35 of the Funniest Tweets from Wednesday, December 10, 2025

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35 of the Funniest Tweets from Wednesday, December 10, 2025
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The year is coming to an end, and so is this season of South Park. And just as fans were expecting, the show will deliver a big Christmas finale.

The details are still unclear, but in the recently released promo, Stan says: ‘That’s what everyone needs right now, a big Christmas miracle.’ And in a scene that will surely spark a holiday family feud, we see Donald Trump dressed as a Salvation Army Santa Claus, with his vice president (and secret lover) JD Vance acting as his elf sidekick.

According to The Hollywood Reporter, the episode will be titled “The Crap Out.” And the logline reads: “Satan’s due, Stan’s praying, and only a Christmas miracle can deliver the Antichrist on time.”

But it will be interesting to see how Trey Parker and Matt Stone blend their signature holiday elements with this season’s more politically charged material.

Meanwhile, over on Twitter, people are getting jolly. Today’s funniest tweets feature a tiny serial k*ller, the most romantic gift imaginable, and… ZIP files.

Kyle Katarn @Ky1eKatarn 19h ... Wow, so apparently I've lived here for a year without knowing my driveway is a school bus pickup zone Kyle Katarn @Ky1eKatarn 19h wt* why are children gathering in my driveway?? 99 1.6K 65K 1.8M
Commander @commandderr. 21h ... . Nah u raising a little serial killer Cjay @ced_jayy.23h Walked in on my kid playing with these, I'm raising a little doctor @cosmoskyle 144 3.7K 59K 472K
Cosmo @hornetstempest - 17h G ... When does her Visa run out Pop Base @PopBase.23h First poster for 'Emily In Paris' Season 5. Premiering December 18th. CIAO ROME. CIAO PARIS. ANETFLIX SERIES EMILY IN PARIS ONLY ON NETFLIX DECEMBER 18 291 9.7K 136K 3.5M
Jelena @Feralfairy13. 13h G... And they say romance is dead Jelena @Feralfairy13 . 1 18h My bf sent me flowers, and my dad goes what are you gonna do with flowers? When was seeing girls back in the day, bought them a bag of potatoes. At least you can do something with potatoes 75 3.1K 57K du 1.1M
ashley ray @theashleyray 12h ... driver didn't like that i was singing along to chappell roan so he switched to a rock station but i know nickelback too b** ch 76 6K 106K 794K
staxxx @papiwontmiss . 22h ... I told my daughter come here chunky monkey. and she said ok fat rat. I'm so offended 130 1.1K 26K 259K
s ... Veryultraviolet! @veryultraviolet - 15h my professor just gave me a 0 on my final project because he didnt know how to open a ZIP FILE GIF 421 5.4K 179K del 1.7M
Stunna @wentsickomode.22h s ... he gon have to rent out an arena for dis Ezzy @ezzyskii Dec 6 Nick Cannon says he's preparing to start introducing his kids to their siblings X FO FOX DAILY DL LOUD Est 2012 FOX X الواج FOX FOX 129 4.6K 91K 1.2M
Brett Meiselas @BMeiselas 12h S ... You should always read your script out loud before you give your speech MT MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch 12h Trump: For miners-do we love miners? I love miners! PERSI BIG SI - PA them 0:00 PRESIDENT OF THE SEAL OF THE STATES UNITED BIGGER PAYCHECKS 123 1.1K 12K 319K
jay @kendallhosseini 1 16h G ... love the idea of someone who doesn't know who they are reading the morning paper just thinking the most beautiful couple in the world just dropped Ara @lefilmara 18h Did A24 actually placed an engagement announcement in The Boston Globe as part of the film's marketing? Engagements nice MEREDITH and her hurbands e closer and Ingress WIEE manipulative ade you step sup as close before ber T of getting does 4 ou taking DEL some do - this year, what rd consider and B- sending megift aftermath texting ming me 9 do some at you describe eems togo beyond I think something
emmie. @emeraldappul.20h G ... the only good option ToonHive @ToonHive 20h TH Tubi jokingly joins the bidding war to buy Warner Bros. for $36. Tubi Follow tube @Tubi tubi raising the bid to $36 The Onion @TheOnion 18h Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros. theonion.com/plex-submits-3... 7:23 PM 0 0 Dec 25 24 4.4K 87K 1M
Mara @wydmara.22h s ... D ** n twin you bought this from God???? JR @ResilienceX3 Dec 9 You can never have too many pairs 197 2.8K 30K del 775K
Aspen goes birding @birdmoder . 10h G ... I did not know that you could draw on images doordashers send to you and I didn't know it would send the drawing back Frut en Received 2 min ago That looks fantastic Delivered now 4046 - 22 123 6.1K del 71K
jsmn @spunnnchbob 21h ... im eyes 8:41 5G All (50+) You're eyes 47 230 22K del 200K
