23 Funny Demetri Martin Tweets

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23 Funny Demetri Martin Tweets

While we may not hear from Demetri Martin as much as we did a decade ago, he’s still going strong touring as a stand-up, and even had a new Netflix special last year. He’s not quite as active on Twitter as he used to be, which is unfortunate, since he regularly tweeted a mix of sharply written jokes and hilariously simplistic drawings. Here’s hoping that someday we get more like these.

Demetri Martin (That... @... Jan 9, 2023 ... The umbrella. Named perfectly for people who aren't sure, at first. 5 36 380 43K
Demetri Martin (That... @... Nov 3, 2022 ... I think it's cool the way flash mobs came and went so quickly as a phenomenon. 8 35 368
Demetri Martin (That... @. Sep 23, 2022 0 ... My car has tinted windows, but don't judge me. It's just from dirt. 3 4 76
Demetri Martin (That... @.. Aug 25, 2022 ... Why no tandem motorcycles? 8 17 127
Demetri Martin (That... @... May 9, 2022 s ... It's Monday morning. My seventh favorite morning of the week! 3 23 193
Demetri Martin (That... @... May 5, 2022 ... May the fifth also be with you. 13 61 439
Demetri Martin (That... @.. Mar 10, 2022 ... Survey: Win $1,000,000 51.2% Get mauled by wolves 48.8% 1,838 votes Final results 15 13 41
Demetri Martin (That... @... Feb 4, 2022 ... Me in college, sadly. Even 1 hate this guy. 5 6 201
Demetri Martin (That... @... . Jan 17, 2022 ... It's a brawl, sort of. Puppeteer Fight 2 11 123
Demetri Martin (That... @... . Jan 11, 2022 ... Superhero flying through flock (just to be a dick) 2 15 211
Demetri Martin (That... @.. Dec 24, 2021 G ... Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas: the Christmas song with the most condescending sounding title. 9 58 577
Demetri Martin (That... @.. Dec 21, 2021 ... MEGA ULTRA IMAX WITH NEW 4D VECTOR TECHNOLOGY FEATURENG IMMERSIVE SURROUND SOUND I NYPER HD VIRTUAL REALITY wow ! ! Meh. 3 10 156
Demetri Martin (ThatD... @... Dec 7, 2021 ... Yeah, I agree. The powers are great, but the 'helping people' part gets old pretty fast. 2 6 153
Demetri Martin (That... @.. Nov 18, 2021 ... A friend is on the way. Air Holes FRIEND. TM 1 8 95
Demetri Martin (That... @... . Oct 31, 2021 ... Happy Halloween. Bucktooth Vampire (Rare) 3 23 327
Demetri Martin (That... @...Oct 28, 2021 ... Z 2 16 198
Demetri Martin (That... @.. . Aug 20, 2021 ... Oh my God. 9 97 1K
Demetri Martin (That... @... Aug 9, 2021 S ... 2 The candy that is also an instrument. candy maracas = Tic Tacs 5 63 588
Demetri Martin (ThatD... @... - Jul 2, 2021 ... 6 14 225
Demetri Martin (That... @.. Feb 20, 2019 ... Just a reminder to remember that thing you didn't want to forget. 19 243 833
Demetri Martin (That... @... Nov 1, 2018 ... demetrimartin.com Witch Cleaning Up 2 30 255
Demetri Martin (That... @... Nov 3, 2018 ... I hope someone can remind me to vote. 37 391 1.7K
Demetri Martin (That... @... Nov 11, 2018 ... demetrimartin.com God's Camel Mold 3 68 495

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