32 of the Funniest Tweets from Wednesday, October 22, 2025

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32 of the Funniest Tweets from Wednesday, October 22, 2025

If you’ve ever listened to Larry David speak and thought “I can’t believe he was able to procreate,” he agrees with you.

On Late Night with Seth Meyers, the Curb Your Enthusiasm star said that he feels bad for his children and “can’t believe” he’s a father. “How can they let someone like me be a father? It’s insane! Shouldn’t there be some sort of psychiatric evaluation before they allow someone to have children?” he ranted to Meyers.

While David questions his actual reality, Suzanne Somers’ husband has no qualms about delving into an artificial one. 

Alan Hamel says he’s worked with a robotics company to create a duplicate of his late wife. According to Hamel, the personality of the “Suzanne A.I. Twin” was created based on “all of Suzanne’s 27 books and a lot of interviews that she has done, hundreds of interviews, so that she’s really ready to be able to be asked any question at all and be able to answer it, because the answer will be within her.” 

As if that wasn’t bleak enough, Hamel claims the robot is so similar to his late wife that he can’t tell them apart. “I’ve been with Suzanne for 55 years, so I know what her face looks like, and when I just look at the two of them side by side, I really can’t tell which one is the real and which one is the A.I.,” he explained.

Thankfully, people on Twitter are able to tell what is and isn’t funny, and they’ve made these hilarious tweets as proof. Today’s funniest include those about a guy who needed attention, a tattoo artist with limits and a natural bus ride.

