37 of the Funniest Tweets from Wednesday, August 7, 2024

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37 of the Funniest Tweets from Wednesday, August 7, 2024

Bill Lawrence, the mastermind behind Scrubs, spoke with LADbible and revealed that J.D. and Turk could be scrubbing back in sooner rather than later. While Lawrence doesn’t want to take the Community route and commit to making a movie, he thinks it would be fun to “see where the characters (he) used to love are now, but also to see what a young doctor nowadays looks like, as far as the kids coming in behind them.” As Lawrence, Zach Braff and Donald Faison navigate their busy schedules, Lawrence believes that they’ll figure out how they want to tackle a revival within “the next six months or so.”  

Elsewhere in the world of sitcoms, Jesse Tyler Ferguson revealed how playing the openly gay Mitchell Pritchett for 11 seasons on Modern Family shielded him from homophobia. On a recent episode of his podcast Dinner’s on Methe actor explained that he and his then-boyfriend “sort of got gay bashed a little bit” during a trip to Vegas pre-Modern Family. But when he returned to Vegas after becoming one half of Cam and Mitch, he was recognized as “that gay one from TV” on “that show they like.” 

The moral here, I guess: If you find yourself dealing with homophobic strangers, simply be cast on a critically acclaimed sitcom and garner five Emmy nominations in a row to combat it.

We might be halfway through the week, but things are still fully hilarious on the timeline. Today’s funniest tweets include those about a pole vaulter’s view, a new dating app opener and a very strong six-year-old.

