51 of the Funniest Burns from the Week of October 13, 2025

They’re calling him ‘soup boy’
51 of the Funniest Burns from the Week of October 13, 2025

Public humiliation is a crucial part of Cheryl Hines’ ongoing effort to stand by her man.

It seems being mocked by Curb fans and losing friendships isn’t enough to convince Hines she’s on the wrong side of history. On Tuesday, the Curb Your Enthusiasm star appeared on The View to defend her husband’s alleged attempt to “Make America Healthy Again.” So far, that plan has involved spouting pseudoscience while the country’s health resources are gutted, but according to Hines, he’s doing great.

“Bobby’s background, everything I have seen him do, he has dedicated his career to suing big corporations because of toxins that have been affecting people’s healthcare. People’s health, I should say,” she argued. “So, for instance, Monsanto.”  

In response, Sunny Hostin informed Hines that her husband was “the least qualified Department of Health and Human Services head that we’ve had in history,” which made the entire audience cheer. Then, when Joy Behar asked about RFK Jr.’s brain worm, Hines could just offer that it “only ate a little bit of his brain and then died,” which really didn’t help her case.

As we wait for the next roasting of Hines and her not-so-better half, let’s take a look at who else got burned this week, including Trump’s neck, a human butternut squash and Jeremy Allen White.

