30 of the Dumbest Times Customers Demanded to Speak to the Manager

There are times in our stupid little lives when we have to ask for a manager’s assistance. But before we get all huffy about it, we should definitely make sure we’re not in the wrong. Otherwise, you end up being the dumbass asking for a refund on a bottle of soda because it went flat a week after you opened it. Everyone in the store would be well within their right to laugh in your face, and maybe even make a mockery of you over the in-store PA system. 

Reddit’s most patient retail associates have remembered the disgruntled dummies they’ve had to deal with on the other side of the counter, and a lot of these situations make a good case for making stupidity illegal.