44 of the Funniest Burns from the Week of May 13, 2024

Earlier this week, Uber held its annual showcase to share its latest product updates. New innovations included Uber Caregiver, Uber One for Students and Costco for Uber, which makes the wholesale retailer available for customers who don’t have a membership. 

The strangest addition, though, was Uber Shuttle. The feature, which starts in select cities this summer, will provide riders with an affordable way to get to and from the airport and sports venues on a vehicle that will seat between 14 and 55 passengers. As one Twitter user aptly pointed out, the new feature described something most people are already quite familiar with: the bus.

Luckily for Uber, their needless innovation wasn’t the only thing getting torched this week. Other digital burn victims who found a spot on the express bus to Roast City included the boy who lived and got new girls, the documentary that could’ve been a YouTube video and, as always, the Cybertruck.