33 of the Funniest Tweets from Wednesday, September 18, 2024

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33 of the Funniest Tweets from Wednesday, September 18, 2024

Josh Gad is voicing some regrets — and before you get too excited, it’s not about signing on for the Spaceballs sequel. That, unfortunately, is still very much in development. 

After lending his voice to an expressive snowman in two of the five highest grossing animated films of all time (Frozen and Frozen 2), Gad revealed the “big mistake” he made when approaching Olaf: He should have “created a different voice” for the sentient snowman instead of using his own. That’s because, as he told the crowd at Fan Expo Canada, it’s “very weird” being in a public space and having small children immediately recognize his voice.

Meanwhile, Saturday Night Live’s Chloe Fineman is giving her new castmates some good advice so they don’t have regrets in the future. Namely, “have fun” and know that you will immediately be “thrown into the fire.” She’s basically just paying it forward. As she told PEOPLE magazine, after she bombed “the hardest she’s ever bombed” on one episode in 2019, she was later approached by host Will Ferrell who said, “Hang in there. It gets better.” As Fineman approaches her sixth season on the show, it’s safe to say the advice stuck. 

If you need a good laugh right this very moment, my advice would be to check out these hysterical tweets. Today’s funniest include those about the three genders, hollowed-out empires and a crime that can’t be forgiven.

