36 of the Funniest Tweets from Thursday, January 2, 2025

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36 of the Funniest Tweets from Thursday, January 2, 2025

It’s a new year, which means thousands of copyrighted works in literature, film and music are entering the public domain and are now free to be reused and repurposed without legal repercussions. Notable available “new” works include Disney’s Skeleton Dance, plucky Belgian reporter Tintin and the O.G. Popeye (you’ll have to wait a few years until you can use the sailor’s more popular iteration). Although there are no limitations as to how the content can be reimagined, most of the high-profile figures get turned into low-budget serial killers for some reason. 

Elsewhere in pop culture, the Golden Globes has its date, host, nominees and a suite of presenters to announce the night’s winners. The star-studded lineup touches all corners of entertainment with comedians, musicians and actors as well as former winners returning to spread the wealth. Hollywood’s Party of the Year is set to air this Sunday, with Nikki Glaser making history as the show’s first solo female host.

While it might be a new year, the timeline is still just as funny as it was in 2024. Today’s funniest tweets include those about an SNL sketch in the air, the only realistic reading goal and a tech boom nine years in the making.

Cherry Red @CherryRedPony 1d You can come over but you're sleeping on the floor, НЕ takes priority. #ShadowTheHedgehog SOCU It 100 01 186 2.8K 25K 376K
@mogale_101 - 1d 2025 rebrand SCHUUR FLOUT STREET Bree Street Mini Shop - 9.5K 36K 1.6M 116
@sydneyelainexo 1d Sydney ... rolls royce monkey being the first animal meme of 2025 is a good omen NEW YORK New York Post POST @nypost.1 1d California DUI suspect busted in Rolls Royce-with baby monkey wearing a onesie sitting in front seat trib.al/RyNudBk 20 751 12K 477K
Nick Colletti @Nick_Colletti . dd 1 F703 3 NeRds Candy FIL Gummy Clusters ota Roth gy & sweet & study gummy Inside KALE rain PAY 47 764 18K 691K
Brock @brockomole . 1d Bad night to be an unsaved number in my phone 3 221 2.7K del 50K
india @toindiaforever • 1d ... so called free thinkers New from friends When Harry Mel Sally... When Harry Met Sally... When Harry Met Sally... When Harry Met lindsay kathleen hailee movies 21 1.2K 31K 505K
gibby from icarly sidereal? edition @gibbytarot . 1d ... jyeshtha My client beat someone up & still made it on time for her appointment 348 14K 189K 4.1M
Karen McGee @karenmotherof2.td Overcome with grief from the loss of his friend, the Cinnamon Roll Pop Tart, it appears Ched-Z has taken his own life #RIP CAMPING WORLD ??? ) 14 541 17K 745K
Manny @SILKDURAG. 1d ... GROK Soundwave @LocalSoundwave 2d BORING What if Vision was Dominican x.com/marvel_updat3s... 702 12 3.2K 160K
buzz @buzzonacid 1.20h My boys don't even ask to hit my vape anymore they just look at me like this 1 2K 90K 125
antonia @thebirthofvnus . 1d ... nosferatu (2024) 2 new messages sometimes I try to sync our dreams so i can terrorize you in different dimensions one day i'll get u + 6:43 PM 80 8.5K 93K 1.6M
CIA pierce @cringe_genius 1d ... I saw norbit alone in theaters when I was 11 and it made me cry because norbit was so kind. I saw it again with my mother because I assumed she would also cry at norbit's kindness 13 240 5.8K 243K
autist @litteralyme0 . 1d The first 12 months of the year are always the hardest 24 7K 60K 778K
3: @prrfectkittygrl. dd The difference between a reply guy and a twitter bf now Don't be trying to manipulate me rn... X Maybe Jon Ossoff replied: now X you can manipulate me anytime in any way you want btw 1 1.2K 28K 470K
meowtown @hieywieyneue.1 1d Gio (Hermit) @ISEENYOUSHINE.4m ... Are ducks birds 3 15 Wujabes @CelesteLover32.4m yes 1 8 Gio (Hermit) @ISEENYOUSHINE-3m But how 1 7 Wujabes @CelesteLover32.2m warm blood, lay eggs, feathers, beak, wings 1 1 di 6 Gio (Hermit) @ISEENYOUSHINE By that logic chickens are birds 294 6,747 184K 3.4M