s ... Virgbert West: V-Animator @veanimator 11h i once broke a bank receptionist's brain because i showed up for an appointment and couldn't check in for it with the qr code because my phone's camera was shattered. he didn't know what to do. i asked him to just go let the lady know i was there. he said that wasn't possible old people online @OldEldersonline Dec 8 Dad> How was lunch? I left. they had those checkerboard code menus. I'm a 76 year old man. I'm trying to eat a cheese burger while I have time left on this earth.
Chris Koerner @mhp_guy.20h ... Someone please help. My wife has threatened to divorce me if I can't get at least 33 people to buy the same egregiously expensive 40 foot Santa that I bought off Amazon with my affiliate link. It's the only way I'll make my money back. 0:29 398 125 4.9K 2.2M
S ... Melian Refugee @escapefrommelos . 20h no bro trust me, this toxic nonstick is different, its safe cause it has like, ridges bro people will do anything and fall for any gimmick instead of just using a stainless steel pan 0:02 From Nahuel Hilal-TattooGuy 365 415 8.9K del 3.8M
s ... I Don't Know Her @I_Dont_Know_Her 1 16h I cannot get my head around people who have tiny living rooms having a massive TV and sofa. What the Prison cell is going on? R TikTok @the.rb.series 0:04 211 76 2.8K del 1.7M
taoki @justalexoki 22h s... taoki @justalexoki Dec 9 bro is so tired of my S**t ChatGPT 5.1 he what's the actual question. 106 4.6K 77K 4.3M
+++++ fer @scatt3rbr4in 11h G ... They're not letting me quit since the client was at fault Im ** +++++ fer @scatt3rbr4in . 15h I rage quit my job by yelling f**k you, I'm out to a client 247 3.6K 142K 3M
@NevilleVoda. 18h s ... ozefic Stage reveal ورية temu_serbia_official TEMU Expand Story ESC Discord @ESCdiscord20h = The stage for #Eurovision 2026, designed by Florian Wieder, will be revealed next Tuesday, 16 December. 11 318 17K 351K
@Dexerto 3h Dexerto ... Tourists to the US would have to submit five years of social media history under new Customs and Border Protection plans Visitors on the ESTA program would also need to submit a selfie LES TE ST UNITED UN BORDER U.S. CUSTOM 544 1.6K 7.4K del 739K
a @aallleeexxxxxx1. 2h ... just did a sudoku puzzle so fast on the train that the old man sitting behind me tapped me on the shoulder, gave me a thumbs up, and said nice job young lady 7 110 4.8K 28K
AverageHarry @harrynotaverage 15h O ... i like watching a plane movie and the actors get on a plane like yes olivia coleman and benedict cumberbatch we are all on a plane having a drink :)i love you guys New medication of et Aegla masted of German and Pilars and mais - EXPLORING CERVEZA INTERNACIONAL PREMIUM THE WORL SanMiguel 12 157 4.2K 25K
Evie @EFCevie 4h ... finding out jk rowling huffs sharpies at the big age of 60 explains everything J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling - 6h Are you even human if you don't have a good deep sniff of a Sharpie before writing with it. 95 1.9K 36K 454K
Levi @WittyLevi. 8h ... Dad is typing... Dad is typing... Dad is typing... Dad is typing... Dad: 573 8.3K 55K del 1M
S ... gill @contactabrother 17h my uncle posting this while it's his wife's birthday and he has several kids is killing me I need prayer my puppy is missing she all I got ! C Meta A 26 677 17K 139K
@babingtond01.2 21h S ... Babington t told my boss i was going to the toilet but didn't say which one, now i'm at home. GIF inglip.com 99 1.2K 13K du 113K
alex turntine @turntineforwhat 16h ... I wanted to doordash food last night but I made baked potatoes at home like a financially responsible adult and now I'm on the phone with poison control bc the potatoes had solanine and I can't stay out the bathroom so I shoulda just spent the money II GIF 76 590 28K 632K
s ... DUDE Wipes @DUDEwipes . 13h UDE WIPES See you later LC @laurencowling. 20h tears in my eyes. - - Rus S Sizzlin FAJITAS S mous SAUCED CRISPY CRIS DIPPER - hoping sauces $14.65 DONET 1901 BIK - CHEMIN CREPERS - Medel - the - CRAFT BEER - o 55 296 11K 459K
vini @cheevrios 14h G ... honey, we have guests. grab the fine china alee glee Tab glee g ee 25 1.5K 13K del 101K
s ... Megi @reaIsnowhite 12h I've been chasing this high Megi @reaIsnowhite Jan 31 My perfect poached egg 54 4.7K 61K
lily @lil_mermaid 1.22h ... the maniacs who previously owned our house glued tile onto the hardwood floor and then the NEXT maniacs just put vinyl flooring down over the tile but we are on the case POLA 53 273 11K del 114K
juju $ @ayeejuju 19h ... 0 this is what the gangster cats from tom and jerry looked like Izzo M @israeldfirzt. Dec 9 Zendaya in Marc Jacobs 113 1.9K 28K 373K
s ... Nikolaj @nikicaga 20h What makes them men, specifically Susan Hall AM @Councillorsuzie Dec 8 Look at this nonsense-NO-they are gingerbread men!!! Morrisons 16 MINI GINGERBREAD PEOPLE Lightly spiced gingerbread biscuits 100g - EB 2026 S231 22:47 - 391 583 27K 560K

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