is amazed and gives him a free drink. The next day the man walks in and says I'll grant you a wish for a free drink The bartender says sure thing and whispers in the man's ear. The man says Done your wish will be granted tomorrow the bar tender passes him a drink. The next day the
Lemon_Percy 8y ago My dad would sometimes say Here I sit broken hearted paid a dime and only farted I never got it until he said when he was a kid there were pay toilets in the street. + 6K ...
whosthedoginthisscen 7y ago Horse walks into a bar, bartender says why the long face? See, because the horses have long faces. It's much funnier if you follow the dead stares with the second line. + 401 ...
skudmfkin 7y ago P1: How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? P2: I don't know, how many? P1: None. P1: You know... Because of the famine... + 690 ...
define_irony 7y ago Why couldn't the bicycle stand up? - Because it was two tired Because it's not just a lame pun, but the actual reason bicycles can't stand up on their own. It's a whole new level of joke. + 215 ...
Saxon2060 7y ago Edited 7y ago One of my favourite jokes is: How many eggs does a Frenchman eat for breakfast? I don't know. One... because one egg is un oeuf. But if the person doesn't know that that means one egg in French they just stare blankly. And I go un oeuf... unoeuf... un.... oeuf... enough... un oeuf... while they continue to stare blankly and I laugh more and more. 7 ...
CBryce 7y ago Probably won't come across well in text, but it works in person. Almost had a threesome yesterday, just needed two more people. Pause. Lean in real close and whisper, That's a joke about masturbating. - 563 ... DarkRoseXoX 7y ago Took me too long to realise 63 ... - railmaniac 7y ago It's a very hands-on joke 68 ...
madimot 7y ago What has four letters, sometimes has nine letters, and never has five letters. 4 ... Herobrinetic 7y ago I don't know. Explain it. 2 ... WalkToTheGallows 7y ago What 4 letters Sometimes 9 letters Never 5 letters 5 ...
zane314 7y ago I'd tell you, but I haven't found a way to explain it without being condescending. Condescending means to talk down to. - 1.2K ... Metzler123 7y ago This is my fav. 105  7y ago Still trying to wrap my head around it 17 ... TrueSolidarity 7y ago He's talking down to you by explaining what condescending means. 38 ...
hannahstohelit 7y ago Edited 7y ago Why is a joke like a frog? If you dissect it, it dies! See? Cuz like, if you take a frog, and you try to dissect it, you end up cutting it open and it ends up dying, and in, like, the same way, if you take a joke and you try to like explain it too much, it kind of isn't really funny anymore and it just dies. Like the frog. Which if you dissect it..... + 321 ...
 7y ago Guess what What? Good Guess Get it? 465 ...  7y ago no - 50 ... xenomorphs_at_disney 7y ago He's telling you to guess what + 69 ...
Donnakebabmeat 7y ago How long is a Chinese name. - 1.7K ...  7y ago Long How is a chinese name converted into western format. + 39 ...
bonkava 7y ago A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, Fancy a drink? and the horse says I think not and disappears. - 1.3K ... ohohButternut 7y ago What? Explain. To make it funnier. 433 ... bonkava 7y ago Well, Descartes famously said Cogito ergo sum, or in English, I think therefore I am. Therefore, if you do not think, you are not. The joke might be a lot clearer if you tell it with Descartes walking into the bar, but well, that would be putting Descartes before the horse. + 2K ...
 8y ago Q: Why did 900 Hare Krishnas commit suicide? A: They were trying to keep up with the Joneses Background: The People's Temple was a cult led by Jim Jones. They committed mass suicide in Jonestown, Guyana, in 1978. At the time, Hare Krishnas in airports were fodder for late-night comedians, and keeping up with the Joneses was an old phrase referring to competing with your neighbor for social status. 12 ...

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