44 Shabby Bits of Trivia That Threw on An Ill-Fitting Suit to Impress Your Brain

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44 Shabby Bits of Trivia That Threw on An Ill-Fitting Suit to Impress Your Brain

Look, we know that these aren’t the most prim-and-proper facts we’ve ever whipped up, but that doesn’t mean that their truths are any less true. They come from the wrong side of the tracks, and your fancy brain will definitely give them a few judgmental looks when they walk in, but once they strike up a highly interesting conversation, they’ll fit right in.

Keep an open mind — literally and figuratively. 

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44 Shabby Bits of Trivia That Threw on An Ill-Fitting Suit to Impress Your Brain

Argentina

CRAGKEDCO In Argentina, you are automatically an organ donor unless you choose to opt out. DONA TIEMPO DE VIDA 30 DE MAYO DIA NACIONAL DE LA DONACION

Vegetables

Not keen on eating vegetables? Your days are numbered. A study shows that people under the age of 65 that eat only meat, eggs, milk and cheese suffer

Flamingos

Flamingos can live in lakes that are so toxic that the water would strip away the human skin. CRACKED.COM Lake Natron in Tanzania has 75% of the world's 3.2 million lesser flamingos, and its hypersaline water can strip away human skin, and breeds algae toxic to many forms of animal life.

CNN

Wall-E

UN WIN TRO UEI WALL.E The spaceship's computer in WALL-E was voiced by Sigourney Weaver. Maybe it was to keep aliens away.

Family Matters

COMEDY NERD CRACKED.COM FAMILY MATTERS Yes, Family Matters was a spin-off. And from a character you might not expect: Harriette, who appeared as an elevator operator in Perfect Strangers. Though I still choose to believe it's a Die Hard spin-off and Carl Winslow is Reginald VelJohnson's cop character from Die Hard with a new name and family.

Foul Balls

FOUL BALLS You'll probably never catch a foul ball, but you can increase your chances by sitting in the right spot. This spot varies from park to park An app called ldealseat tracks these locations for you.

Source: Time

British Accents

In a lot of American movies the villains CRACKED COM have a British accent. Experts attribute this to the accent being associated to low morals.

UFOs

Ten days before Christmas, 1965, two astronauts in orbit reported a UFO with a pilot in red. NASA T STATFORO NASTA ENKSCHSQLJR They told Mission Contr

Toilet Paper

Toilet paper companies use silicone turds to test their product. CRACKED.COM A lot goes into testing booty wipes, from their softness to durability, and that's where fake poop, or feclone, comes into play. Being made of silicone means the feclone doesn't smear like real doodie, so companies also use a food paste that can mimic real poop texture for that extra fecal magic.

King George III

King George III had purple poop. CRACKED.COM This was caused by a liver disorder called porphyria. Other symptoms include convulsions and a high heart rate, and King George was diagnosed with mania 35 years after his death.

NCBI

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