24 of the Funniest Things People Did Out of Anger

If someone angrily screams “I wouldn’t give you a $1.75 if you were starving on a boat!” you should finish laughing and then be very afraid of that person. First of all, they’re not even rounding up to $2. They’re stuck on the paltry sum of $1.75, which really isn’t worth anything these days, and insisting they still wouldn’t give it to you. On top of that, they’ve created the mental image of you starving on a boat, which means they really don’t give a shit about you. They’re basically telling you to crawl to hell and die there, but in a much more original, cutting way. 

To that end, Redditors have cracked up and recalled the funniest things they’ve witnessed people say or do in a fit of anger, and some of these are so creative you might want to add them to your repertoire.