48 of the Funniest Burns from the Week of October 27, 2025

Someone teach him how to pose
48 of the Funniest Burns from the Week of October 27, 2025

If people thought Ghostface was scary, they might want to look at the backlash to Scream 7

This week, the trailer for the newest installment of the horror franchise dropped, and given the thousands of negative responses, it’s clear that fans still haven’t forgiven or forgotten the unfair firing of Melissa Barrera

In response, they’re calling for a boycott, roasting the new movie, and posting spoilers to keep people from going to the theater. 

Don’t worry, they found time to roast other worthy victims. Others who got roasted this week include the former Prince Andrew, Sydney Sweeney’s bob, and the fortitude of Glen Powell. 

Auri Ren saw diru LA @nesrenie 23h O ... Restaurant gave me free cheesecake I asked why the waiter said he felt bad for me 56 884 23K del 226K
KYLE @thekillakay_ - 22h ... FanDuel don't care if someone dies on the field they not voiding shit 153 2.6K 27K del 690K
mattie lubchansky @Lubchansky 17h ... i i should be able to click a button at the beginning of a sports season that says i'm normal and i don't get served any ads for crypto or gambling 39 1.9K 39K del 401K
s ethical hater @DijahSB . 21h ... I don't have time for this POP CRAVE Pop Crave @PopCrave - Oct 26 Katy Perry & Justin Trudeau are officially dating. 18 771 15K 348K
The Only Living Dead Girl in New York @missjellinsky 17h ... I dated a guy who did this to dress up as hunter S Thompson for halloween and it never grew all the way back in serge daney mcbride @abs_sweetmarie - Oct 25 2.2M Am I a bad mum for 10.9K letting my son cut his hair like Mr Burns? 50.1K 116 897 53K 2.3M
G @grovymango Oct 25 grovy ... My crush is losing interest in me! French onion soup 88 2.4K 59K del 719K
+ @galaxylover06.17h O ... Robby My roommate constantly complains that it's too cold so I made this image out of so MUCH spite That one friend that's too Cold it's so cold! 237 6.1K 89K del 946K
the heart @Fredward3948576-21h ... she is having her way with me by not having me at all 16 1.1K 9.9K del 135K
Molly @FSUmollz 18h ... Brian Kelly didn't get fired when he killed a kid, but got fired after three SEC losses. It just means more 138 2K 39K 2.2M
S Harrison Faigen @hmfaigen 14h ... The worse his hair looks the better you know he played. jeanie @jeaniezk.- 14h the hair LOS ANGELES UCLA He AKERS S LAL DEF. SAC 127-120 PTS FG 3-PT REB ANGELES AUSTIN ERS REAVES 51 12/22 6/10 11 CAREER HIGH 18 530 17K 414K
zo @b1tesnails Oct 25 G ... They've been doing this to me everyday for the last three months 29 3.7K 19K 346K
cory @coolmathgame_. Oct 25 ... wife: please just don't say anything stupid me: ok  me after a lull in the conversation: roosters lowkey be waking up early as hell lol them: what me: i said roosters be waking up early 66 3.2K 61K del 879K
s ... collect my manuscript pages @wristbow 9h playing scruples the game where you get asked about moral dilemmas but the version we have is from 1986 and my grandfather just asked me this A QUESTION OF SCRUPLES A QUESTION QUESTION OF SCRUPLES A QUESTION OF SCRUPLES A QUESTION OF SCRUPLES A QUESTION OF SCRUPLES A QUESTION OF SCRU You are a high school principal. Will you hire a competent teacher who is a homosexual? ©1986 М.В. Co. 120 OF SCRUPLES A QUESTION OF SCRUP 237 5 4.2K di 36K
:( @itsoverkitten . 22h ... These adhd mfs be like omg texting people back is SOOOO hard!!! Anyway let me triple text my hallucinationship that left me on read two weeks ago 83 1.4K 13K 232K
katie I formerly @itsmitchmarney @katieonleafstwt.12h ... WETHEWS UNT game four is October 28th bruh so is game three apparently 24 2.3K 34K 445K
