39 of the Funniest Tweets from Friday, November 14, 2025

She has the palate of a sick person
39 of the Funniest Tweets from Friday, November 14, 2025

Not all merchandise is created equal. 

South Park is known for their useless merchandise — like talking plush pieces of feces — and Stan’s dad, Randy Marsh, has inspired most of them. The newest Randy-inspired piece of merch, however, was apparently so gross they had to scrap the idea entirely.

In toy company Youtooz’s latest Instagram post, they revealed a new design depicting the Marsh patriarch covered in an unmentionable fluid. Some fans immediately questioned it, asking “Who in their right mind is buying the ‘Randy covered in unmentionable fluid ’ collectible figurine?” while others couldn’t wait to get their hands on it. Either way, Youtooz deleted it as fast as possible.

The controversial toy was based on a scene from South Park’s Season 12 episode where the Marshes are forced to relocate to a refugee camp. That moment quickly became a popular meme, so some fans are a little disappointed they won’t get to own the meme in its physical form.

Luckily, we’ve got more than enough memes on Twitter to keep us going. Today’s funniest include a cigarette party, YouTube being YouTube, and the discovery of an entirely new gender.

Jourdan Lewis @JourdanJD 11h S ... I'm a liar. Jourdan Lewis @JourdanJD Jun 26, 2019 My kids ain't go know what McDonald's taste like. 540 3.3K 67K 3.1M
Respectful Memes @RespectfulMemes - 17h s ... Bruh my canned tuna Comments giancarlomurgio 1w Tape 1, Reply View 4 more replies john.germ 1w Flip the house upside down 6, Reply 20 1.5K 32K del 240K
osama G ... @0ba0sama. 18h Annalise will show up drunk, frame the judge and I'll be home by noon. Judah @bamijuda1.19h you get one chance for freedom, who you hiring? 342 16K 128K 3.4M
s S @sarpovs 19h ... DORA HAS A LAST NAME??? TH ToonHive @ToonHive Nov 13 Happy 35th birthday to the talented Kathleen Herles, the original voice of Dora Márquez and the voice of Dora's mom on the 'Dora' reboot. RA RER SORA the IELORER 393 10K 109K del 2.4M
Kaiji Von Tang @KaijiTang Nov 12 S ... inflation is crazy what do you mean it's a nickel for your thoughts now Pop Base @PopBase. Nov 12 After 232 years, the U.S. mint has made the last Penny. IN GOD WE TRUST LIBERTY 2005 D 51 5.9K 74K del 1M
Mal @maliktheoracle 15h ... This guy wanted me to invite yall to his cigarette party next week smoke a cigarette with me Friday, Nov. 21 2:00PM-2:05PM I'll be by the corner of FREE cig if you RSVP^ Waverly PI. & University PI (21+, I'll check) smoke smoke a cigarette with me 858 16K 196K del 3.1M
S ... MegalodonVT Shark Vtuber @MegalodonVT.23h YouTube... You mean to tell me that you have my tax info and pay me monthly but you can't verify I'm an adult... MV We've changed some of your settings We couldn't verify that you're an adult. Learn more Got it Verify age 399 2K 46K 768K
Nos @turnthenotison 15h G ... The Spotify shuffle conspiracy theorists were right it was actually just playing the same 30 songs over and over Pop Base @PopBase 16h Spotify has updated its Shuffle feature, giving users the option to choose between standard and a fewer repeats mode. Shuffle Pick your preferred Shuffle style. . Learn more about how Spotify Shuffle works. Fewer repeats Randomizes while remembering recent plays, making songs you just heard less likely to repeat soon. Standard Shuffles tracks in a random order; every track has an equal shot, even if that means you hear some tracks more
s ... Sara/Mori Anton Ego's Wife @QwiticBot 14h Some kid got a question right on kahoot and said butter me up cause I'm on a roll! L-Alt EDIT GIF 166 5.6K 82K 682K