Andrew @Dub_A.1 1d Feudalism neighborhood Wine St Wine St Duke St Crop St King St King St Duke St Exchange St 20 22K 774 286K
thank you for 3000 followers @MakeThaTrapSayA. 1d ... r/FL_Studio 56m ... I realised I'm gay in the middle of making a beat 160 4.9K 79K 1.7M
Cof fee Lovers and Fans @tonyhawktruth... 20h ... OLD PASSWORD: beautiful NEW PASSWORD: the girl reading this ERROR PASSWORD CANNOT BE THE SAME 13 326 4.6K 96K
jay @marsrled 1d act your age damn bitch?? god forbid i exude childlike wonder??? didn't know i had to be a tight ass 99 22K 151K 2.1M
desert eagle. @jaquwan_ .2d lont go bowling with mfs who be getting strikes and shit... just play regular smh 261 4.4K 23K 718K
Orangebloods.com @orangebloods_ 18h ... OB Me Hyping My Bro Up Before Не Goes Out and Gets 0 Girls - 24 R I AT&T 81 SAN PEAC EXAS 54 669 9.8K 486K
Tyler Worden @TylerJWorden . 19h So when Cam Skattebo throws up profusely on New Years Day, it's cool and tough but when I do it, I'm an alcoholic 94 1.8K 40K dJ 1.8M
microplastics frequency resonator @Diabolical... . 1d ... Not paying attention at work and accidentally telling a real patient everyting gwan be irie like Brad Pitt in Meet Joe Black 9 202 4.7K 83K
doomer @uncledoomer 16h me after touching my wifes french fries: 30 304 6.2K del 236K
Aidan James @mcandidate 1d DID you been an electric year of WhatsApp chats with my dad Fuck HIM 1 January 2024 Happy New Year! 06:59 Happy new year! 07:15 Today Happy New Year! 07:02 Happy new year! 13:40 Message 76 853 47K 880K
TT @txhirxhjh 1d last time i had a house party someone was opening and reading my mail tas @_tahs1n . 2d why does no one wanna have house parties anymore ??? we used to be a proper country 1.2K 12K 252K 8.1M
Jonathan Fujii @jonathanfujii_ 22h ... DiscussingFilm DF @DiscussingFilm First trailer for 'FIGHT OR FLIGHT', an action thriller starring Josh Hartnett trapped on a plane full of assassins. Produced by the team behind ilms. Releasing later this year. DF DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm .22h First trailer for 'FIGHT OR FLIGHT', an action thriller starring Josh Hartnett trapped on a plane full of assassins. Produced by the team behind the 'Jo... 2:09 3 364 5.5K 178K
mak @folklauries 1d just remembered the age i'm turning this year www.bight GIF by tires presenta . files by 310 41K 206K 3.3M
Scrümbled Eggs @scrumble_eggs 14h I'm convinced that Mark Wahlberg is doing this movie so that it will be the new top Google search result for Mark Wahlberg plane instead of his 9/11 quote. DF DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm 23h New trailer for Mel Gibson's 'FLIGHT RISK', starring Mark Wahlberg. In theaters on January 24. 0:57 26 384 8.2K 215K
georgie @georgsoup 17h anderson cooper to andy cohen after 3 shots nico @strongerpotions • 1d I Can Imagine Any Dragon. 342 1 11K to 245K
LJ @crotchner2. 15h being realistic Set a goal X How many books would you like to read this year? 1 Save Cancel W 15K 9 1.3K 207K
ares @ransomn0te.1 1d ... shoutout to the kid listing off horrifying plane crash facts the whole flight as i was actively trying to fight with my ocd over plane seats. at some point i stopped feeling doomed and started feeling like i was trapped in a really funny snl sketch so thank you. 30 1.5K 34K 300K
sowamobile @SOWABOAT.1d ... it finally happened... Confirm Save As fe mi asdgbkjasdgbjk.mp4 already exists. ! Do you want to replace it? par N Yes No 94 8.1K 154K 1.5M
Mark E. Moon @modrnluvr. 12h Good for him... QUEER NOSFERATU 150 8.4K 87K 1.1M
usul @paulatreideez.2 21h my favorite dune character the Lead timothée nation @timotheenation . dd 'DUNE: MESSIAH' will be officially released next year on December 18, 2026. Starring Timothée Chalamet as the Lead. 25 288 10K 214K
chax's Bizarre Adventure @chakAdemo_ 1d ... ITTTSSSSSS TIIIIIIIMMMMMMEEEEEEE S The Sun @TheSun. 6/30/16 REVEALED: Women will be having more sex with ROBOTS than men by 2025 thesun.uk/6019BvkRf 371 27K 232K 6.6M

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