36 of the Funniest Tweets from Tuesday, October 28, 2025

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36 of the Funniest Tweets from Tuesday, October 28, 2025

Judd Apatow believes there’s a method to Trump’s meme-posting madness, and it’s not what you think.

The filmmaker recently visited the On with Kara Swisher podcast and theorized that Trump’s shitposting isn’t meant to entertain his voter base. Instead, his strategy is to make Democrats lose hope. “I don’t think this meme-ification is based on someone’s instinct. I think there’s think tanks and psychological studies, and everything that’s being done is being done because it has been proven to work as propaganda,” Apatow argued. “I think there’s literally psychiatrists figuring out how you make people lose hope, how you make people think that they can’t win a fight.”

Meanwhile, Jon Stewart is doing his part to keep hope alive — by working on staying at The Daily Show. He admits that it’s a bit of a moral dilemma, given his new network overlords, but he told New Yorker editor David Remnick that regardless of morality, “You don’t compromise on what you do, and you do it until they tell you to leave.” 

Over on Twitter, hilarious people will continue posting until they’re told to leave. Today’s funniest tweets include those about age-appropriate gifts, eavesdropping gone wrong and the best activity for sports fans. 

sophie @kingsoph1e 21h ... Locked in so hard now I'm asexual and employed 73 5.1K 32K 493K
mista jake в @playoffjake 12h ... IS Dodgers pulled out a dude named Will Klein who NO ONE KNEW in like the 13th inning and he threw 5 no run innings in a World Series game LMAOOOO 24 752 18K 333K
John Smith @johnsmithyson0 Oct 27 G ... The New York Times SUBSCRIBE FOR $1/WEEK LOG OPINION GUEST ESSAY I Came to College Eager To Get Zooted on Loud And Get My Back Blown Out. I Found Out I'm a Mid Bitch With Terrible Vibes. March 7, 2022 23 950 275K 17K
Mia @love__bug.23h s ... sometimes i dress up as my ex and start sobbing 7,582 to pretend like shes mourning the 108 relationship 3,528 granny_hammie Follow ... its how i cope ... 20K 40 1.1K del 210K
s roey @roeyinreal .21h ... Well you should probably do the math assignment E @reyphobic.2 21h rey doing everything but this damn math assignment U 10 bliw vd sent 180 92K 10 5.8K
Grande @Sixrande Oct 27 G ... my emotional support dog 262 4K 54K del 563K
S ... J @jtakuz. 16h Chet to Flagg IN EVERY PACK OF CRACKERS THERE IS ALWAYS ONE CRACKER THAT HAS A LITTLE MORE FLAVOR. A CRACKER THAT STANDS OUT FROM THE OTHER CRACKERS. I'm that cracker Niko 7 @nikotaughtyou. 16h Chet Cooper Flagg BLOOD ON THE FLOOR 0:10 9:36 13 701 15K 861K
Jack Dann @JackBDann 19h s ... Kings offense: Just made about 15 servings of the worst pasta i have ever had in my entire life Brenden Nunes @BrendenNunesNBA. 20h Per Cleaning the Glass (garbage time filter), 46.6% of Sacramento's FGAs have came from the mid-range-the highest rate in the league. They're well ahead of 2nd place Houston's 39.6%. 4 106 4K 157K
katie @djowoll_.20h ... the most fun thing you can do as a sports fan is have a truly mediocre athlete that you would die defending 65 1.6K 11K 265K
lindsay @myholyrevival Oct 27 ... glen powell's unique combination of frat boy/jock/theatre kid/middle child makes him seemingly entirely immune to embarrassment it's fascinating 2 581 11K del 111K
Brawl Squirtle @BrawlSquirtle69. 13h ... Beat a guy with TTV in his name so I peeped the stream and he was crying GIF 32 2.3K 42K del 343K
daniela molloy @diandrasdiandra Oct 27 ... don't go sounding like a lib now UPDATES Film Updates @FilmUpdates Oct 27 Sydney Sweeney when asked if she would ever play a James Bond girl: Depends on the script. I think I'd have more fun as James Bond. (variety.com/2025/film/news...) 95 2.2K 111K del 2.3M
notyourdad666 @cherrybomb3r1 Oct 27 O ... White guy at the show tonight kept hitting this and i lowkey get it II GIF 102 3.4K 116K 1.7M
IM grace @poopandpeegrace. Oct 27 ... Really weird everyone is putting 6 and 7 together again knowing their history. 6 must be fucking terrified. You all disgust me 24 2.3K 18K del 179K
keith @kkrocketz. Oct 27 ... i hate to say it honestly but the best thing ever is really smoking weed and laying down 30 1.8K 10K 130K