JT G ... @jiratickets 19h Family gc discussing the recent northern lights sightings in the Chicagoland area. Had no idea my dad knew ball like that Yesterday 22:27 Mom Drove around. Saw nothing. M Today 10:09 Dad was able to get picture HO НА NA НА D + iMessage 75 1.7K 80K 1.2M
debbie @dm4uz3.15h S ... yeah my gender is Only for Admin Use (Please Do Not Select) What is your legal gender?* Select One Select One Female Male Only for Admin Use (Please Do Not Select) 15 407 6.3K 45K
s ... Casual UK @CasualUK_ 19h IN LOVING MEMORY OF ME I'M NOT DEAD YET JUST SELF CENTRED 4 350 8.7K 52K
@_LXXXVII 23h ... Asked God to refill my pockets after this trip. We got stuck in an elevator at the resort yesterday for an whole hour Anyway, whole stay got refunded. Won't he do it 72 2.3K 39K 417K
G ... j. @cielosiluminado 16h does not allow Al-generated content НЕ SHOULDN'T HAVE SOLD TWITTER GIF II Pop Base @PopBase . 17h Vine is being rebooted under the name diVine, with Diside funding from Twitter's former CEO Jack Dorsey. in Sheet videos Authority momento Human creativity - manto - - - - - The app plans to feature more than 10,000 previously archived Vines and does not allow Al-generated ... 129 18K 263K 6.1M
Power to the People 2 @ProudSocialist • 23h G ... Turns out the mouse was actually a RAT. Pop Base @PopBase Nov 12 85 years ago, Walt Disney became an FBI informant. Не would inform the Bureau on Hollywood figures he suspected were subversive or linked to communism. as DisneyS ALICE in Wanderland 171 6.4K 68K 2.1M
JWOWW '09 G ... @_mossymoss. 22h this is what it looks like when I'm talking to myself. zae @itszaeok Nov 12 this is what i imagine a writers room feels like LA ENTREVISTA DE F XS ROSALÍA NATIONAL 20A20 PBS N NATIONALE of a REVIEW ASO ARD ASAZI GIF II NRR N BR 27 10K 67K del 1M
shai @shaiunterslak 18h G ... happy 'missed another opportunity to create generational wealth' day to those who celebrate:) Open to interviewing at Cursor? Inbox x Summarize this email Michael Truell <michael@c... Tue, Dec 19, 2023, 12:18PM to Michael, bcc: me Hello! My name is Michael, and I'm one of the creators of Cursor. I'm reaching out to see if you'd want to interview for a founding engineer position with us. Cursor @cursor_ai 22h We've raised $2.3B in Series D funding from Accel, Andreessen Horowitz, Coatue, Thrive, Nvidia, and Google. We're also happy to share that Cursor has grown to over
dinosaur @dinosaurs1969.23h s ... 10 Banned Weapons Too Brutal For War 3.9M views 4 + 36K 2.9K Share Download Save 8 219 5.8K del 30K
Insane Content @onlineinsane - 17h G ... Anthony Cuffan . Follow 3d $30 for a burger, im stealing the sign FIVE GUYS 3 110 3.9K del 21K
insane poses @insaneposes. 19h S ... MONEY - - صرية Imussom Villagus was families enci pio cació drumuno el Mache Villano Wiki! Fandom - 9 414 8.9K 63K
aridan @actuallyaridan 17h G ... WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU CREATED IT ? ! batterylow.wav Not Opened Apple could not verify batterylow.wav is free of malware that may harm your Mac or compromise your privacy. Done Move to Bin 16 68 2.7K 43K
Blande @JustBlande. 17h s ... b apparently if you get to the game early enough you get to watch them rehearse player introductions lol Bank of America DIGIS OUR LAIR SALUTE TO SERVICE CAROLINA PANTHERS m Health Coca-Cola 27 0:40 528 Blande @JustBlande Nov 12 P had a crazy weekend and don't even know where to begin 28 224 16K 1.9M
s ... Drake Maye Lover A @drakemayeloverr. 18h Не just doesn't get it 101 в Boss Today 11:49 AM Where are you? Why aren't you at work today?? Drake Maye plays football today But that's not until 8 pm? Did | stutter Delivered 9 182 9.5K 191K
