35 of the Wildest Things Doctors Said to Patients

It’s good to know that between the long hours and grueling work, doctors still manage to be weird little freaks with a sense of humor. After undergoing brain surgery, a Redditor asked their doctor how he got inside of her head. He giggled, rubbed his hands together and said, “Power tools,” which is honestly very funny. 

If he had that giddy demeanor before surgery, it would definitely be concerning, but after the job’s done, I think it’s fair for him to have a little laugh. 

That said, he’s not the only doctor with the giggles. Other Redditors have remembered the funniest, most out-of-pocket things their doctors have said to them, including one who knows what an apocalypse-ready body looks like.