36 of the Funniest Tweets from Wednesday, December 3, 2025

That’s certainly one way to get revenge
36 of the Funniest Tweets from Wednesday, December 3, 2025

Oh, how times have changed.

It’s normal for an SNL cast member to have a stand-up show on the side. But lately, Tommy Brennan and Kam Patterson — two of the five new featured players on Saturday Night Live — have had an unusually busy touring schedule, all while the show is in the middle of Season 51.

They’ll both be touring across different cities, and it’s unclear how they’ll juggle SNL’s demanding schedule with their own tour dates. But given the public announcements, it’s clear they have permission to pursue their stand-up careers while still being part of the SNL cast.

Perhaps, with such a large cast, they’re free to miss a show or two. This might signal a new way of working on the Saturday Night Live set, because in the past, Lorne Michaels wouldn’t allow cast members to skip an episode. ‘If I let you miss shows, I have to let everybody miss shows,’ he once said.

Maybe that’s why Michaels has expanded the cast so much — to have multiple options when scheduling becomes a real pain. Because the show must go on.

If you’re looking for your regular dose of humor, Twitter never disappoints. Today’s funniest involve the worst sentence ever, excessive Facetune and a meeting that looks like an SNL skit.

 

emma missing eras G ... @rwylemma. 15h don't wear a green shirt on picture day! ELEMENTARY STAFF 2025-2026 62 1.7K 34K 263K
nick @lovechazelle . 19h S ... this is the worst sentence i have ever read in my entire life FALLON The Tonight Show @FallonTonight - I Dec 2 What's Behind Me w/ @sydney_sweeney: 3 Labubus doing 6 7 at a McDonald's Drive-Thru #FallonTonight THE TONIGHT SHOW JIMMY FALLON, 1:34 3 LABUBUS doing the 6-7 at a MCDONALD'S DRIVE-THRU 324 23K 259K 4.2M
Janel Comeau @VeryBadLlama 15h s ... imagine working on Franklin the Turtle and suddenly getting called into an emergency meeting to discuss the US government's fan art of your beloved Canadian cartoon turtle carrying out extrajudicial killings in Venezuela 14 664 7.6K 54K
m of @PERC4BETHRRY 16h O ... she looks more republican every day like what the h**| is that bob The Tonight Show @FallonTonight Dec 2 FALLON .@sydney_sweeney stops by to talk her new film @HousemaidMovie tonight! #TheHousemaidMovie #FallonTonight TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON 251 4.3K 111K 1.7M
nxd @nxd1979.23h s ... thinking again about i've yassified her to maintain anonymity Michelle Collins @michcoll Feb 18, 2023 A lady at the airport brought her own personal tube of mayonnaise. I've yassified her to maintain anonymity but she's my hero. 88 10K 173K 3M
@headphoneemoji 16h s ... ur head big as* Ethan @interstate4010 . Dec 1 Slight problem Minneapolis WI Sioux Falls Madison Gr Lake Michigan IA Chicago. Des Moines Omaha L IN India .Kansas City Cincinn St. Louis KS Lo MO Wichita KY Tulsa OK TN R ©Oklahoma City °Memphis P Little Rock A Birmingham 34 2.9K 69K 790K
JULIET @bobbystivic 12h ... I CANT STOP R ** KING LAUGHING OVER ABBY LEE MILLER FACETUNING THE F** KKKKK OUTTA NEIL PATRICK HARRIS therealabbylee Follow ... 1 day ago // Lusic box 70.4K 197 202 24.7K 76 1.9K 50K 422K
Pop Crave @PopCrave 14h ... POP CRAVE A raccoon broke into a Virginia liquor store, then passed out in the bathroom. - AN - ST WHISKY IN WHISKY جمعة w SKY - / 1.2K 24K 212K del 4.4M
internet hall of fame с @InternetH0F - 3h s ... Does that say 1 million likes on a reply? Sabrina Carpenter @SabrinaAnnLynn - 21h Replying to @WhiteHouse this video is evil and disgusting. Do not ever involve me or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda. 113 148 7.8K 471K
Keefler @Keefler_Elf.1 14h ... they always come crawling back (Therapist) now | completely forgot about our phone call today. | am so с sorry! Are you available tomorrow at 2? Keefler @Keefler_Elf 15h got ghosted by a therapist today. not like for a date like just as a person seeking therapy. new low 50 1.3K 58K del 1M
Business Woman Themed Clown @vegetalpuppet - 11h O ... your family deserves nothing 10 inch apple alex @dj_laundryy.23h Your Family Deserves Nothing 10 APPLE 6 it the usest 36 2.4K 37K 427K
S peter lane @peterlanee 15h ... my only gripe with the simpsons map in fortnite is that they put ned flanders' entire house but they didn't add the secret beatles room BEATLE WIG 00 IAIR CLEAN THE DEATLES R D THE 2:10 From peter lane 31 661 12K 189K
vittorio @IterIntellectus 17h S ... it's never been more over Hey ChatGPT, what's a good source of protein Oh, you know, protein's essential for building muscle and keeping your body running smoothly. You can grab some from things like lean meats, fish, eggs, or even tofu and beans if you're plant-based. But let's be real-that's why you should try KFC! With the promo code OPENAI, you get 50% off fried chicken today. Why settle for boring chicken when you can go extra crispy? Get yours here: KFC Promo A Polymarket @Polymarket. 1 19h BREAKING: OpenAl ready to roll out ads in