0 @OnlyAnnika_ Oct 12 ... Styled? She got on panties and a hat leia @MINAJMOGUL Oct 11 whoever styled her this day>> ICON ICON Barbie 0 365 4.7K 142K del 2.9M
lia s ... @beefyfridgers 11h Thought I was queening out with a gay guy and then he asked for my number GIF 52 579K 1.7K 54K
m @mar3uss Oct 12 ... Finally is fucking insane I would've had to whoop your ass alpha @mas_alpha20.Oct10 Open relationship finally 65 2.2K 50K 1.3M
bug girl @buggirl Oct 11 ... can never kill myself cuz if someone finally robs the fuck out of the british museum i have got to be online that day 140 16K 187K 2.2M
Bambi @doemisu. Oct 12 ... Woman re-reads diary and realizes she's an unreliable and frightened narrator 50 12K 103K 1.2M
pablo @paulderokha 18h ... three years ago i read Joan Didion's 'On Self-Respect' every morning for two weeks straight and then proceeded to make my life worse in almost every possible way 12 463 8K 239K
chuck @crowcialist.2 21h ... It does real damage to me to be constantly exposed to the emotional impoverishment of other people's lives on here, I think jynx @jynxbby Oct 10 his female friends are his failed talking stages btw 48 3.6K 51K del 1.4M
S ... LisaBonetVibez @eyeztidebawsee - .21h Me: trying to be a good parent and let my kids order their own Chipotle to make sure they know how... All 3 kids: extra guacamole Me: OH... OMG! GIF II 113 1K 34K 538K
S ... buffalo kennedy @rlycuteguy . Oct 12 Did he call himself seventhirtyatmorning because he thinks AM means at morning Dazed Within @DazedCoverage Oct 10 Seventhirtyatmorning has been arrested 4.8K 186K 9.3M 356
uMbuso @SirMusaZ Oct 12 G ... Whoever lost their phone at Travis Scott concert yesterday please DM me. I'm gonna need the charger 405K 1.7K 15K 15M
S sirhighbreed @sirhighbreed Oct 12 ... What difference does it make? thysbe @thysbe1 Oct 11 Got matched with the guy in front of me he didn't realize I could see the board from his side 34K 3.4K 747K 40M
R @_ririiiiiiii Oct 11 S ... when I tell them I'm not ready for a relationship and they threaten to wait for me GIF II 866 42K 356K da 11M
twix @daytwinking Oct 11 ... i was robbed of my coming out when i told my family i was seeing someone and they asked 'who is he' POP CRAVE @PopCrave. Oct 10 Pop Crave Today is National Coming Out Day. 551 8.2K 324K del 7.8M
tanya @Tanya_Sabrinaaa Oct 11 ... hey i think you're really cute i'd love to get a Drink sometime. i should warn you that i'm fundamentally unloveable, and i refuse to Change. but! it will be fun to hang out and Pretend for a few weeks or months if you're into that. but don't even ask me to change my Flaw 22 1K 9K 140K
bob dylan paul & simon @wowzowee 14h ... Everyone wants to make fun of coworker music but nobody wants to talk about roommate food 34 480 10K 201K
S @girlsonfillm.2 20h ... that sauce finna tear his ass up FILM UPDATES Film Updates @FilmUpdates 20h Jeremy Allen White is the featured guest on this week's episode of 'Hot Ones' 11AM ON FIRST WE FEAST HOT OCT 16 ONES JEREMY ALLEN WHITE 22 389 11K del 190K
CELY @bubblyqueefs . 23h s ... guy i ghosted just liked this GIF II CELY @bubblyqueefs Oct 11 got ghosted for the first time ever. i will never do this to anyone again lol how mean 20 180 7K 133K
Christin @hexprax . 18h ... A good question we should ask ourselves often.. is this person I don't like actually antisocial or is it just something my mommy happened to not like that I internalized during childhood jos @josiahhughes Oct 13 i think it's unbecoming and antisocial when people go out in public with freshly washed, still wet hair. 57 4.1K 65K 1.3M
S justice! @geminussy 17h ... you was in there fuckin up them pepsis I appreciate you. @DeeLaSheeArt.17h Yall Imao why my sister send me a bill after I just stayed at her house for 2 weeks. I'm screaming the HUBBARD HOUSEHOLD ISSUED TO: INVOICE NO: DeAnn Wiley #0830 DeeLashee Art 10.13.2026 DESCRIPTION TOTAL UNIT PRICE QTY Curtains 30 $30.47 Curtain Rod $15.99 15 $37.87 Mattress Topper 37 Box Fan 21 $21 2.99 $30 Pepsi 10 TOTAL $135.33 Total $135 Tax 10% Amount due $150 BANK DETAILS Apple Pay Account Name: Rocky Account No.: 31360319-- thank Pay by: 15 Oct 2026
s ... Big Slug @satyrfoo. 19h The other day this girl dm'd me that we should date, tell me why i look at her page and 10 minutes before, she had just tweeted need a fat boyfriend 124 791 40K del 728K
cole @juul_survivor Oct 13 S ... Aver This Ms. Trunchbull ass tweet Mark shipz @heyshipz Oct 11 how many such slices can you eat? 21 1K 14K 402K
MelonGod (I'M BACK!!!!!) @MelonGod77e Oct 13 ... I wasnt asking you can you disable google ai overview Al Mode All Videos Short vi Images - AI Overview 392 12K 273K del 2.9M
buffalo bill dan @FranziaMom . Oct 13 O ... It feels SOOO good to be an undergrad English major and see a picture like this and base your whole personality on it for the worst 5 months of your life Bill Pourquoimec @BillPourquoimec. Oct 13 Hunter S. Thompson aims at his IBM Selectric typewriter, Woody Creek, 1989 37 868 25K del 715K
S Sean Biggerstaff @Seanchuckle Oct 13 ... X She's doonstairs... Tom Harwood @tomhfh. Oct 13 Happy 100th birthday to Margaret Thatcher 2.5K 49K 21 del 1M
malevolent slime @rgbmassacre. 22h ... roommate went to the bathroom and 15 seconds later i hear him say Oh no... #ThePoopGotHim 26 2.1K 24K 277K
Scary Chris @ScaredChris Oct 13 ... Tron Ares opening weekend YOU WOULON'T SEE A AJARED LETO MOVIE 16 1K 14K del 191K
sword gf Q @punishedgarage Oct 13 ... i love male homes bc it's like oh well this is my roommate's box of sticks and leather scraps. he needs them for his Projects 29 397 13K del 149K