ايدا ida @idaxotd Oct 27 S ... reacting to me lying.... 110K views.8 months ago ايدا ida @idaxotd - Sep 30 we're ALL locking in for october we're ALL locking in for october we're ALL locking in for october we're ALL locking in for october 82 23K 205K del 2.8M
soggy broccoli @soggybrocoli Oct 27 ... no one in my family knows how to send an age appropriate gift why did someone just mail my 18 month old a yo-yo? 28 69 3.2K 49K
casey anthony funko pop @homeofsexuals . 20h s ... Noah Cyrus @SexyNoahCyrus3 3h ... These are just regular cookies dyed purple Imao @wandasattorney.1 19h AGATHA COOKIES SECURED!! #AgathaAllAlong x.com/wandasattorney... 3 9 385 spooky casey anthony funko... 3h you wanted magic cookies with powers 1 1 del 28 20 34K 303K 973
@DontBeMascot. 22h s ... @DontBeMascot Oct 26, 2014 5 years. I'd like to be married. At least before 30 452 10K 159K dal 3.8M
S susan penhaligon == @susanpenhaligon Oct 27 ... I had all my teeth in those days Movie Mad Nan. @Moviemadnan Oct 26 Susan Penhaligon, circa in the 70's @susanpenhaligon. I could look at this picture all day, beautiful, cute and sexy. d 363 341 13K del 2.1M
vi @acathario 22h G ... neighbors were gossiping and im noisy so i started listening and they were gossiping ABOUT ME ??? 371 9.2K 341K del 3.8M
O ... e e @yeu_yeu Oct 27 Girl have been texting said she thought i was cute for over a year but never hit me up cause she thought i was gay GIF II 48 162 8.4K 131K
daniela molloy @diandrasdiandra Oct 27 ... don't go sounding like a lib now UPDATES Film Updates @FilmUpdates Oct 27 Sydney Sweeney when asked if she would ever play a James Bond girl: Depends on the script. I think I'd have more fun as James Bond. (variety.com/2025/film/news...) 95 2.2K 111K del 2.3M
Brawl Squirtle @BrawlSquirtle69. 13h ... Beat a guy with TTV in his name so I peeped the stream and he was crying GIF 32 2.3K 42K del 343K
lindsay @myholyrevival Oct 27 ... glen powell's unique combination of frat boy/jock/theatre kid/middle child makes him seemingly entirely immune to embarrassment it's fascinating 2 581 11K del 111K
katie @djowoll_.20h ... the most fun thing you can do as a sports fan is have a truly mediocre athlete that you would die defending 65 1.6K 11K 265K
Jack Dann @JackBDann 19h s ... Kings offense: Just made about 15 servings of the worst pasta i have ever had in my entire life Brenden Nunes @BrendenNunesNBA. 20h Per Cleaning the Glass (garbage time filter), 46.6% of Sacramento's FGAs have came from the mid-range-the highest rate in the league. They're well ahead of 2nd place Houston's 39.6%. 4 106 4K 157K
s roey @roeyinreal .21h ... Well you should probably do the math assignment E @reyphobic.2 21h rey doing everything but this damn math assignment U 10 bliw vd sent 180 92K 10 5.8K
Mia @love__bug.23h s ... sometimes i dress up as my ex and start sobbing 7,582 to pretend like shes mourning the 108 relationship 3,528 granny_hammie Follow ... its how i cope ... 20K 40 1.1K del 210K
@wkndupdater. 19h G ... graye been thinking abt this photo all day and it finally hit me. he's posed exactly like a pre-wwii yearbook photo SATURDAY NETWORK NIGHT.... @thesnlnetwork.Oct 28 Saturday Night Network Replying to @thesnlnetwork Ben Marshall 132 15 7K 162K
nat @natsinctrl 17h G ... is he even okay?!?! Ty Woosley @tywoosley23 Oct 27 April to current for my client MacGregor. As DJ Khalid would say-ANOOTHAAAA ONE 201 854 34K 1.8M
Hamoodi @Kurta_of_Heart. 17h S ... white people scared to sit next to a Muslim on a plane but then do shit like this Dexerto @Dexerto 20h A TikToker has gone viral after recording himself crawling into the den of a hibernating bear 64 7.7K 136K del 2.5M
Do It Lady @iAmShav. 22h ... As fuck Imao Sathickums @sadie_deedee Oct 28 I love a lil turbulence on a flight. A quick stomach drop. A slight thrill. am I crazy? 78 4.7K 40K del 1M