G Mama Mgeni @findingwairimu Oct 21 ... Curious as to what air means to you.... @ResilienceX3 Oct 20 JR finally learned how to use my air fryer 30 40 SU TRAIR POHP THE 1.2K 38K 561K del 17M
behold the riant anthropoid @spitemeter Oct 21 ... this is exactly what i would say if i ran a colored pencil shop for 30 years and i had no idea where each one of the thousands of pencils was DaVinci @BiancoDavinci Oct 19 This guy has been running a colored pencil shop in Tehran for 30 years. The walls are covered with thousands of pencils, and he's the only one who knows where each one is. 255 8.3K 5.6M 214K
Heisenberg @turakeey_Jr Oct 20 ... My sister don't even touch the brakes while turning, she just turn. 568 4.5K 71K del 1.6M
@vamptact Oct 20 s ... don't come to my house and you sharing your location with 37 people 47 3.8K 40K 473K
:( @azfeelin Oct 21 S ... when i joke about my lore but then i remember 123 40K 204K del 2.1M
:( @azfeelin Oct 21 S ... me when i'm left alone with my thoughts 173 33K 122K del 1.3M
eric @odailybitch.2 21h ... called my dad to tell him the check engine light is on in my car and he told me i should probably have the engine checked bravo GIF 42 1.3K 52K del 509K
G diamond boy @jamonthedon.2 21h ... parole officers: Dave @dvwitdashifts Oct 19 Updating me while you out >>> 176 4.5K 28K del 804K
Melody @Softwarecrow Oct 21 ... i accidentally watched like 3 minutes of the new smiling friends episode in spanish and i didn't question everyone speaking spanish because it just seemed like something they would do 135 5.4K 103K 1.9M
s copycat @pucadots 23h ... In the buses stomach for a more natural and unique ride 59 1.4K 49K 463K
Nina @nocturnologist . 1 18h G ... Here they are I wish Looks pretty bad EVERYONE down there. I could be sure am glad we aborted! were aborted! Napoleon Bonaparte Appreciator @NapoleonBonabot - Oct 20 ABORTED GF Aborted Sister - A third of Generation Z does not exist due to abortion - / - 433 12K 182K del 3.2M
O Turbo Granny @OverACheatah 20h ... Не dont have regular clothes? @ClaudetteGGibs1. Oct 20 Nurses Against Dick Pics. President Biden finished his radiation therapy and rang the bell today. Desclogy incredible doctors, nurses, and stan Medicine at Penn Medicine. We are so grateful! Oncology PennM Radiation Medicine Oneology Penn Radian Medi Oncolo Rad Once Medicine Oncology and Pent العامة EXTINGY Mea Oncolo nn Medicine Derology P CAL Red هي water Medicine Oncology nn Medicine dution Oncelogy adidas Penn Radiatio 422 2.8K 88K del 2.9M
G Mike Nicastro @MikedUpSports1 Oct 20 ... Doctor who Jacob Infante @jacobinfante24 Oct 20 Ahead of Lamar Jackson's potential return against the Bears, I spoke with Provo Lutheran orthopedic surgeon Dr. Gerald Peanus about the injury. The hamstring is crucial to an athlete's mobility, Dr. Peanus told me... 229 1.5K 35K 3.2M
luna @kittyandthemoon Oct 21 G ... Do you have a boyfriend? Yes I do That means we'll have to find him a new girlfriend I want you Brandon @Brandon93Smith Oct 20 Look. I'm 32. There aren't too many good ones left. If she's married, I respect it completely. If she's my age with a 4 year boyfriend, I might go for the steal. ... 73 2.4K 38K 1.7M
S ... @ryuuder Oct 21 ryuu how a burnt out student sees the world: NEED N GO HOME 81 27K 169K del 1.5M
Julio @JulioHashem. 23h G ... 4m ago Babe в Is it what I think it is? Babe 5m ago $10,392.47 out of our в checking account?!? Sports Tickets / Baseball / M.../ / Toronto Blue Jays Toronto Blue Jays World Series Home ... i Fri Oct 24 8:00 PM - Rogers Centre Important Event Info: Capacity: 39,150 Fans in atte... more Switch to Map CA $10,392.47 (CA $8,501.00 Sec 127 . Row 13 + CA $1,891.47 Verified Resale Ticket fees, including taxes) 1.5K 24K 88 981K
Philly Sports Sufferer @mccrystal_alex.23h S ... Never leaving this app Jonathan (Alphasapian) X.com @Jonny142000 How are the blue jays Americas team when they are from Canada? 10:43AM 10/21/25 602K Views 41 63 1 4 Relevant View quotes carl steezer @carlsteez.2h : If the Dodgers played the Taliban I'd be in the crowd wearing a burka 6 23 629 del 18K 138 92K 4.4K del 2.6M
Micah @nicejewishbutch . 2 22h ... I was giggling with my tattoo artist about how his pre-tattoo requirements includes have good personal hygiene and apparently this was put in place bc a polycule came in and they said they can only shower every 72 hours bc they're neurodivergent and he realized enough is enough 41 2K 74K del 1.2M
Riri @galsriri2.20h s ... are you submissive? dominant? I'm Assyrian actually what's that small nation located in northern Mesopotamia between the Tigris and Euphrates Rivers i'm not asking where you're from Our nation has endured great hardships still not what i'm asking 2.3K 620K 147 42K
+ just a little boy + #travisclub @littlestboy_ Oct 20 ... how im feeling 175 11K 633K 63K
GRUMBO @VEGAFADGE Oct 21 G ... Not now raceplayhitler F1NN5TER when she has to post abt weird raceplay fetishes because she's bored 23 83 3.6K 58K AN4-ST4S14 X.com @RACEPLAYHITLER Parody account what's wrong with raceplay? 3:12 PM 10/20/25 16K Views 65 2.5K 56K 683K
Chris Hay @AlsikkanTV Oct 21 ... Everyone making fun of this but what if she actually did that Pop Base @PopBase Oct 21 Janelle Monáe tells Lucy Dacus that she travelled back to the 1970s and saw David Bowie. JANELLE MONÁE ON 0:43 TIME TR AVEI ING TO 59 478 12K del 299K
buzor @buzormemes - Oct 20 ... bro i hate managing money, i was born to splurge. 139 13K 47K del 656K
Waziriagain @dagbana__ Oct 21 ... The nice life you start imagining after submitting your CV Keabetswe @akreana_.Jun 26 Peak delusion ? 426 25K 122K 3M
maha @mahaaaay 22h s ... i am doing my part Join x Welcome to FanDuel Enter your email to get started. EMAIL shoheiohtani@gmail.com Continue 36 435 17K 438K
S ... Casey Sadler Stan @dpwenjoyer.22h Purpose - - Casey Sadler Stan X.com Purthese في (4) cars of Butter for S = - @dpwenjoyer Baseball purists watching a batter spend 30 seconds per pitch fiddling with his elbow guard and scratching his balls GIF ALT shaefer @sshhaef Oct 20 i actually liked when you could spend 3-4 hours chilling at the ballpark instead of blinking and 5 innings are already gone x.com/codifybaseball... 59 516 24K 855K
@_fwowen 9h ... Get pregnant and show them how it's done sir. Levi @WittyLevi . 10h When you're pregnant, take care of yourself do your hair, dress well, and feel good. You're pregnant, not falling apart. 261 11K 75K del 1.2M
Dave @tufdave Oct 21 ... My sister's boyfriend passed out while she was giving birth yesterday and when he woke up, one nurse said  you just had to make it about you 809 14K 295K 6.2M
ROBOTFUCKER @flatfacesucker Oct 21 ... Actually there are ways to be more intimate with a machine sash @alexamazov . Oct 19 getting naked in front of the washing machine as you do laundry is the most intimate you can be with a machine 45 2K 18K 247K
Zik @_Gottalovezik - 22h ... telling your parents about your problems is like adding to your problems 238 11K 49K 623K
Idara @Idarabasimi Oct 21 S ... If you don't do it for him, another woman will Me: 331 11K 58K 934K
niall @niallpta Oct 21 ... went on letterboxd to see the friend who's recently gotten into movies has been logging all timers 3 stars GIF 47 610 20K del 285K

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