40 Random Bits of Trivia We Brought Back to You From the Future (On Our Way to Handle Other, More Important Time Travel Business)
These facts are a welcome distraction
Hurry up and read these facts, would you? We’ve got a very important, top-secret mission to complete, and we don’t have time to sit around wait for you and your 40 separate “oh, that's interesting” facial expressions. Just plow through them, and let us be on our way.
If we told you that the top-secret mission was finding more facts, would that help move things along? We know you want more of these, so hustle up already!