manuel @manwelllb_ 17h s ... hearing your own voice is so crazy like I really sound like that I'm sorry everyone II GIF 179 31K 177K , 1.4M
s ... Reddit Reposts @redditrepostss . 14h r/lies 4m ... I caught a big fish 5 261 7.4K del 41K
s ... Internet Slop @GimmickSlop 13h Thought I went colour blind for a second reece @reeces Haven't unlocked that part of the shop yet Posted in r/meme by u/Barinski04 reddit 203 3.8K 16K
skanks @skanks17.21h s ... Gotta start paying more attention to group chats bc turns out this bachelor party is in San Antonio AA2471 ON TIME Your flight to Austin Boards at 10:20 AM Term. -- Gate B16 Allow Live Activities from American? Don't Allow Allow American Airlines Today at 10:20 AM 49 73 12K 659K
mimi @amamiswirl. 15h s ... myTherapist Let me use The staff restroom and ? EMPLOYEES MUST STOP CRYING BEFORE RETURNING TO WORK 46 1.9K 49K 495K
Wild Sentences @WildSentences 22h G ... BURGER KING NOW HIRING CLOSERS APPLY INSIDE I'm going to steal the C 14K 361 comments 1.5K share Like Comment Send Share Mildred My grandson works at this location. Please, remove the с from the sign like Reply 333 1 105 3.1K 16K
Insane Content @onlineinsane.2 21h S ... 5,921 comments X Memes I was on a plane and someone in first class barked at me 2-18 Reply 70.7K View 195 replies been in first class once i barked at people 2-18 Reply 124.4K View 349 replies 2 136 4.1K 17K
insane poses @insaneposes . 2 22h D... MONEY - Lil Trumps almost ripe 4 273 6K 43K
Internet Slop s... @GimmickSlop.21h What does it look like I do for a living Jalen Skutt @JalenSkutt solve mysteries with a dog 7 463 10K 48K
weird text messages @memetexts. 19h ... 3:30 88 5 Text Message Today 3:23 PM hello this is your uber driver i'm here i love you what i love you 2 23 1.1K del 7.1K
insane internet comments @cursedcommentss - 21h s ... Mfs was dying like crazy and doctors was just pulling up with crazy drip + 440.1K Search: plague doctor meme x 1,526 comments just a chill guy ah, you'll live...this balenciaga btw 11h Reply 41 6K 1 443 7.8K 35K
chaotic memes @memechaotic - 17h G ... When you try to be mysterious and nonchalant at the airport but your mom is a temu victim 6 306 12K 88K
O ... Images Al Could Never Recreate @imagesaicouldnt. 21h Mom 10:06 PM M How's the job search going? Mark as read Reply Coming up night are BOMIE Blue Bloom than BONK then some more, than SONHE more. more, 1:09:26 / 2:46:33 Bloons TD Battles > Agents Round Mode ABE Rank 10 85 XP Hard 20 10 The ACTUAL History of Bloons 19M views 2y ago ...more OrangE 199K Subscribe 253K Share Remix Downloa 13 249 4.8K 39K
madi scatorccio @clarkexravenx. 16h s ... just found out that the best greek restaurant i've ever eaten at that i found on doordash last year and ordered from multiple times is actually from the cafeteria of a hospital GIF II 104 881 48K 561K
G ... Donavan Spencer @DonoGenesis Nov 13 I want my credit Sour Patch Kids @SourPatchKids Joined Mar 12, 2010 De 177K Followers Apr 8, 2021 Hear me out, you already have strawberry and watermelon. What if you made a few more fruit ones and then sold a bag of the mixed and called it sour Patch Mixed fruit basket 3:25PM Apr 10, 2021 Now that's a sweet idea, Donavan! We'll share it with the Patch 3:16PM Sweet! Thanks for answering! I'm eating the watermelons right now! 3:17PM Sour Patch Kids @SourPatchKids Sep 4 i am so talented SOUR PATCH Fruits
abbie st5 spoilers! @bowieonfilm.20h s ... let's swap jackets no one will notice 14 454 30K 324K

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