36 of the Funniest Tweets from Thursday, December 26, 2024

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36 of the Funniest Tweets from Thursday, December 26, 2024

Fans of J.D. and Turk may have reservations about their favorite characters scrubbing back in for work, but Bill Lawrence doesn’t share those concerns. The Scrubs creator assured the L.A. Times that the reboot wouldn’t be a “mailed-in cash grab” that would “tarnish” the first go-around. Lawrence revealed that the show’s original writers and a “bunch of new writers” would be coming together to bring something special to life. 

But in the event that the reboot does flop, Lawrence still calls it a “no-lose” situation. He explained that if fans are anything like him and the show is great, they’ll be “super happy.” Meanwhile, if it sucks, they’ll be “super happy to badmouth how much it sucks.” 

Over on the Sony lot, CEO Tony Vinciquerra doesn’t understand how any of the Spider-Man spin-offs became such big losers. The film exec admitted that Kraven the Hunter was arguably “the worst launch” that Sony Pictures has had in nearly a decade, which left him confused, considering that he thinks “the film is not a bad film.” Vinciquerra stated that, moving forward, Sony will rethink its “snakebitten” strategy before putting out another Spideyverse film, because “no matter how good or bad it is,” it’s still likely to receive the Morbius treatment. 

Thankfully, the timeline is back to business today. Today’s funniest tweets include those about a baby cousin who’s all grown up, an enchanting backyard bar and a haunting dad joke.