@kudosdunce. 1d johnny how it feels to apply to the same company for a third time 21 633 12K I 216K
callie actually @myfriendcallie 1d whatsapp is so funny because like you are. you're app 3 87 1.8K 46K
hana @_hanatwothree . 1d shout out to the tsa IDIDN'T GET GROPEDO 29 670 25K 177K
aiyana @aiyanajadee 15h Meanwhile in my dms Sunday, August 18 i just know you have beautiful toes. may i smell them 11:32AM Monday i'm sorry for being white 6:50 AM BM @MrsHvri. 1d from DMs to I Do fin different = SPORT 18 82 1.8K 103K
Nico @NicoOkapi 22h Got my new passport today and the USPS worker asked me so everything's still correct no name or.... other changes? APORTE USA I D 2 Da 2 En S P<USAWELTONK<KYLI 45 247 28K 505K
Ayesha @dumbtwt_.1d i i track my packages as soon as I hit confirm payment 120 14K 57K del 1M
internet baby @repeatafterd 22h the first person to make a bicycle: @usedsos.22h Im so over uni.... 16 315 5K del 111K
Sophie Vershbow @svershbow. 22h Moo Deng looks like a gummy bear (complimentary) 40 2.3K 28K 580K
falliza @thefemiurge 19h I hate when makers put unnecessary sex sections in stores ideahazard @1d34h4z4rd.2d Does anyone else think it's mad weird that random stores have gooning aid sections now? earth 16 de 4 oz honery personal intimacy 50% 800 50 VI silicons burn SP stroker stroke drating vibrating stroker stroke manage are BLOOMI BOOMI One 50 TROJAN TROJAN TROJAN FROMA KY durex durex durex B dures durex durex don't durex durex stop - 300 وزارة Cale Sale! - 15° 16 209 6.1K 91K
jynx @jynxbby 22h ... under all this rage i'm really just a sweet little baby princess . I promise 39 6.9K 15K 412K
Christina Kleman @cmkleman 16h ... My favorite genre of DWTS pair is the gargantuan NBA player paired up with a blonde chihuahua of a DWTS pro that gets thrown around like a ragdoll. #DWTS HOW WE S HOW W WF 9 206 4.4K 126K
Vontay is typing... @ayeyovontay_ . 20h When the world needed Wendy Williams the most... 1.2K 15 6.1K 133K
E(ric)-Boy @EricAtTheDisco_ 15h me as soon as robert pattinson started talking funny MICKEY17 01.31.25 Mickey 17 @Mickey17Movie - 1 18h What's it feel like to die? From director Bong Joon Но, comes Mickey 17 - only in theaters January 31, 2025. #Mickey17 KE21187 TRAILER 19 3.6K 47K 1.2M
cardinal copium @emotionalpedant-2 22h Algorithm: noticed u lingered on this pic of a frog for 14 seconds Me: I was refilling my vape Algorithm: got some more frogs for ya. frog freak. u like that 27 876 14K 258K
den without the nis @onthecrosslook•2 21h are - CORN taddy mason @no_goblins . 1 1d Doing sexual harassment training at work... I already know how to do all of this 8 1.8K 33K 843K
Penny Olivia Parker @SnapsCube 14h then what is the fucking point legit gaming leaks @gaming_leaker • 1d Nintendo Switch 2 will not make or dispense coffee, contrary to unpopular belief. NINTENDO SWITCH NTENDO WITCH 84 6.3K 86K 1.4M
@janeremover @janeremover.1 1d I have no pronoun preference i just wanna have some fun 57 706 7.7K 136K
kyle @knicks_tape99 - 3 3h Face of espn nba news breaking now BRIAN WINDHORST SS 73 449 6.2K 347K
hil @plume_ 18h ... praying for my sister Today 7:11 PM I'm too high to handle this dog coming up to me right now 10 144 3.5K 92K
Lolo @LolOverruled 6h Why is she like this 173 M Mom> Today 8:14 AM Carson Daly Remembers Mom on 7-Year Anniversary of Her Death: 'I Think About Her Every Single Day' People News Now what a wonderful son, Read this and report back to me. 27 58 5.7K 79K
Selina Meyer apologist @MassieNgn . 2 22h ... This diva FILM UPDATES Film Updates @FilmUpdates 1d tbs Who would you like to see play Joan of Arc in Baz Lurhmann's upcoming film? time 52 3.6K 52K 1.1M
e e @yeu__yeu 16h texting My tattoo artist Weddins Fuckkk scratching my tattoo rn Mmm Delivered (??))????? DONG STRACJNTCCCHHH ее @yeu__yeu - 6 6d scratching your tattoo feels Good asf 22 32K 1.9K 550K
Dalton Pruitt @daltonleepruitt 23h I was getting ready to kick the stool out from under me until I saw this picture of Shane and it dawned on me that all I need is several millions of dollars. low yield lucy @picotop 1d this image just gave so many men hope. it probably even saved a few from suicide. EAG IGLES W WHY YC S SOMETH NEVER DO 189 1.4K 50K 2.2M
Mitya @Discollaborator. 21h ... Think I might cut myself off from all human contact and then start resenting everyone for my loneliness. Just see where that takes me. 71 3.1K 24K 383K
michael jordunk @eagleman42069.4h G G F E F E Economy® cabin d® Premium Plus Ready to eject Lynda? This action cannot be undone. Flight attendants will eject Lynda from the plane mid-flight. Don't worry, your arrival time will not be impacted. Eject Lynda $2,703.50 Lynda will be able to counter your ejection bid. View Terms 18 9.4K 188K 510
jár @jarodzsz 1d #Tuesday #BackToWaitressing Sorry for being a customer Some crimes can never be forgiven 130 2.5K 56K
pris @pwiscila . 22h Being inside of a Uniqlo will put you in a trancelike state where you suddenly need 10 different colored pairs of socks and something called Airism Wireless Technology Crossover Bra Top 9 407 6.1K 123K
cigarette @sojuboyteIIem 1d saying i miss you let's hang to my friends in the most roundabout way possible also i saw a message in the stars last night Delivered Quietly WE NEED TO QUEEN OUT SOON 74 4.8K 94K 1.5M
kelly @kelly_erin_ . 16h Father John misty occupies such a funny place in music because I think he's a genius but so does my cousin in finance 24 401 9.6K 216K
Multiverse Patsy Parisi @Tweets_n_Nike.20h absolutely RCU ACU CITY CITY BLOCKBUSTER VIDEO® Amani @Aurorraz_ 1d the earth is littered with the ruins of empires that believed they were eternal 245 20K 161K 3.5M
layla @laylology 23h crashing your car with a matcha latte in hand is appropriating women culture MURDA ON THE BEAT @murdabeatz.3d I'll be ok UN VOLKS Y-3 166 13K 207K 5.4M
Ashley @warnadud3 2d The three genders celebrate! H A S Boys 9 Ft tall Girls 2.74ml TALL HALLOV G Airblown*In CHILLS THRILLS IH celegrave Scary Large LIGHTS if 9 Fi tall 104 9.8K 90K 1.2M
@megsxzum 1d megs II) ... sean kingston might disagree chris @mistochristopho 1d Some girls are just so hot it makes life worth living 48 5K 57K 2.8M

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