30 of the Wildest Things That Have Happened to People in the Shower

‘A lizard came out of the overflow drain’
30 of the Wildest Things That Have Happened to People in the Shower

If you don’t consider the shower to be a particularly eventful place, count yourself lucky. Apparently, all types of things can go wrong in there — aside, of course, from your run-of-the-mill slips and falls. 

Whether it’s a lizard who lost his way or a partner who thought it was the best venue for a proposalRedditors have recalled the shower moments they’ll never forget. And if you’re a prankster, there’s one idea here that you’ll want to try as soon as the opportunity presents itself.

 14y ago Long story short - Went to a party with a lot of college people when I was about 14. Accidentally ate some candy with LSD on it. When I got home I took a shower and started to hallucinate that my skin was melting off. Didn't do LSD again for 14 years. And I still have flash backs occasionally. Not fun. 11 Share ...
 14y ago I was soaking in one of those old, deep,claw footed bathtubs once and a skink (it's like a lizard) came out of the overflow drain and started splashing around in the water. Almost crapped the water! 5 Share ...
 14y ago I passed out while showering with my boyfriend. But I didn't just faint. Apparently I started twitching, and took a nose dive for the taps. I think he managed to re-direct me away from those, only for me to smash my head on the toilet. Poor boy. We'd only been dating a few weeks at that point, and I'm pretty sure he was more freaked out than I was.
SlaunchaMan 14y ago I was washing my chest with a bar of soap when it flew out of my hands and landed a direct shot on my nuts. Hurt like hell. 4 Share ...
kar33m24 11y ago I had to go to the Emergency Room. No, seriously! The soap holder attached to the wall was half broken and had an extremely sharp edge to it. I bent down to get in the bath and got a nice stab about half a foot above my ass. I didn't think much of it until I saw that the water was turning red while I was standing there. I got rushed to the ER and got about 10-15 stitches in my back. 1 Share ...
Chefbexter e 11y ago The plaster started falling out of the ceiling of the bathroom in my dorm in big wet chunks because the guys upstairs had flooded their bathroom hours before. 2 Share ...
 11y ago . Edited 11y ago I got so drunk once in college that I woke up in a public shower, water on, naked in the fetal position. 2 Share ...
gingeroverlord74 e 11y ago i was on a band trip and one time i fell asleep in the shower while shaving my legs. i woke up cause the water went cold and was in a puddle of blood with my roomies trying to pick the lock. 2 Share ...
succexxyy 11y ago I had a cornea ruptured while taking a shower. It was painless but weird. I couldn't see properly, and I knew I was going to need surgery to fix it, which I had two days later. Now I have someone else's cornea con my eye, is still creepy to think about it. It was definitely a life changing event, not fun at the time but it led to a lot of nice things. Share 2 ...
stuntmandennis 5y ago Besides actually falling once or twice...shower head got clogged and built up enough pressure to explode hitting me right in the eye one night. Had to explain why I had a black eye for a week. Smh. 7 Share ...
LiterallyOuttoLunch 9y ago I had a bout of day drinking at the beach. I got home, ready for a nice shower. I decided to have a shower beer. Ah, it felt so good. I laid down in the tub and let the water pelt my body. Then I passed out. Five hours later I woke up. The hot water tank had drained and I was now frozen to the core, ice-cold water dumping down on me. I could barely get out of the tub, my limbs were immobile. I went to the mirror, my lips were sky blue. I ambled
gmaz2011 5y ago I had a snake slither across my feet. No idea how it got in there. I had one of those whirlpool tubs that did not work along with a shower. The snake was hiding in the whirlpool ducts and came out with the water. 3 Share ...
vertekal 9y ago I rented a house for a short period of time that had well water, and it smelled like sulfur. AKA rotten eggs. So every morning I had to stand in a bathroom that stunk like the farts of 50 men who consume nothing but draft beer and broccoli cheese soup, and get ready for work. Share 4 ...