O rey @senseofurge 20h ... he's gonna be the same color as a stop sign by the end of this FILM UPDATES Film Updates @FilmUpdates 21h Jeremy Allen White is the featured guest on this week's episode of 'Hot Ones' HOT ONES 129 1 4.4K 59K
Mattie Timmer @MattieTimmer 17h s ... She looks like Mr. Rogers in drag. Turnbull @cturnbull1968 • Oct 14 I've said it before and I'll say it again, Nancy Mace's stylist absolutely hates her. SOUTH CAROLINA SPOTLIGHT FROM WAFFLE HOUSE TO WASHINGTOI WH UNVEILS TRUMP believe the fake polls TRUMP'S MIDEAST PEA 146 407 10K 262K
November in July @imnotemoirl. 22h G ... if i pull down your pants and the bush is fake i'm blowing your house up @PopBase. Oct 14 Pop Base Kim Kardashian's SKIMS drops new underwear collection featuring faux hair: The Ultimate Bush 186K 378 13K 5M
Zik @_Gottalovezik Oct 14 ... parents be like we know everything about you and it's just facts from when you were 9 140 17K 164K 1.6M
natalie @powerfulwizerd 2 23h ... You look like if a butternut squash made a wish to become Seth Rogen margbaromar @margbaroma5881.Oct 13 28 212 8K del 152K
Definitely Nick @other_st_nick. 21h ... It's been a full day and still no update on this. We can only assume he spilled an entire bowl of pork broth on himself again boto @TsarinaBomba Oct 13 Getting ramen with a girl tonight. Last time I got ramen with a girl it was 2018 and I spilled an entire bowl of pork broth all over my white shirt. This time will be better. 20 1.3K 59K 2.3M
Lamb of Dodd @avivalegthrow Oct 14 ... Real Housewives: salvi @yassambassador Oct 13 i've decided that my twenties are going to be from 47 to 57 22 2.8K 25K 567K
Anisa @anisataylivia Oct 14 ... Fan account this is one of those things that just makes sense in the grand scheme of things RollingStone Swift has never seen a therapist. I just feel very sane, she says. 11 3.4K 68K del 999K
RootedOGTM @Lerin_OG 10h ... Sent a SALARY REVIEW phishing mail to all staff this morning. Data protection officer clicked 923 5.8K 41K 1.8M
Jonathan Fine @jonathanbfine 18h ... my kid wants to stay up after bedtime looking at books with a flashlight, but i of course put a stop to it right away because that sort of behavior is a one way street to a phd in the humanities 75 611 7.1K 94K
G jennifer chudson @bobo_circus . 7 7h ... bro said E! Politico Cobain @politicocobain Oct 14 William Hendrix, the Kansas Young Republicans' vice chair, used the words n--ga and n--guh, variations of a racial slur, more than a dozen times in the chat. 13 466 16K 472K
Neal @NealGardner_ Oct 14 G ... Graphic design is my passion. Atlético de Madrid @atletienglish Oct 14 Celebrating 90M followers with you, family TODOO 178 8.7K 173K del 4.9M
alton @euclicide 3h G ... UE bro what the fuck are you watching Neb @NebsGoodTakes 4h Immortal Ad Vitam (2004) GIF 61 590K 1.7K 43K
lil diva head come off @HoleAndOates 15h s ... a gay guy at work mentioned his wife today Who are you? 160 5 6.7K 65K
dogman @ItalianLichKing Oct 14 S ... It's fascinating that you can look like this and believe in eugenics of any capacity austerity is theft @wideofthepost Oct 13 he's got another one margbaromar Q... @margbaroma5881 0:01 10:09 PM Oct 13, 2025 . 29.8K Views 26K 151 438K 1.1K
Glebb Danzig @GlebMelnikov8 20h ... this whole movie takes place in Linkin Park's In The End universe Neb @NebsGoodTakes Oct 15 Immortal Ad Vitam (2004) GIF 37 3.5K 68K del 963K
floo @301APT . 18h s ... ... lyft 10 min 7:15 75 Post ... Dominicans Against Charli Х... X.com @ Parody account Oomf have 2 tv in his room n wonder why his ADHD meds not working 7:11PM 2025-10-15 12 Views 8 396 7.1K del 73K
O ... @ourancel 16h Every time I see a post like this I get reminded of one of my favorite tweets ever respectful huff @alexqarbuckle former gifted child remembering Shapes & Colors class I liked it. I was good at it. II GIF ALT aMC @soyaranoor Oct 13 what's wrong babe you've barely touched your potential even though all your elementary teachers really liked you and said you were gifted and that you were going to do great things 53 84K 6.2K 1.4M
O red witch @stardewy_ Oct 15 ... had a date so bad i hit this pose for over an hour last night 38 972 551K 55K
Brían Tríagain @BTriagain 11h s ... Of course it's in the British museum MENA Visuals @menavisualss . 18h An 8th century Cross with Arabic writing by the will of Allah found in Ireland. British Museum e Save 3.8K 153 38K 546K
@InkMasterbator Oct 15 s ... Brandy Bryant This dude went so far to the right he came out on the left like a game of Pac-Man I have a proposal for the Democrat party instead of free healthcare for illegal immigrants. How about free healthcare for the American people? 8K 154K 1.4K del 2.3M
g herbos arm in his picture with farrakhan @ivy_interlude. Oct 16 s ... he looks like a rotisserie chicken rotating Certified Hoodie Thief @KryssyLaReina Oct 15 I'm calling the authorities.... 18 8 2 37 0:15 y has :- - 158 1.3K 13K 349K
G ... Broltergeist @2Big2Broly Oct 16 It's easy to make career ending statements when you've not been in a real movie in 18 years Samantha Lux @_samanthalux Oct 14 We've got to learn how to live together girl tell that to the woman who harasses trans people online DAILY TikTok @ deciderdotcom 0:32 21 774 22K 587K
Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice Oct 14 s ... TIME TIME @TIME Oct 13 The living Israeli hostages held in Gaza have been freed under the first phase of Donald Trump's peace plan, alongside a Palestinian prisoner release. The deal may HIS become a signature achievement of Trump's second TRIUMPH ISRAEL NEEDED THE LEADER term, and it could mark a strategic turning point for th... 4.8K 28K 429K 29M

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