30 Funny Jokes That Take a Few Seconds to Get

‘What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About halfway’
30 Funny Jokes That Take a Few Seconds to Get

Whether it’s the current news cycle or the microplastics in our brain, it can sometimes take a minute for a joke to sink in. That doesn’t mean it isn’t funny, but we’ve all experienced a delayed reaction to such a joke. 

For example, one Redditor told a dumb blonde joke that, for a split second, had them wondering if they were as dumb as the women in question. It goes like this: Two blondes are eating breakfast together when one tells the other, “I slept with two Brazilian guys last night!” The other blonde then replies with great surprise, “Wow! I don’t think I’ve even met that many guys!” 

Pretty clever. 

Other Redditors have shared the jokes they like that require a little bit of extra thought, and I’ll be honest, I’m still ruminating on the one about the architect and the TV.

mightiestmovie E 9y ago What's a buccaneer? A high price to pay for corn. 624 ...
izakk133 e 9y ago . Edited 9y ago A Roman man walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says Five beers, please.
chrzan . 9y ago How do you think the unthinkable? With an ithberg. + 3.2K ...
lukepa . 9y ago e How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None. + 3.4K ...
 9y ago . Edited 9y ago There was a prison break and I saw a midget climb up the fence, and as he jumped down he sneered at me and I thought, well that's a little condescending. 19K ...
dsapro . 9y ago I was walking through the cemetery and saw a guy crouching behind a tombstone. I said, Morning... Не said, No. Taking a shit. + 15K ...
 9y ago . A beautiful woman walks into a bar. The barkeep asks, What'll you have? She replies, I'd like a double entendre, please. So he gives it to her. + 8.4K ...
mamamully 9y ago e Three little old ladies were sitting on a park bench, and a man in a trench coat walked over and flashed them! Two of the little old ladies immediately had a stroke, but the third one didn't want to touch it. + 6K ...
MrDebacle 9y ago . I bought my friend an elephant for his room. Не said, Thanks. I said, Don't mention it. + 8.5K ...
Aggrons_shell 9y ago A group of engineers are on a boat and are out on a cigarette break. However, none of them have a lighter. One engineer gets a great idea, and throws a cigarette off the boat. Suddenly, the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter. + 13K ...
MathAndSoccer - 9y ago What do you do when you see a spaceman? ... .... You park, man. + 1.1K ...
_sweetdee . 9y ago Why does a honeymoon only last 6 days? Because 7 days makes a whole week. 1.1K ...
spookmann 9y ago Q: Why did the architect have his house made backwards? A: So he could watch TV at the same time. + 1.2K ...
Helix9001 . 9y ago o 9/11 jokes are not funny. the other 2 though, are hilarious. + 2K ...
ckivi 9y ago Two blondes are eating breakfast together when one tells the other, I sleep with two Brazilian guys last night! The other blonde then replies in great surprise Wow, I don't think I've even met that many guys! + 3K ...
popsickle_in_one . 9y ago I met my girlfriend in an African language class. We just clicked + 2.1K ...
AustraliaGuy 9y ago . There is a lesbian couple next door to me, and for christmas they bought me a rolex. I think they misunderstood. + 3.1K ...
Swagizilla e 9y ago Shoutout to the people who don't know what the opposite of in is + 6K ...
templefugate E 9y ago . My friend told me I didn't know the meaning of 'ironic', which was ironic because we were at a train station. 1.9K ...
RitAblue e 9y ago I have an EpiPen. My friend gave it to me as he was dying. It seemed very important to him that I have it. + 3.7K ...
rustybeancake 9y ago Two nuns are driving through the countryside at night. Suddenly, a vampire leaps out of a tree onto the hood of their car and hisses at them through the windscreen. Quick! Show him your cross! Cries one nun to the other. Get off my bloody car! Yells the other nun. + 3.1K ...
joseph4th 9y ago You'd better be prepared for the jump into hyperspace. It's unpleasantly like being drunk. What's so unpleasant about being drunk? Ask a glass of water!
 E 9y ago They laughed at me when I said I wanted to become a comedian; well, nobody's laughing now! 318 ...
cuntipede . 9y ago a My friend was about to get attacked by a duck. I tried to warn him, but it only made it worse. + 4.6K ...
Mediocretes1 9y ago What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About halfway. 298 ...
fastovich1995 e 9y ago A snake walks into a bar. The bartender says How did you do that? + 585 ...
belungawhale e 9y ago e How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. + 2.2K ...
Dikaneisdi 9y ago How many Freudian psychiatrists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw in the lightbulb and one to hold the penis. Ladder! Hold the ladder. + 235 ...
Scrappy_Larue . 9y ago e Did my girlfriend find me sexually unsatisfying? A small part of me says yes. + 793 ...
McGotham e 9y ago I asked my friend how it was living in North Korea. Не says he can't complain. 518 ...

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