41 of the Funniest Tweets from Thursday, April 3, 2025

‘DEI stood for Da Economy Intact’
41 of the Funniest Tweets from Thursday, April 3, 2025

If South Park’s two-year hiatus wasn’t enough to prove that Trey Parker and Matt Stone are taking it slow these days, the newly-released trailer for the show’s 27th season just might sell you. After seeing the teaser, which features already-dated gags about colliding commercial planes and gloating Europeans, fans began questioning whether these older jokes meant that South Park had ditched its documentary-inspiring 6 Days to Air production model. “Three months out will be kind of dated for Diddy and bird flu jokes if they actually produce episodes like those shown here,” observed one Redditor.

As South Park fans debated the timeliness of their beloved animated series, Bill Burr had some questions of his own, and took a few nosy reporters to task for grilling him on inflammatory topics while attending pal Conan O’Brien’s Mark Twain Prize acceptance. “You’re a journalist! That’s weak,” the comedian told a reporter who asked him about Elon Musk. “That’s you guys passing the buck. You guys need to have balls again, which you don’t.”

Reporters may be lacking chutzpah, but several folks on the timeline have the balls to be uproariously funny. Just take a look at these hilarious tweets, the funniest of which involve the perfectly-paced fall of Rome, what DEI actually stood for and the struggles of ordering at The Cheesecake Factory.

