35 of the Funniest Tweets from Tuesday, December 2, 2025

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35 of the Funniest Tweets from Tuesday, December 2, 2025

Maybe everything is just one massive ad, after all.

Perhaps Jimmy Fallon has found a way to save late-night shows? It’s no surprise that The Tonight Show has basically become an ad for all of Fallon’s extracurricular projects — from his On Brand series to, now, some truly ugly Christmas ornaments.

Every segment of the show seems to have a sponsor. Just last night, they aired a brand-new bit: the Amazon Five-Star Theater Challenge in partnership with Amazon. A bit redundant. The entire game is built around guessing what you can buy from the online retailer.

But it’s no news that the late-night talk format is going through a rough patch. With ratings dropping, it hardly makes sense to produce — or even pay for — shows that expensive. So maybe Fallon chopping vegetables with the latest KitchenAid gadget is just a way to keep the show alive through sponsorships.

Though it might look like a sell out, it’s all part of keeping the show's lights on.

And speaking of big shows, Twitter is always there to entertain. Today’s funniest include a puke machine, an extra-long run, and a three-year-old therapist.

maia arson crimew @awawawhoami 22h ... they really did run it the old fashioned way РОО Po* Crave @P*o_Crave Nov 29 CRAVE The 97 year old NYC diner that still serves their Coke the old fashioned way has been shut down after owners were arrested for allegedly laundering over 2.3 million dollars. AMERICAN DINER e ENTRANCE erican 19 CITY OF FAIRFAX POLICE 97 year old NYC diner still 48 9K 121K del 1.4M
johnny @bigrackspart7.5 5h g ... the new 4K transfer of mad men on HBO somehow does not have any of the post-production edits added in, which means you get stuff like this where you can see the crew member manning the puke machine after Roger has too many oysters Imao 108 1K 15K 485K
Nyatsimba Mutotesi @timiretimzzy2.8h ... I run every day for 30 minutes, if I miss a day I add 30 minutes to the next day. This has truly been a game changer, tomorrow I'm supposed to run for 3 weeks. 1.5K 10K 72K 1M
Doritos @Doritos 18h s ... Doritos Come on, It'll be fun!!! Whats Your SILLY CHIP NAME Doritos Doritos Doritos Doritos First Name: Your credit card number Date of Birth: The expiration month/year Last Name: The three silly numbers on the back 223 354 3.3K 158K
kira @kirawontmiss . 14h O .. that's literally two words... are they tryna rage bait us? Culture Crave @CultureCrave 16h 'Rage bait' has been named the Oxford Word of the Year 2025 OXFORD Word the Year of 22 rage bait noun Origin: A compound of the words 'rage' (violent outburst of anger) + 'bait' An attractive morsel of food, on the model of the already existing clickbait. 123 1.2K 25K 328K
Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY.2 20h Asking my landlord if he has any cyber Monday deals 5 1K 12K 125K
mae G MONTANNA DAY @fratlukerry1 17h ... THAT DEFEATS THE WHOLE POINT. RN Daily Noud @DailyNoud 20h Parody account Spotify will allow users to customize their top 5 artists and songs in this year's Wrapped for the first time. Exclusive to Premium users. 2025 Wrapped 0:06 Coming soon. 60 12K 286K 9M
Keara Sullivan @superkeara 13h ... They should do a reverse hallmark christmas movie where a small town girl who appreciates the little things in life visits nyc and discovers the true meaning of urban hedonism 124 4.2K 52K 702K
@juniorkingpp . 21h s ... he barks sometimes but that's because he's bilingual Cjay @ced_jayy.23h Im selling a baby deer hmu 99 5.1K 50K 616K
Cian G ... @Cian_McGivern 22h Needing one of these to watch the football Gente 2-45/25J Callum @CaliJ98 Nov 30 New tele installed, just missing the dodgy stick and we're good to go 5 118 6.9K 434K
Bob Golen @BobGolen 23h ... Just rolled a joint. It was my ankle. 331 17K 128K 1.7M
staxxx @papiwontmiss 22h ... I was getting mad in traffic earlier and my 3-year-old looked me in the face and said all you can do is calm down and let the cars go and now I have a therapist. 58 384 8K del 51K
horse dentist @equine_dentist - 15h G ... if you order a mattress from doordash you're actually a terrorist Search DoorDash Delivers by 10:10 AM MATTRESS FIRM® Mattress Firm Closed Schedule ahead $4.99 delivery fee Delivers by 10:40 AM 30 317 10K 96K
microplastics deluxe (limited edition) @irregulargrapes 16h ... in like 4th grade we had to go in-person to a local business to learn how it worked. being a little fatty I chose the local bagel shop and my poor parents had to drop me off at 4:00am to watch the bakers boil bagels in Iye. 14 89 7.8K 53K
