35 Subtle Jokes People Love Telling

‘Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana’
35 Subtle Jokes People Love Telling

Some of the best jokes are ones that don’t ask too much of you. After all, you’re not always up for an intellectual zinger — sometimes all you want is to let off a light chuckle and keep it moving. 

Luckily, these subtle jokes are perfect for exactly that. For instance, a Redditor told this one, which is funny, but doesn’t overstay its welcome: “Two goldfish were in their tank. One turns to the other and says, ‘You man the guns. I’ll drive.’” 

That’s beautiful. 

Other Redditors have told their favorite little jokes that don’t require an over-the-top setup, and they’re a master class in getting straight to the point.

zimmer199 13y ago Did you hear about the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac? Не lays awake at night wondering if there really is a Dog. 16 ...
sparklegerbil 13y ago Did you hear about the streaker in church? Не was caught by the organ. 20 ...
YukingFuk 13y ago What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care! 29 ...
AtomicSquid 0 13y ago All my friends tell me I'm condescending. (That means I talk down to people) 29 ...
thebes 13y ago My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son- of-a-bitch 336 ...
witty_account_name 13y ago e The bar tender says, We don't server your kind here. A Tachyon walks into a bar 201 ...
calmacca91 . 13y ago e My wife's leaving me because every thing i say is irrelevant......... Easy for her to say when her Mum's sister has just bought a new coffee table. 170 ...
mr423 13y ago с Why do mice have small balls? Most of them don't like to dance. 30 ...
Jerlko 13y ago e How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side. 49 ...
 13y ago e What's the similarity between a good und and a steak? It's a rare medium well done + 659 ...
jardeon 13y ago What do you call a midget fortuneteller who escaped from prison? A small medium at large. + 1.1K ...
 13y ago A dyslexic man walks into a bra... + 685 ...
mrhulio 13y ago my brother Ben has Alzheimer's I hope it isn't hereditary because my brother Ben has Alzheimer's + 1.5K ...
GeorgeWalkerKush 13y ago - I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me. 597 ...
vanfossenjeff . 13y ago . I don't see what's funny about Ray Charles jokes. + 391 ...
Smiffy60 e 13y ago e a magician is driving down the road, he turns into a driveway... 414 ...
sagafood 13y ago Two goldfish were in their tank. One turns to the other and says, You man the guns, I'll drive. 530 ...
afraplo E 13y ago I dig, you dig, we dig, he digs, she digs, they dig. It's not a beautiful poem, but it's very deep. 206 ...
 13y ago - A man walks into a bar, goes up to the bartender, and says, I'll have some h2o. A second man then walks up and says, I'll have some h2o too. The second man dies. 464 ...
wrjrpn . 13y ago I love self-deprecating humor, but I'm afraid I'm not very good at it. 133 ...
malenkylizards 13y ago e A freudian slip is when you say one thing but fuck your mother. + 1.6K ...
gjallard 13y ago e A termite walks into a bar and asks Is the bar tender here? + 1.4K ...
BaronGotama 13y ago E Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana. + 1.8K ...
jojohohanon 13y ago e A fireman storms into a packed conference room wielding one of those large fire axes. Everyone, This is not a drill! + 1.3K ...
Merlaak 0 13y ago e I was going to tell a joke about Jonestown, but the punchline is too long. 599 ...
 13y ago e Sometimes my Jehovah's Witness friends get mad at me for ignoring them when they try to tell me knock knock jokes. + 2.2K ...
jelliefish 13y ago My friend told me I don't understand irony... ...which was ironic because I was standing at a bus stop at the time. + 1.1K ...
Idontcaremuch 13y ago Two deer walk out of a gay bar, one turns to the other and says Man, I can't believe I blew thirty bucks in there. 628 ...
spacemanmatt 13y ago e An SEO specialist walks into a bar, pub, diner, restaurant, booze, liquor, beer, wine, music 513 ...
GingerOffender 13y ago I hate that if a girl has sex with a lot of guys everyone calls her a slut, yet if a guy does the same thing everyone calls him gay. + 1.6K ...
hobbit6 13y ago I'm a solipsist and I'm surprised more people aren't. + 1.1K ...
_Minnow_ 13y ago Life without women would be a pain in the ass. 1.2K ...
lionelboydjohnson 13y ago Fun fact: If you put your ear next to a woman's leg you can actually hear her say what the fuck are you doing? + 511 ...
cosmoceratops 13y ago o In response to a joke: Of all the clever things I've heard today, that is, by far, the most recent. + 723 ...
IM094 E 13y ago There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore holding a pole like an idiot. 14 ...

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