BlakeBurna 9y ago Edited 9y ago Bought a new bottle of shampoo (one of the 30% more kind). Weighed about 2-3 pounds. It fell from a shelf in my shower, from a height of 4 feet and landed on top of my foot. Not on my toes, halfway from toes to leg. Nearly puked from the pain and almost past out from the heat of the water. Had a tennis-ball sized swollen bruise for over a week. Somehow, never broke a single bone. 3 Share ...
 14y ago masturbated standing up. knees were locked. didn't know doing that restricts blood flow. i started to fall and grabbed the shower curtain for support. ripped the curtain down. mom walked in on me draped in a shower curtain with a full on erection. 6 Share ...
cassiOpeia 0 11y ago When I was 8 for some reason I thought it would be cool to take my cat into the shower with me. She definitely disagreed. She freaked out and bit me wicked hard right on the nip. Oh man. 26 now and still have a scar on my boob. Lesson learned, people. Share 85 ...
Natalia42 11y ago I was shaving my legs in the shower when my mom suddenly opened the door. She scared the shit out of me so I ended up accidentally taking a whole strip of skin off of my leg with the razor. It bled for two days. 142 Share ...
cielestial 11y ago An ex, knowing I sometimes think about important decisions in the shower, proposed to me while I was showering. 85 Share ...
wanderlusterbater 11y ago Flying cockroach. And the power was out so bathroom was in candlelight. Scumbag cockroach flew to the flame and put it out. Then I could still hear the damn cockroach flying around. Ran out soapy and shrieking. I hate cockroaches. 154 Share ...
abeezy93 e 11y ago I threw up in the shower and I have a grate/strainer type cover, so I had to mash the food bits with my hands to get them to go down the drain. It was not fun. 64 Share ...
norby2 11y ago يا There was an earthquake, a pretty big one. I was getting out of the shower at the same moment. It took about 3 seconds for me to realize maybe I should get under something. I decided to move. I slipped as I stepped out of the shower and my hand went right into the toilet, which did not have clean water in it. 113 Share ...
boredominity 11y ago I was a patient in an eating disorders clinic and taking a shower when half- digested food starting bubbling up the drain and onto my feet. Apparently someone had been vomiting in the shower and the plumbing couldn't take it. I never felt so unclean. 17 Share ...
pigmanAFM 11y ago Maybe not worst, but definitely weirdest. I was soaping up Big Jim and the Twins and felt a very smooth patch on my scrote. I kept examining it and found a small round sticker with Inspected by 42 on it. I was wondering when and how this had happened and remembered I had bought new underwear the week before. 19 Share ...
awesomerthanu 14y ago Climbed the edge of the tub to reach for the shampoo from the (rather high) cabinet. I slipped and landed sitting down, hitting my lady parts VERY HARD on the edge of the tub. I screamed seeing blood everywhere, and my mother runs in and seeing this, says I already told you this would happen, don't worry. She thought I started my period early. Yikes, it was painful! 31 Share ...
HeldDown 14y ago The ceiling collapsed on me. Fuck I hated that apartment. 9 Share ...
 14y ago A bomb went off outside and shook the building so hard it knocked me over. 12 Share ...
 14y ago In Mexico, my friends house has this little electric shower head thingy that heats the water. It has exposed wires, twisted together, pretty standard stuff. 1st time taking a shower, I was done, all wet, reached to turn off the heater thingy, woke up on the floor. 11 Share ...
tomparker 14y ago Someone put chicken bullion cubes in my shower head. 11 Share ...
Lone_Wolf 14y ago Had a vein in my leg burst and blood started streaming out of my leg. Only I didn't notice until after the shower was over and I was drying off. Dried everything up top off, then moved down to dry my legs and suddenly noticed blood everywhere in the bathroom, including large puddles on the bathroom floor. The bathroom looked like a murder scene. Share 26 ...
_Lloyd_ 11y ago So I'm dating this girl at the time and we are getting ready to go out for the night. She's in the shower and I'm figuring out what I'm going to wear and what not. I'm drinking a Cherry Coke, which was her favorite soda, and she calls for me to let her have some. Being the rapscallion that I am, I decided to stand on the toilet and pour it into her mouth over the curtain. Well, she doesn't understand she needs to tilt her head back and is instead trying to lap it out of

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