26 of the Funniest Things People Found in Their Child’s Internet Search History

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26 of the Funniest Things People Found in Their Child’s Internet Search History

You can’t blame children for using Google to answer questions they have about the world around them. One Redditor found that their child searched for “world’s most outrageous fart” and “world’s largest random object.” I mean, who among us hasn’t wondered about those two things? 

Honestly, that kid could get a job here if the internet still exists by the time he’s employable. 

Other Redditors have giggled about the funniest things they’ve seen in their child’s internet history, including one who unfortunately learned that looking for “fun bags” isn’t the best way to search for cool purses

Again, who among us?

Sara_Shenanigans 7y ago Aunt of Reddit. I was trying to figure out my niece's age, but it was too late to call my mom and ask. I remembered she has an Instagram account, and I thought that might help me figure out how old she is. I looked her up. She has the standard tween Insta bio about what activities she likes and a list of like 15 of her BFFs, immediately followed by pondering (and I quote) Mostly why do people hate me. She's 12. She is definitely 12. + 11K ...
pywhacket 7y ago When my twins were young, elementary school, they were looking up the Simpsons and accidentally came across cartoon Simpson's pornography. The computer was in the living room so I heard them giggling and turned to see two guilty little faces. So hard not to laugh and so disturbing! What a conversation... The sight of Milhouse and Lisa is forever burned into my retinas. + 15K ...
ianmac17 7y ago Checked my 11 year old sons search history to find a number of interesting questions... Do men grow vaginas? Will my penis disappear when I'm 18? Will I become a girl? How do I save my penis? I asked him about his search history a couple days later and he told me that some kids in his school told him that when boys turn 18 they turn into girls and lose their penis. Those bastards... + 23K ...
cakeisgrape . 8y ago Not my child, but my cousins child. I found him googling giant poops and purple poop.  He's a 12 years old boy so understandable I guess. 33 ...
Spacetoast42 e 8y ago Weird no..My daughter literally looked up Dick.com and Penis.com. I was laughing so hard I couldn't yell at her. 18 ...
buld6320 8y ago My 6 y/o sister searched for duckpenis on google. I fucking lost it + 178 ...
Poopiepoopants 8y ago How to get a 6 pack for kids. Oh and how to get away with murderer. My son is 8. After a serious chat I uncovered that he meant how to get away FROM a murderer. Need to sleep with one eye open just in case + 156 ...
krisfunk27 8y ago My daughter is eight, and she is very polite with her Google searches. I found please show me pictures of puppies, please show me pictures of the weirdest cat, please show me cat pictures, and, oddly, John Cena memes. + 41 ...
Merry_Pippins 8y ago My 8 year old recently discovered the ok Google feature on my phone. Every search opens a new window on my phone, so I can see much of his search history, nearly instantaneously. Some have been: Show me the strongest man in the world What does the strongest man in the world drive? What is the fastest car in the world? Jake Murray What is the best playground in the world? + 75 ...
 8y ago My 5 year old hates Steph Curry for some reason. My wife allows the kids to use her iPad and after she got it back from our son, she saw that he had searched: 1. Stef Curry home 2. Cut off legs 3. Cut off a person's legs 4. Stef Curry legs 5. Band aids for legs cut off Не later revealed that he wanted to cut off Steph Curry's legs in order to prevent him from playing in the finals. + 163 ...
ronglangren . 8y ago My 5 year old son googled how to kith a girl. Thought that was cute. Didn't know he was a Mike Tyson fan. + 118 ...
v_4_velociraptor . 3y ago Friend's young son looked for almost naked boobs. Not ready for the full shebang. + Share 5.8K ...
 3y ago I once helped a coworker who had me search through her son's Laptop. The majority of the sexual exploration stuff I didn't tell her about. He's just a regular 13 year old kid. I did have to tell her that he was looking up and trying to open a credit card, and trying to figure out how to make a fake social security number to open a credit card, so he could buy Robucks though. + 1.6K Share ...
helpdebian 6y ago 10 year old brother's YouTube search consisted of minecraft girl panties off and adult woman showing butt. + 496 ...
 6y ago My sisters stepson had googled 'massive bobs'. I like his commitment to the size. Not just big, or huge - but MASSIVE. + 188 ...
 6y ago I discovered that my 8-year-old son had been on Youtube. His last search was 'world's largest random object'. The search before that was 'world's most outrageous fart'. + 1.8K ...
that-old-broad 6y ago Myspace poll question: have you ever been to third base? My 12 year old daughter's answer:. I don't play baseball. + 2.7K ...
anchorbend 6y ago My friend's 8 year old son attempted to Google naked vaginas but repeatedly misspelled both words. The best autocorrect was naked vigilantes. + 1.3K ...
bossie-aussie 0 6y ago Caught my brother searching naked forrest women on google back when we were 10 years old. + 367 ...
chickaboomba 6y ago I discovered my 5 year old was trolling players in Club Penguin - not on purpose but because he thought he could have light saber fights. Не would ask if they wanted to fight and had numerous banned accounts for the same question. + 732 ...
stevediperna 7y ago My step son is 7. Found a bunch of searches for: Dominicans with no hands and feet. Dominicans with no heads. Dominican chests. Dominican torsos. Dominican legs. Dominicans in stores. Dominicans for sale. Silver Dominicans. Black Dominicans. White Dominicans. I was at a loss of how to bring it up to him. Thankfully, the next day we were in a clothing store and he asked me why Dominicans don't have hands or heads, then why there are so many different colored Dominicans. I remembered the internet searches and became a little upset. I told him to be
swordswench 7y ago Not technically a parent but an older sister, so my little brother when he was around 7ish had a search history of naked women and such. And when my mother found out and confronted him he cried and was saying he just wanted to be like Jack from the titanic by drawing naked women and he had a few pages of his attempted drawings + 2.3K ...
bananapunk 7y ago When he was little, my brother once wanted to help us find a cool new purse to order for my mom's birthday. Не image searched fun bags, and my parents had to answer a LOT of questions. + 9.2K ...
AlexInNapa 0 7y ago That my 12 year old son searched for pro study tips. No joke. My son. Trying to study harder. Never a million years and lives would I have expected this. + 2K ...
TheKevCon 7y ago . Edited 7y ago My younger brother thought that when you entered more searches, it would delete the ones before at some point. So I look on his iPad one day and see a search for boobs or sex, one of the two. The search after that was cheese. And then cheese cheese. And then cheese cheese cheese. And so on. So many cheeses.
Jamesfreyr 7y ago Daughter was 6 at the time. She wad supposed to be asleep and I go to charge up her kindle and cant find it. Go to her room and quietly sneak in. I find her watching a video under a blanket. Its popular mechanics and how to build your own windmill. She had a mock model in the corner of the room she was working on. Definitely wasnt expecting that. 11K ...

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