WIR SUCHEN DICH @oldfashiondiner - 18h s ... It's cup city over here Elo @luvshelo Oct 26 Parody account If you ever think about a woman with lust, it's already cheating - Justin bieber sagree. it just takes years of practice to 1 bro why 3k views ue hablan soy de boca test: Word ДУБ mmhmm mmhmm JB back needed a minute after prayer АТЕШН 49 1.7K 52K del 1M
Overthinking Hedonist @charlotter_yder-23h G ... did this with my college boyfriend and it freaked him out so much when he caught on that he made me sit in front of a mirror and say I am beautiful and worthy of love ten times and cried Andrea D. Huberwoman, Ph.D. @thegenesisbl0ck Oct 28 This is why you've got to keep staying sexy as a girl. Set your alarm to wake up before him so that you can fix your hair and makeup and wake up next to him looking like a goddess in your push-up bra. Don't ever get comfortable! x.com/IterIntellectu...
Nubble @Nubblenubble 20h ... The fuck?? Hinge Show less X 6m ago shayla: man fuck it H 6m ago H shayla matched with you! 463 3.8K 127K del 4.3M
Chris Hay @AlsikkanTV 5h O ... is she being styled by fox news Page Six @PageSix 5h Page Six Sydney Sweeney sparks fury among World Series fans with Fox intro ahead of Game 4: 'Who invited you?' trib.al/UpQYO3D TREINEN 10 SHEEHAN 80 37 281 10K 187K
chlo @_cosmicangst Oct 28 S ... This is like finding out your aunt is divorcing her abusive husband 4F DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm Oct 28 Disney is leaving their partnership with 'DOCTOR WHO' The BBC says the show will return with a Christmas special in 2026. DOCTOR WHO Disney+ 71 3.1K 40K 669K
Mark @AgingRanchHand. 6h ... Uber sends notifications like hey want to take an Uber right now? No thanks, buddy. It's more for when I need to go somewhere 4 243 4.2K 22K
Corn Purist @CornPurist. 3h O ... Conservative inability to distinguish commercials from reality now extends to thinking Grey Poupon is an expensive luxury item because of the limo commercial from the 80s C3 @C_3C_3 . C Oct 28 I mean come on. Best Seller Grey Poupon Dijon Mustard, 10 oz. Squeeze Bottle 10 Ounce (Pack of 1) Options: 6 flavors, 6 sizes #1 Top Rated 4.8 (6.1K) GREY 7K+ bought in past month POUPON MADE WITH WHITE WINE $388 ($0.39/ounce) Extra 15% off when you subscribe DIJON SNAP EBT eligible MUSTARD prime 10oz FREE delivery Fri, Oct 31 Add to cart . 857 90
#1 stunky fan @BIGHEAVYSWORD . 17h G ... im sorry this is fucking crazy normal freak @mapletonin . 1 18h chapman's ice cream is pretty good but what the fuck is this packaging who designed this. this is why canadians get made fun of. GLUTEN Cent 106 fee American 2L ACE CREAM CRÉME GLACÉE CREAMERY CHAPMANS Mint Chip Brisures et Menthe 98 557 19K 481K
@dreamfyrve.20h O ... jess just became the 25th person on letterboxd to log a film released in 1959 loser... 368 20 18K 246K
A Sted @FishFryShawty . 20h ... Why do you know this Mr. Doubletake @dreadheadthug2 21h lol. Why is KFC's online menu down? 96 2.6K 27K 746K
daniela molloy @diandrasdiandra Oct 29 s ... it's not. it's everything but ? @ exemorph247 Oct 28 Its admirable how much she loved his ugly ass 46 1.1K 31K del 1M
S ... sorry @sticktuno Oct 29 u would've thought i was the boston bomber 233 D Dad> Today 12:50 PM Grandma asked what happened to this kid. I couldn't answer 149 3.1K 151K 3.4M
karran @karrankn Oct 29 G ... IN HELL was insane 9:00 P Replied to your story You are SO damn fine damn thank u Are you Catholic? + um no haha New messages Oh nvm then Enjoy being hot IN HELL 233 6.5K 138K del 1.4M
m*rk @halfreturner Oct 29 S ... Feeling like I am not capable to have any capacity of romantic love. Thai green curry. 28 550 6.5K del 72K
stev @evildeadburn 4h ... Scream 7 looks like the kind of movie that the Scream films would make fun of 47 634 4.5K 62K

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