O ... e e @yeu_yeu Oct 27 Girl have been texting said she thought i was cute for over a year but never hit me up cause she thought i was gay GIF II 48 162 8.4K 131K
chumblings @doschumblings Oct 27 ... today in group therapy i said i want to start advocating for myself and the guy behind me went type shit 116 6K 101K del 1.1M
mike drinks beer DBA jefferey fink @mikehunnidproof Oct 27 S ... soups i coud make = Google Sign in soups i coud make Al Mode All Short videos Vide Images Dine-in Takeout Delivery Open now These are results for soups i could make Search instead for soups i coud make 9 237 4.1K 38K
Ernest Strawfield @FKAGEORGEY.20h ... ants be like boys we drinking bug light tonight 5 327 3K 35K
vi @acathario 22h G ... neighbors were gossiping and im noisy so i started listening and they were gossiping ABOUT ME ??? 371 9.2K 341K del 3.8M
S ... paul @p444444ul Oct 27 dog woke up at exactly midnight last night to bark once and then went back to sleep GIF 13 455 24K 167K
lily @hondacrvthe3rd . 2 20h s ... can't stop laughing @ my doordash delivery picture 17 124 5.5K del 48K
S susan penhaligon == @susanpenhaligon Oct 27 ... I had all my teeth in those days Movie Mad Nan. @Moviemadnan Oct 26 Susan Penhaligon, circa in the 70's @susanpenhaligon. I could look at this picture all day, beautiful, cute and sexy. d 363 341 13K del 2.1M
lost everything betting on the sushi race @unclehaver . 13h ... I would love to be a professional baseball pitcher in the major leagues and the sports announcers say, of me, while I am on the mound, this is what they have left 21 647 12K 209K
@DontBeMascot. 22h s ... @DontBeMascot Oct 26, 2014 5 years. I'd like to be married. At least before 30 452 10K 159K dal 3.8M
Pavlov's hog @worstmichael 21h ... A nurse on Hinge has offered to remove my stitches so I don't have to go back in to urgent care next weekend 8 27 2.7K 29K
Rachel Lapides @rachellapides 15h ... I think this guy is cute but it turns out he has a girlfriend. I look at the girlfriend's Instagram and it turns out she runs a meme page. On the meme page are multiple screenshots of my tweets #feelingawesome 7 37 5.6K del 88K
V. Joshua Adams @vjoshuaadams.20h ... Friend's son (8) informs me that if being a professional baseball player doesn't work out, he is considering a career in poetry. 19 188 6.5K del 53K
Josh Trebach, MD @jtrebach Oct 27 ... one time in college I took an exam thinking wow this is way harder than I expected and the professor walked by and gasped because she'd given me (AND ONLY ME??) an exam from a different course. Every hard exam since I was like IS IT HAPPENING AGAIN? IT CAN'T HAPPEN TWICE RIGHT? 27 997 68K del 877K
casey anthony funko pop @homeofsexuals . 20h s ... Noah Cyrus @SexyNoahCyrus3 3h ... These are just regular cookies dyed purple Imao @wandasattorney.1 19h AGATHA COOKIES SECURED!! #AgathaAllAlong x.com/wandasattorney... 3 9 385 spooky casey anthony funko... 3h you wanted magic cookies with powers 1 1 del 28 20 34K 303K 973
soggy broccoli @soggybrocoli Oct 27 ... no one in my family knows how to send an age appropriate gift why did someone just mail my 18 month old a yo-yo? 28 69 3.2K 49K
ايدا ida @idaxotd Oct 27 S ... reacting to me lying.... 110K views.8 months ago ايدا ida @idaxotd - Sep 30 we're ALL locking in for october we're ALL locking in for october we're ALL locking in for october we're ALL locking in for october 82 23K 205K del 2.8M
art @_artsartsarts 17h a3 ... a zero like tweet is a new school of thought a3 art @_artsartsarts - 17h i get so they off that tequila 1 69 2.3K 77K
Sage @belikesagee Oct 27 ... there has been a british voice in my head saying bit sad innit for the past few weeks. 126 9.9K 51K del 608K
katie I formerly @itsmitchmarney @katieonleafstwt.12h ... WETHEWS UNT game four is October 28th bruh so is game three apparently 24 2.3K 34K 445K
Patrick Comiskey @Comiskey22 . . 21h ... At the Chili's bar at O'Hare. Guy sitting next to me isn't flying anywhere. Lives in the area. Stopped here for a drink. This is, without a doubt, the most insane thing I have ever witnessed. 734 936 40K 3.5M

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