adriana rae @adrianacrae 1d is the club open tmr? i just got into it W my whole family 80 2.8K 34K 724K
eliza @dykegenius 1d MY GUALFRIEND femme oliver twist @ruinedurnight if i dont get a switch for christmas tm im going to explain he/him lesbians to my pop pop W dementia in the middle of dinner 7:10 PM 12/24/19 Twitter for iPhone 55 7.7K 152K 2.3M
bear @wriocake 1d this is humiliating bear @wriocake. 57s Why do we say as snug as a bug what is snug about that bug 1 atty @sndaygf ???he's in a rug???? 12:30AM 12/25/24 1 bear @wriocake 1s I forgot he got into the rug 189 16K 330K 3.9M
Reece @reeccephilip 1d We fucked up by not discussing what we were packing to wear today and now we look like emo battenburg Christmas at the junging 893 394 49K 866K
Jake @JakeWallinger 1d ... Santa deniers walking into their living room this morning 1984 NO 60 5.1K 84K 1.6M
Angus Duncan @Angus_Duncan 1d ... My wife to be wanted a Dyson AirWRAP, apparently. How was I meant to know? Anyone want a hand dryer? d I ell did you get me a hand dryer??? dyson airblade You said you wanted a Dyson for my hair?? I spent hours S 747 9.1K 223K 12M
@lewisssffc 1d lewis invisible socks is a new one Joel Birmingham @Joelbirmz12 . 1d Wouldn't be a lads Christmas without these essentials or cm 3 GIFT READY NKC EVERYDAY LYNX XNA XNA7 COTTON STRE SPORT CH GOLD TOM THE with DAN-EYY SIDEKICK DOLAR NIKE x3 IN BHL NIKE - di with Move O 0709 Nike 6 + qualidade Everyday LYNX mokoverne LYNX - CREW LYNX  CUSH 0 8x7864-564 WHOBLE a ORE-FIT FRESHING U GIFT READY ORANCE ANCE 3.5M 132K 4K 154
will @twothickscoops - 1d ... White people reviewing a dessert: It's not too sweet which is what I like 442 8.4K 161K 4.5M
Meg @megannn_lynne 1d not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse meanwhile my rebellious ass GIF 30 8.2K 119K 1.2M
Andrea D. Huberwoman, Ph.D. @thegenesisbl... 1d ... Me when he gets me a Cartier bracelet and I got him socks. 127 1.8K 23K 759K
dr rommel jr @silkshirtt 1d can someone do this for me and my stomach after 3 beers Me and You @1flowery_ 4d One day 0:03 17 733 6.8K 344K
... Christina Casillo @chrisrosecas. 1d My mom... wrapped the toilet paper... my DEL Bright OPE Wish I JO H ukes Snav Tis the ص LV SEASON JO BOXO of have TOL SAN HOH T BY IRION JGN TOP A a Stanford 111K 3.8K 89 4
NurseBrianRN @rn_murse 1d what's wrong, babe? you've barely touched the grinchamole. 46 1.5K 27K del 1M
pj @pjayevans 1d My dad is describing in great detail how he would kill the grinch while My mom is cooking breakfast for sixteen people. 226 10K 231K 4.4M
Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz. 1d Feels a little too convenient that an odyssey would happen to a guy named Odysseus 342 10.9K 200K 4.1M
hannah montana @cigarettequeeen - 1 1d ... hope his phone is fully charged 7 119 3K 68K
+° eve @InternetIsQueer • 1d ... * one time a girl told me my celebrity crush is george michael, which sucks because he's gay AND dead to which i replied double whammy and i genuinely think i will never be that funny again 115 5K 118K 1.7M
joyce @h0mmelette.18h real glass block enjoyers know noah (beanlette) @majorbean_ .21h no fucking way 91 3.4K 91K 2M
Le Ciné Le Cinéphiles @LeCinephiles 1d new dream team just dropped Writing credits ... The Odyssey (2026) 2 People Sorted by Credit Order Homer Christopher Nolan written for the screen by 3.6K 71K 38 1M
bacall. ADMIT ONE @mulhollandmiya - 2 21h THEY SKIPPED THE NICOLE KIDMAM AMC AD BEFORE BABYGIRL???? THIS IS BLASPHEMOUS 2 776 36K 547K
Riz @sparklingpiss 22h the 'bar' in my parents back garden whispering to me like the green goblin mask 97 2.4K 84K 865K
Criminalsimpsons @Criminalsimpson : 18h What a Human Sees What a Dog Sees gay dog pride flag rasticore Dog pride flag looks like principal skinner 58 95K 1.2M 4.4K
kate bush's husband @airbagged 1d it looks like he's throwing her a hat to wear DomTheBomb @DomTheBombYT. 2d Troy Baker on Jordan А. Mun being the next Naughty Dog lead character: Happy Holidays, kiddo. Welcome to the family. 1.9K 107 70K 1.5M
rel ooejima @sakumaakun - 1d ... I translate all your tweets. If the translate button doesn't work will open Google Translate myself and paste the text manually. You Are Never Safe. Jolly Kazoo @Kazoonannn . 2d How it feels when oomf is posting in a language I don't speak What the hell, sure. 164 15K 92K 1.9M
Treehugger_Actual @Treehugger y2.21h ... Just punched the TV, they're always trying to set gromit up, and Wallace never believes him, bastard. 52 3.8K 58K 1.1M
Pota: 2099 @BasedPota18 1d ... Finally a legitimate critique of cars DINOCO UP Replies X @AJ-fd2ph 4y ago I'm just disappointed that, in all three movies, we never saw a car wipe it's tears with its windshield wipers. 31K 141 21K 5.1M 475K
anna @rockiesraccoon 1d and so this is christmas.... and what have we done...... GIF 60 18K 162K 1.7M
I Don't Care About Christmas Anymore @p... 1d ... OKAY KAREK Some guy in the middle of my Nosferatu screening took out his phone and googled 'Nosferatu' 35 573 14K 292K
Grammy Nominated Cousin via bsky.social @du.... 1d ... I'm locked and loaded! Same to you 42 6.1K 26K 960K
Vincent Martella @vince_martella 1d en when my family pushes me too far and i have to hit them with the i will kms on Christmas face 8 881 15K 284K
DON'T CRASH paddle @ipaddlearound.1 19h KEEP DRY DON'T CRASH KEEP DRY (4 hours into Christmas realizing the 19 year old mustached DON'T CRASH guy used to be my baby cousin) oh whaddup little dude 1 182 5.4K 64K
Benny Feldman @Feldfrog 1d Winning a game of chess: | am a being of pure logic... pure rationale... I should try out for Mensa... I should call the pentagon and see if they need my services... Losing a game of chess: This game is essentially a toy. Oooo I moved my horsey. The one with the pointy hat goes eoou 8 532 8.1K del 109K
Meryl Streep Shady Facts @mikesmicYT-14h The patrons of Gusteau's restaurant hearing a rat cooked the food but it's low key delicious: Weiblight GIF active NG presents . film by jamal 17 2.2K 44K 575K
cj- @cjnieI.20h ... me at my parents house and their weird ass show starts getting kinda good 58 1.6K the 23K
president of kindness @realityysimp 22h ... asked my dad if he wanted to go see Nosferatu with me and he said he hasnt seen Nosfera 1 0:01 From Kambit 133 5K 80K 1.4M
Goobert @Dogyeena 1d Can't stop thinking about this picture but you're not ready for that conversation 347 5.5K 111K 3.8M

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