36 of the Funniest Tweets from Monday, November 10, 2025

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36 of the Funniest Tweets from Monday, November 10, 2025

Every headline about Pete Davidson has the potential to become a punchline.

Davidson returned to the ‘Weekend Update’ desk last Saturday, more than three years after he departed SNL. Throughout the segment, he joked about his rumored financial troubles for buying a ferryboat, saying, “In case you're wondering why I had to do a show in Saudi Arabia, we’re losing millions on this ferry.”

At one point, he even took a jab at Lorne Michaels. 

“If Lorne Michaels has taught us anything, it’s that you never, ever give up — even if everyone says your time has come and Tina Fey is ready to take over for you.” To soften the blow, Pete quickly turned the joke back on himself.

As he said, “Sometimes the news just makes things seem worse than they are.” 

Luckily, people on Twitter never get tired of writing their own headlines. Today’s funniest posts include an ironic private flight, why the brain is so fascinating, and a once-in-a-lifetime stick.

 

Klark s ... @KnightClawk 22h i'm crying why is your dog anonymous Vaelor @vaelor0 23h Gf out of town for the weekend = dog on tha counter 375 9.7K 233K 3.8M
selim @npcselim 22h ... Unknown number calls and expects me to talk first, welcome to breathing competition mf. 160 8.7K 68K 753K
vish @vishmahto . 23h ... i read somewhere... no you didn't. you watched a reel. don't worry, i watched the same one as well... 40 1.7K 21K 159K
tabitha arnold @thetolerantweft. 19h s ... when you've never washed dishes in your life TechGeek Tesla @JonBbC_TechGeek - r Nov 7 These are the coolest mugs ever! THE В RI COM 221 2.8K 106K del 2.1M
s ... inqilãb @tastefullysaucy 18h World leaders on their way to a climate conference to tell you to take shorter showers WeGotitBack T @NotFarLeftAtAll Nov 17 Prince William preparing his speech whilst travelling to COP30 in Belém, Brazil on a Private Jet... 61 10K 95K 1.3M
parks @parkersity_9.21h ... welcome to college. where every single person is smarter than u except for the 3 people in ur group project 118 2.7K 35K 241K
Punch Cat @PunchingCat - 16h S ... xx married kids charging my cats fish 37 2.6K 33K 348K
ellie @toptism 18h G ... her name is mia GOTH for a reason best of mia goth @gothfiles 21h mia goth was made for the gothic genre GIF II 79 12K 194K del 2.2M
nico @fa1segods 16h G ... imagine my fucking face when i realized who this was Mikey @NaughtyKp Nov 8 Orlando Bloom's new gf dressing up as Katy Perry in her space costume. 16h rachellynomatthews ORIGIN 28 573 51K del 7.1M
@peteyburn 10h s ... Petey Failed the bar exam for the 2nd year in a row. $140k in debt. Ichiran Ramen with Coca Cola Coca-Co - 298 597 16K del 324K Petey : @peteyburn Apparently I failed the bar exam on the same day as Kim Kardashian 9:15 AM Nov 10, 2025 5,111 Views
Miaw @Miaw 18h Q... 70 2.4K 29K del 267K
Joe Norman @normonics 19h s ... Only one year left on his mortgage @wrowclif Nov 8 Wayne Rowcliffe He's owned this place 49 years. 66 PEP 29 1K 41K 543K
highprogressive @highprogressive 13h ... Funniest part of this is actually him saying  out loud instead of using his name. Асуп @Acyn . 13h Trump getting booed at the Commanders game NORTHWEST STADIUM LANDOVER, MD LIVE I 6:02 PM ET FOX WS 0:16 THE BIG WEEKEND SHOW ET 107 1.4K 24K 465K
@ratlimit @ratlimit 14h G ... Thank you for sharing? Mine didn't. studio.buymeacoffee.com/... Members Levels Settings This membership has been cancelled. Reason for cancellation My financial situation changed. Payment details Joined Date May 18, 2025 Cancelled Date Nov 9, 2025 Level ratlevel Amount $5.00 (Cancelled) 26 63 5.8K 455K
GL DiVittorio Ah yes, the tireless work of printing out and giving Trump color copies of his @gldivittorio 14h own tweets - - - - - - - - S ... / - Chocolate I I January - - | - - / - VIX GOLM - 1 the - - what - - | - wide - Mani Flores i - | MADE - Expires barchars - - - - - - MIC | F The when - - Markwayne Mullin which - Action - supers - house - - : a up - . Communication محمد - -
ACCOL JetSetLadio @JetSetLadio 15h G ... I imagine holding a giant selfie stick really ruins the whole old timey aesthetic @wolffdew Dec 11, 2024 The Cooking Lady I wish this was still the standard.. now people are wearing pajamas outside TikTok с brendanmurrayy 0:14 67 1.2K 61K 742K