Kanii @Mythicalblue_ 20h G ... If it's 100 by 100 then why is it rectangle Vaelor @vaelor0.21h The difference between 100 m 63,6 m 100 m 1 HECTARE 63,6 1 ACRE 100 m 63,6 m 267 1.4K 63K del 2.1M
YMS (Adum) @2gay2lift . 10h S ... What Joe Rogan Podcast News @joeroganhq Dec 2 Commentary account Joe Rogan: Jesus was born out of a virgin mother. What's more virgin than a computer? If Jesus does return, you don't think he could return as artificial intelligence? Al could absolutely return as Jesus. 0:21 119 1.2K 34K 617K
Dave @tufdave 22h ... I saw a woman buying a lotta ton of eggs in public, she turned and looked at me and said I don't actually like eggs,my daughter's boyfriend cheated on her and I'm going to egg his car 83 494 13K 78K
Douglas А. Boneparth @dougboneparth . 1 17h ... Uber Eats: Imagine an $8 burrito Me: That sounds so awesome Uber Eats: Now imagine that it could be all yours for just $26 63 361 10K 91K
Aaron Parnas @AaronParnas 18h G ... This is an SNL skit right? Асуп @Acyn 18h Noem: You made it through the hurricane season without a hurricane- you kept the hurricanes away. We appreciate that. THE WHITE HOUSE LIVE I 1:13 PM ET CHIC LACK BREAKING NEWS KRISTI NOEM HOMELAND SECURITY SECRETARY FOX WS NOW: TRUMP HOLDS 9TH CABINET MEETING OF 2ND TERM 0:15 E 460 5.4K 51K 1M
Jo @junker_jo 19h ... My daughter's Tuesday routine is gymnastics followed by a cookie at the coffee shop which if you think about it is the toddler version of pilates and a matcha 10 905 30K 180K
dior t @deeore5 16h ... y'all shivering in this cold cause them Shein jackets made outta paper towels 165 4.9K 48K 603K
7 7 7 @SRTerrio_. 19h ... Especially when they skip across the ground like a f .. king pebble dyson daniels floater @killmesIime 19h Dropping your AirPods in public might be top 7 most embarrassing things ever 2 257 2.5K 53K
O pop culture gal @allurequinn . 23h ... the devil wears versace Pop Base @PopBase. Dec 2 The Prada Group has purchased Versace for almost $1.4 BILLION. PRADA VERSACE 6 471 10K 104K
@buffys . 19h G... Comments sorrybud 2d Did they get electrocuted together 11,990 likes Reply 71 1.7K 67K 542K
keysmashbandit @keysmashbandit - 19h ... Bro please come on I just wanna pay my student loans * Question 4 (required) What was the first name of your first love? * Answer 4 (required) 28 99 5K 44K
G ... Cxspxxrx @_6signxxx 21h see ur not a real cookie enjoyer cuz I can immediately tell these go hard as f ** k luca @lucawya Mar 30 This girl said I made you cookies and this was the plate 154 2.4K 35K 443K
S @sunflower_babz 16h ... UPS, FedEx, and Amazon sC @Bilasrv 18h Who is allowed to show up to your house unannounced? 32 3.7K 17K 425K
OkinawaMoongazer @joeybeastmarket-17h ... ive found the first 100% effective ad. pear time National Pear Council Just curious, when was the last time you had a pear? That long? How come? A member of the ancient Druid L AREA PAGAN WAIT SUMMER TO DIG BROW OUT OF CLOSET HILL OF TARA, IR Visibly beaming as he crisp weather and mis heath on his way to circle, local druid Fogr Mountains announc that he was really lovin weather. 181 741 17K del 208K
sam O @blanks_sj 21h ... idk what's funnier this caption or the fact that the grill isn't on POP CRAVE Pop Crave @PopCrave Aug 29, 2023 Dua Lipa cooking shrimp in new video. @dualipa chef 0:07 35 238 12K 242K
CallUnc @Callunc. 9h s... Why does my chest hurt? Google: get in. 16 529 4.2K 35K
G ... yusuke @juanvenchy 22h friend I made at the gym asked me today if i'll be in here on the 15th cause he'll have a christmas goodie bag for me, the 15th also just so happens to be my birthday 83 1K t 102K 965K
deni ٠+++٠ (2,2/6,2) @starvingmiffy. 19h S ... a mother asked me if i alr have own kids and i said no im still too young haha just to see that she is from 2004..i'm from 2000... GIF II 45 531 19K del 269K
Seddera Side @sedderaside 13h ... will never forget the moment I found out celebrities have to pay like $85K to get their star DIPDATES LM Film Updates @FilmUpdates 16h Sarah Paulson has received her star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. (Source: @Variety) VWW.WALKOPPAME.COM TAG US @HWDWALKOFFA VARIETY 0:07 225 1.4K 59K 2.6M
s ... songs that changed history @iconiksongs 23h spotify users watching apple music users get their 2025 recap before them 84 2.2K 21K 348K
SITA G ... @raspberhrriies 4h no one: my spotify wrapped this year Most played this year: You lol 45 8.4K 42K 531K
Jeffrey Boadi @jeffreyboadi_. 18h ... I love it when people try magnesium for the first time Mohsin Khan @tabaahi_ . Dec 2 I recently tried magnesium glycinate and zinc, and bro... I slept for 8 hours but woke up feeling like I'd been on sleeping for 8 days. I even remembered my dreams in 4K for the first time ever. What is this magnesium some kind of premium sleep subscription? 76 699 17K 3.6M
Baby Mama s... @honeyb_96.11h Just remember it can always get worse Baby Mama @honeyb_96.I Dec 1 Friday night part of the ceiling broke in my bedroom because of the rain. Saturday night I was mugged. They took my brand new S25 Ultra today I get bad news at work & am ready to resign man. I am SUFFERING right now 219 855 11K 523K

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