G ... jess co2 @IHYSLVT .22h accidentally applied to the same company i got fired from last year and the same hr manager is scheduling and interview with me GIF 84 1.7K 78K 831K
. @wyd_karen1.20h Karen TM zz ... NOOOOOOOO I WANTED TO ASK HIM WHY THE N IS BLACK @utd_multiverse Dec 1 The creator of Nutella, Francesco Rivella, has died on Valentine's Day at the age of 97 nutella 350g 45 144 5.1K 103K
paula @paularambles.9 9h ... employees must be reeling Kalshi Kalshi @Kalshi . 16h JUST IN: Instagram orders employees to be back in office 5 days per week 22 51 1.7K 60K
s ... Grace @graceyldn - 16h Never get tired of this meme. Gets me every time. Look at his little menacing face. chaotic memes @memechaotic Nov 30 Eying his next victim EXIT 25 Gate 15 ISN LIVE 5 GATE CLOSED 7 636 14K 162K
cynomel muncher @cynomel 13h ... Gymony as a kid I had a babysitter that wouldn't stop turning all of our cereal into rice krispie treats. my mom would come home and be like oh great all the froot loops are rice krispie treats now cool Eli @rats7.Nov 30 you don't have to use rice krispies btw 72 1.7K 73K 1.6M
The Ginger Swindler (superbowl champ) @lilydsmith - 18h ... big first day back at work vibes today This is your headline now This is the body text 6 108 6.3K 57K
G ... @eIsbangs 22h yeah nobody's calling u that Pop Base @PopBase.2 23h Millie Bobby Brown reveals she has changed her name after marrying Jake Bongiovi: It's just Millie Bonnie Bongiovi, that's it. Millie Bon Bon. ... 29 476 22K 341K
Cera Gibson @CeraGibson 18h G ... I would end a relationship or even a friendship if I found out they were using Chat GPT to talk to me. Jemima @thisismeeema Nov 28 When he ask why I love him but I've already hit my Chatgpt limit GIF II 82 4.4K 51K 512K
s ... @cryst6ls s.20h new job just fired me bc they didn't end up needing ppl GIF @cryst6ls Nov 13 just secured another job tf x.com/cryst6is/statu... GIF 22 109 6.3K del 276K
diana @4995s 18h S ... saw somebody in my mentions who was born the year joined twitter GIF 206 2.4K 116K del 2.4M
alex @dj_laundryy.20h ... generational post MOIRAI @popularknapsack Oct 25 i have a bowling date so i have created an original character: Amadeus Bovine, he is a professional bowler from a future where the world revolves around bowling Amadeus Bovine World's Greatest Bowler 24 1.2K 29K 629K
O ... Travis Chapman @Travispaints 21h I painted some Prehistoric Sesame Street Chapment 121 2.8K 27K del 271K
miia @miiagarro 20h ... how it feels trying to stop myself from spending money 1 1.3K 9.3K del 95K
s 7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000 - 17h ... This is something a housewife wears to a contentious brunch SNY Giants Videos SMV @SNYGiants 18h Jaxson Dart is ready for his Monday Night Football debut SNY) 0:03 24 374 9.4K del 171K
Mattie @cinemattie . 22h s ... The 2 interrupting the flow of this title got me like GIF 4F DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm. Dec 1 First look at Elijah Wood, Shawn Hatosy, Sarah Michelle Gellar and David Cronenberg in 'READY OR NOT 2: HERE I COME' In theaters on April 10, 2026. 6 48 4.8K 608K
Zeducation @ZeducationYT 22h G ... The fed ex guy funny today DE PACKA HIDE PACKAGES M HUSBA FROM HUSBAND 93. ... @takeCAREforme What package 5 851 40K 188K
@dartgurlie. 6h G ... DammyAyo Me judging people for being addicted to their phone after my phone battery dies. GIF 39 699 5.5K del 47K
Conán Doherty @ConanDoherty y.20h O ... We've conveniently arranged all our products for your sore back on the bottom shelf Olbas Zivier - - OF KAME e $7.00 €7.00 €7.00 Tesco .. 65 $7.75 $7.99 €6.00 4.99 €12.00 - - Rennie GAVSCOM . adidas GAVISCON de TE G Rennie GAVISCON Centos GAVISCON EXTRA 1 - - SCON Milk of AMECO Magnesia HITE SAVISCO GAVISCO SAVISCO SAVISCO GAVISCON - - GAVISCON man SAMI M NAME M 6.19 €6.19 $7.50 6.25 Chapper DANE Al CA 00 DE Tesco <11 00 Teaco Tesco 15.25 - DO 14.29 - Tesco Tech - cheque
The Real Rodney Lacroix @RealRodLacroix - 20h ... Apple Watch: Congrats! You're reached your stand goal for the day! Me : Cool. 11 54 1K 8.4K
Not Bald @fadecorner. 14h s ... Не made a business decision Im **0000 himothy!! @BoatsNHoespt2.22h I ordered a reclining chair and fedex dropped it at the bottom of the stairs I'm on the third floor and it's 179 lbs 40 1.1K 33K 800K
@ilovewikipedia a . 17h s... yes sir Your estimated net worth $104.22 Update and track your net worth with Wealth Plan and stay on top of your financial life. ? Go to Wealth Plan 21 193 6.4K 47K

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