wiLL @willfulchaos.18h s ... okay so there's a 56 year old ORPHAN here 4F DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm.20h 'ORPHAN 3' has begun filming. 24 The film is titled 'ORPHANS' 443995 OrPHAN 13 2.3K 32K 547K
riri @litraerii 16h G ... assuming there are 365 days in a year WOULD BEYONCE GIF Don King @ThisMista Nov 9 How does someone read 300 books?Assuming there are 365 days in a year, all factors constant, this person reads one book per day. x.com/ofthevolsci/st... 50 866 19K 441K
s ... King Sukuna @king_Sukunaaa.20h those peas look like if someone melted the green soldiers from toy story Lustrae @lushtrae 20h British cuisine. Best in the world. 103 2.2K 43K 463K
keeping up with wally @sincerelywally . 2 21h ... She's so successful because she's not afraid of failure, especially publicly. A beast! POP Pop Crave @PopCrave Nov 8 CRAVE Kim Kardashian reveals on her Instagram Stories that she didn't pass the California bar exam. kimkardashian 30m ... X Well_I'm not a lawyer yet, I just play a very well- dressed one on TV .. Six years into this law journey, and I'm still all in until I pass the bar. No shortcuts, no giving up- just more studying and even more determination Thank you to everyone who has supported and encouraged me along
Jane Altoids @staticbluebat.22h ... Homer Simpson usually has all of this happen in a single 22 minute episode Morbid Knowledge @Morbidful Nov 7 In 1998, Bill Morgan was dead for 14 minutes, revived, and woke from a 15 day coma then won a $30k car in the lottery. While recreating the moment for TV, he won $250k. DEV Sample 66 0:26 18 1.7K 31K 488K
$lap s ... @slvppy 13h letting the bathroom air touch your food is diabolical dior t @deeore5 14h watching the new predator movie A Q Я O АВЕЯ bEb21 62 402 8.8K 110K
staxxx @papiwontmiss 23h ... My toddler asked if we could go to the zoo today and I said, I can't see that happening then she literally left the room and came back with my glasses. 125 1.5K 17K 153K
wormbuxx @kayteterry 18h ... This cursed thought popped into my head and I'll never unsee it now 77 950 14K del 177K
IVY S @Iamivy05 - 1 17h ... how tf a computer gone ask me if i'm a robot bitch you da robot A @luvblessingz. 17h weirdest thing that gets you angry? 56 1.5K 12K 157K
G ... @toshi0ps 19h Sticks like this only come around once in a lifetime, I'd keep that shi for the rest of my life Everything Out Of Context @EverythingOOC Aug 8, 2024 Unbelievable 41 952 16K 133K
Jett @iky_fwjett.2 21h ... The human brain is so fascinating, it operates 24/7 from the day we were born and only stops when you're writing an exam or talking to someone attractive 75 3.4K 28K 195K
s ... kelsie @iPad_Latino 16h Don't call it this please I'm just trying to get anti nausea don't rope me in with the bum people APS APID AD ELIE We can h SNIFFLES with more th Zyrtec kids - BUM + F FOR TUM micorette the 24 95 2.8K del 36K
Jenni s @hashjenni 20h ... There are literally 6 movies on why this is a bad idea E Entrepreneur @Entrepreneur . . Jun 16, 2015 Scientists Say They Can Recreate Living Dinosaurs Within the Next 5 Years entm.ag/1R51yQS by @Geoff_Weiss 22 222 1.8K 37K
Old Hollow Tree @OldHollowTree. 17h O ... The chicken coop is really giving low budget horror film vibes tonight. 285 1.6K 36K 312K
IV Minga @KillaMinga 19h ... you be fighting for ur life financially then all your toiletries run out at the same time 32 971 8.6K 72K
G ... CallBigBro @callbigbro 16h I suck at hiding gifts. An hour later i be like you wanna see what I got you 7 798 3.6K 63K
s ... alyssa marie angel @virgoshordie 22h why would you want ur baby to smell like black opium @baniyah_ Nov 8 my baby only 1 & her perfume collection so >>>> 89 1.2K 22K 458K
Tolu Lope @_iamtolulope. 8h s ... This is not even a meme 60 ac Range - 40 . 100 209 20 120 @scrizzapp Left SKM .. Right MAR - MAP - B - BO - = Newport New DL 262 1.1K 6.9K 400K
Jaden @ykbjaden 19h ... HILLA 23 Parents be like I don't have a favorite and then use one of your siblings birth dates as password 49 185 1.9K 22K
RIHPRINT s ... @therihprint . 19h How did she manageto pull THE Gates, THE Oprah & THE Zuckerberg at her birthday party? Are the Kardashians really this powerful? Sayid @SayidMet. Nov 9 Jay-Z, Oprah, Tyler Perry, Zuckerberg, Gates couple of the billionaires at that party. how do you even secure this kind of A-list party with that many high-profile celebs? guess only Bezos' mansion can pull that off. Kris Jenner 70th Bday party. 398 617 8.7K 1M

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