rev @whyrev 6h Me after robbing alvin and the chipmunks louis @alfdefolf.1d i have some really fucked up solid colored hoodies in my closet 23 4,816 103K del 2.1M
cur @mommatofour_.15h ... My 3 year old told me that when she was in my belly, she had toys to play with....and the toys are still in there. So that's terrible news. 8 41 1,355 22.3K
Saiki Santana @GreedIs... 9h ... Me immediately thinking about how trains could revolutionize US travel, then reading the rest of the tweet GIF ALT sweet marshmallow 16h I hate that trains are frowned upon bc I feel like it's a great way to have all the ppl you want at once 20 2,018 9,373 257K
@cryst6l.21h need When you meet the right woman. She can stop the constant tweeting we Vit 46 1,219 9,942 362K
everly @clowngirl345.td ... sometimes people just aren't attracted to you and that's not okay 33 748 7,953 154K
zo @zozzosf. 23h ... 3:42 181 M Mom> Today 3:41PM got clairo tickets for september! Nice Any updates on jobs? 2 191 6,089 88K
iamtheREALvegasMURPH @R... . 19h ... French pole vaulter Anthony Ammirati looking out his balcony in his hotel in Paris 16 249 3,902 241K
cocks rifle @ilovetopiss 18h Trying online dating again Today I hate you Delivered They have 24 hours to reply L It's their turn to message you back 5 168 3,280 141K
The tumboy @TheTumboy 1h ... this app is too obsessed with age gap discourse. if they're happy together, let them be Eriq Gardner @eriqgard... 1d Tim Walz is younger than Brad Pitt 1 94 1,737 28.9K
jadyn.com @stnkyfrtprncss 1d ... iMessage Today 1:53AM | miss u sm Read 1:53AM | would love for you to go to the fucking psych ward like actually u need mental help 190 13.1K 137K 3.2M
Tucker's Alt @WizardsNWardens 1d ... Taking this picture of my sister in 2007 is the best thing my parents have done BUSH'S Vegetarian BAREDBEAN 166 7,753 186K 1.8M
eBay jackets & hats @3five9.22h ... et سى - Hall danielle-in-rags 4y How do i stop my trap beats from sounding like medieval music? 464  ОР 4y Take away the lutes 158 danielle-in-rags 4y No ... 209 38 6,228 114K 1.7M
Monica Venzke @monicavenzke 19h ... UNREAL It's probably best if we just don't see each other anymore Today 7:10 PM Walz is pretty good, huh? That was a good speech! How are things? 62 363 16.1K 515K
Tony P. @Tbone7219. 1d ... On my days off I like to go to a crowded store and find a good parking spot and sit in my car for 20 minutes with the reverse lights on. 92 117 832 21.7K
Uncle Duke @UncleDuke1969-1d ... squirrel: *points gun* me: what do you want me to do? squirrel: *gestures at sign* me: alright, i get it *opens book drop* squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion* me: NOT A SQUIRREL! LIBRARY RETURN NOTICE Please yell NOT A SQUIRREL when opening book drop so we know you are a human and not a squirrel trying to steal Keith's lunch 9 94 477 11.5K
Michael Caine @themichael... 66 ... Calm down 680 6,061 28.4K 1.8M
schizophrenic shapeshifter @u... 1d ... tramp stamp idea Neutralious @Neutralious 2d IF YOU CAN READ THIS YOU'RE IN RANGE OF THE ANOMALY ALT 2 4,892 53.2K 1M
Sophie Vershbow @svershbow 3h ... Convincing your friends to go out after 9pm in your thirties Listen, I want you to do Let's let's do this together. this with me. 5 121 1,467 45.8K
@mai... 18h party gets me wetter ... I still wanna know why the Popeyes chicken sandwich made yall act like that 813 14.8K 86.9K del 4.2M
non sequitur @deeshka 14h In junior high I had a crush on a guy on my swim team whose legs looked like this but my friends and I didn't know his name so we called him white feet 67 592 23.4K 437K
abdul @Advil 1d ... iOS needs a setting that says never ever ever pause my music because i opened another app 123 9,587 124K 3.6M
Meg @megannn_lynne 1d ... Do you want to sleepover? Ummm sure I'll just have to bring my Melatonin, my electric blanket, my Hello Kitty Build-A- Bear, the special Caramel Coffee K-Pods I like in the morn-oh you don't have? Okay I'll bring my Keurig too-also we need to watch Bones, from the episode I'm on 36 1,056 11.8K 256K
kim @KimmyMonte 1d ... me: hi do you take walk ins? funeral parlor director: what? 3 256 1,732 60.9K
poppa @popitforpoppa 18h took her to a rage room & she started hitting ME 447 14.3K 129K 5.3M
sk @kirkxxs 22h ... feel like this would piss me off so bad if i was alive back then.... like wdym yesterday was the 4th of october but it's the 15th of october today 1582 + S M T W T F S Oct 1 2 3 4 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 11 2,508 61.4K 1.1M
meghan @deloisivete 1d ... My 6yo told me there's a kid called Mirror in his new class, and I'm not sure if he misheard or that's just where we are with names now 149 160 2,431 71.8K
Devon Hardware's Wife @that... 18h ... the line cooks at the restaurant i live above are out in the back alley throwing rocks at each other and hitting them with broom handles 21 78 1,817 25.9K
@BRODYSVERSION. 1d brody ... the way 9/11 happened at like 9am..........i would've totally missed it like omg 271 9,379 212K 6.3M
@ryxn888.1 1d ... finding out someone you've been talking to is in an open relationship is like finding out there's a person living in your walls 9 583 9,461 del 263K
a high libra @outsouthcrazy.20h ... oh she goin in on me 92 2,018 65.3K del 1M
james @jamespilled 20h Gorgoo the god of blood ... @cx3zq3ughwbn I am not...GAY!!! *my telekinesis throws everything across the room* 7:14 PM 12/29/21 Twitter for iPhone 62 4,248 44.6K del 1.1M
Elamin Abdelmahmoud @ela... 16h ... When I say I'm getting fries for the table Listen, I want you to do Let's let's do this together. this with me. 9 1,834 29.9K 1.1M
izzy @twtuserizzy· 1d ... at work focusing on twitter 57 8,357 37.6K del 856K
danaka says free palestine 21h ... being 24 is fun because you make friends and you have no idea they're 32 137 7,822 76.8K 2.4M
Brooklyn @bklynb4by.21h ... Reggae Mix Reggae Mix Kacey Musgraves 21 725 12.9K 300K
howard @mistahowie 1d In the middle of my best man's speech I point to the groom and say real ones remember his one Transgression and then resume the usual compliments and witticisms 96 1,451 32.2K
cНу @pureheartchy.2h i'm crying get off of her?? tina @dietcoke4ddict. dd why is my 6 yr old sis able to pick me up??? she's so tiny and strong 90 2,577 38.7K 896K

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