OSINT Gorilla @GorillaOSINT  16h Peter Harrell @petereharrell.16h Biggest tax hike of any kind in modern U.S. history. 1 61 33K 2.3K
Erin @_peachparfait 1d knuckle tats that say HOTD OGS! 24 740 7.9K 152K
Joel @theearlyaughtss 18h My dad is cortisolmaxxing rn NOW FOX I LEGION da 1.3M 161 3.8K 80K
David Klion @DavidKlion 14h ... Wall Street guys who voted for Trump rn DUKE 63 743 18K del 368K
meat sweats mcgee @jates513 1d ... have you tried tilting your head 45 degrees like a dog @sonohoor 2d i i wish i could say ??????????????? in real life. it would be very useful 124 9,425 86.2K del 1.1M
COM T I I @unotfbg 1d idk how to flirt i done called her the greatest thing since sliced bread 49 2.7K 24K 369K
one dozen rats at a keyboard @Pana... .16h ... PIXLA J DOES ANYONE KNOW IF WE HAVE global economy TOMORROW 3.3K 44K 4 del 522K
meeka @MeekyBlinders .15h ... I would drink 2 to 13 beers with you in every lifetime 11 1K 9.4K 252K
SharpeShark @SharpeShark-21h Are you doing your part? Here's 4 Tik-Tok dances you can do to help fight tariffs April 2, 2025 By Left 1984 69420 K KINEMASTER Tik 200 3.5K 60K del 2.2M
lil piss baby @11kmrn 21h &$!#% 9/9/9/9 9 hot dogs, 9 beers, 9 cigarettes, 9 innings 55 992 14K 654K
Jeanie @buttforager.20h ... I'm on my period so he's trying to go through the back door. Baby that hole bleeds everyday. Let's try my feet 41 582 16K 424K
Megan Coyne @megancoyne23.12h ... is this anything they don't know i just put a 10% tariff on them 25 1.3K 22K 368K
OSINT Gorilla @GorillaOSINT 17h cc Another recession MICROBES JELLYFISH 6 20 KELPO 8 3 108 5 9 7 for millenials 0:32 2.8K 49 34K 489K
CH @chertz 19h just replied bet to a text from a younger dude 29 110 5.7K 166K
Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel -1 17h ... Shout out to Rome for having a long decline that was almost imperceptible moment to moment. What a dream. 53 1.3K 26K 337K
Kim Runner @kimrunner.1 16h ... relationship goals Almost home Delivered Woohoo!! Dude next to me on the plane is texting someone named lovely butt on his phone... he أ O p t U r e y W a k I h f أ d g S b D V с x spac 105 620 13K 3M
Pepe Minogue @Ppluche_Martini-23h ... alass GUE K-Y MINO LIE gel LUBRIFICANTE LUBRICANTE PARA LUBRIFICACAO ÍNTIMA PARA LUBRICACIÓN ÍNTIMA* SOLÚVEI EMÁGUA SOLUBLE FN ACUA TOMMY @Tommyworld0.2d who is the most respected celebrity? no scandal, no controversy. 22 876 9.2K 544K
... @MidnightMitch 18h Prison Mitch Me looking at the menu at Cheesecake Factory: LIVE Reciprocal Tariffs - Charged I . FALL - IL I II / - China 678 Europe et - in 10% 62 MS 24% adidas S 26% South Korea 50% 25% us ما sitesstand 61% 31% Induseria 61°, 12% Malania 24% Combodia 49% United Kingdom 10% 10% South Africa 60° Apr Brasil 10% 10% Bungladosh Kingspone 37% 10% Bearl 10% 145 17% 14% 17% 10% 10% 10% ESIDENT OF THE UN 10% 08% SH ©CBS NEWS PRESIDENT TRUMP ANNOUNCES NEW TARIFFS SPECIAL REPORT SEA del 170K
Chase Passive Income @chasedo... 12h ... BREAKING: China has rebranded to avoid American tariffs Mongolia zstan S South Kore JK Ohio HP East China Sea P UK AR UP Nepal NL BR ML India WB Myanmar OD (Burma) MH Philip TS Thailand South AP KA China Sea Bay of Bengal Vietnam Phil TN Gulf of KL Thailand ccadive Sea Malaysia Google Indonesia 67 203 3.8K 175K
jintao @hellojintao 19h they called him sleepy joe because you could sleep all night on your position no problem 126 1.8K 28K del 619K
Andrew @Dub_A.16h ... NO!!!!!! 812 Weiner Cutoff Rd Weiner Cutoff Rd 9 469 10K 175K
Blake Allen @Blake_Allen13.18h ... Just got off the phone with my financial advisor, he just told me my 401k is now a 400k 23 484 13K 290K
Images Al Could Never Recreate 17h ... i thought my airbag was joking for a second until i saw this SRS AIRBAG 213 2.2K 1 23K
mj @bigdybbukenergy 20h you can't even log off now. they are doing chappell roan discourse on one of the toilet doors in this pub GUYS Have you heard? Chappels Roan is actually strp. Iknowwww Mad innit. She's been baiting us... She though THE GIVER did 6 87 2.5K 42K
jovan @ehjovan 12h they're calling me schizophrenic for still being team jelena.... iknow the future bitch 23 217 2.7K 64K
peach @titleposting 17h ILOVE smoking with paranoid ppl like yes girl the owls are not what they seem! 16 959 9.2K 126K
Punch Cat @PunchingCat : 13h ... Perhaps I am eepy 6 632 7K . 124K
koilynx @transcrescent. 1d ... You are what your birth certificate says you are holy fuck I'm 7 pounds Red @Redleg19491.2d Replying to @Umfi_e You are what your birth certificate says you are 228 6.8K 148K 1.4M
microplastics envelope filter @Diabol... 1d ... I just figured out I'm using 15% less energy than a household of similar size UNIVERSA + SAFET 666E DEP S G VI FIEL O 9 40 2.7K del 30K
@puthymuncha•1 16h MY CLIT HAS LEAD ME TO PLACES I WOULDN'T EVEN GO WITH A GUN 28 4.6K 37K 446K
roon @tszzl . 17h the point of the american economy is to be really great at making movies, music, microcode, and high speed pizza delivery 125 99 1.7K 104K
@ @lifeinchaos_ .22h ... i am both of these people simultaneously at all US rem times Araaa @shawntifying.22h There are two types of people im alone im alone 61 30K 170K 3.9M
WholesomeMemes @Wholesome... 11h ... I have good news and bad news. Bad news first Our son made a mess in the sink. We don't have a son Meet Baxter. Delivered 263 3 5.1K 57K
Everything Price Sufferer @agraybee 15h ... In 10 years you'll get an old fashioned manly job at the sock factory. IcyVert @IcyVert.19h Someone explain to me how these tariffs will make my life better 33 607 14K 239K
OliveSprouts @OliveSprouts 1d I deeply relate to toddlers. You are crying because you need a snack and a nap and a hug? Fair. I get it. 46 15K 71K 953K
wildcatBrodie @wildcatBrodie 23h ... Calling her big dawg cause even though she's a foot shorter, I want her to know I still look up to her. It's called modern romance 42 4.2K 47K del 1M
chris randle Follow @randlechris DEI stood for Da Economy Intact 10:02 AM 4/3/25 73K Views 4 636 6.1K 126
Out of Context Human Race @No... .8h ... So what's your idea of a perfect date? IG: @PunHubOnline DD/MM/YY I find other formats a bit confusing Pun hub 63 215 3K 167K
... @Unkle_K.9h Do your bills care about corporate ethics?!! akash @rendalkoy 1d how ethical is it to leave a firm i just joined because i got a better offer 10 2.5K 10K 263K
baby doxxer @youwouldntpost. 14h ... grateful for my friends who check in on me Today 6:50 PM you've been significantly less horny lately, are you ok? 4 11 247 6.5K
ellie schnitt! @holy_schnitt.3 3h 2 great 2 depression maybe anna!!! :) @frogs... 12h so what are we calling this one. just great depression 2? greater depression? any suggestions? anybody? 27 184 3.2K 141K

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