20 Dumb Things People Have Tried to Legally Justify

You kinda have to applaud the galaxy-brained line of thinking that makes someone refute a DWI case by saying that actually, they aren’t guilty because they were “not drunk, but high on meth at the time.” While yes, they were found guilty, it’s admirable that they thought that bit of information would be enough to let them walk. 

To that end, Reddit’s most frustrated legal counsel has disclosed the funniest ways their clients have tried to legally justify their behavior, including one woman who said the red light just “wasn’t that red.”