34 of the Funniest Tweets from Thursday, October 16, 2025

I’m with her
34 of the Funniest Tweets from Thursday, October 16, 2025

Leave it to a man and his brain worm to get between gal pals.

This week, Tig Notaro talked about both her friendship and her podcast with Cheryl Hines ending over Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s conspiratorial beliefs and political views, explaining that it got harder when he endorsed Trump.

While Notaro mourns the friendship, she couldn’t sit by as Hines’ husband got more and more political. “When he was announcing his run, I just felt like I needed to step away because there are beliefs that were like a gnat on the arm years ago that were getting further into the spotlight.”

“It’s not my world. It’s a hard path,” she continued. “You’re okaying a particular ride for this country to go on.”

Meanwhile, George Clooney has no qualms about supporting South Park’s political rampage, and the actor bears some responsibility for the series being on air today. “I saw it on a VCR, and I kept sending it out to the guys at Comedy Central. Eventually, they gave the guys a job there,” Clooney told Deadline. “I just thought they were funny, and I didn’t really think they were going to be standard bearers for democracy and free speech.” 

Over on Twitter, people are exercising their right to free speech by posting hilarious tweets. Today’s funniest include those about dog mode, what to do after a bad date and a grandma giving two thumbs up.

29. @shaniicetee 13h s ... This is how it begins btw GIF @OGJohnLee.22h I told my gal I was gone cut the grass Sunday and I didn't so today she hired somebody to cut it. I feel like she just called me a bitch ass nigga 67 57K 3.9K del 1.3M
ed @rithsattendant. 23h G ... Have I got a book for you Meggy @dogmatic_shorty.Oct 15 I'd like to learn more about him and his world 56K 42 2.4K del 1.1M
Kelsey Piper @KelseyTuoc 16h ... Switch controller is broken. 9yo says it wasn't her. 5yo says a Canadian spy broke in in the dead of night and broke it. Baby says I threw it. I was ready to blame 5yo before the surprise confession from the baby, now I'm not sure. 48 205 12K 110K
Amumi 63 @alleyamumi Oct 15 ... If porn damages your brain, and writing develops your brain, does writing porn even it out 944 21K 240K 3.5M
Kyurei/) @Kyurei@mi... @Kyurei... 18h s ... Kyurei half the questions on the PSAT were like this 1. What is the French word for eggplant? A. 0460 В. C. Aubergine D. - E. $&%O@@ doesn't 75 2.4K 52K 450K
boy king @girlwreckage Oct 15 O ... it's gonna zoom out of hawkins and show the town inside a snowglobe being played with by a hospitalized and terminally ill mike wheeler ST Stranger Things Memes @SThingsMeme Oct 15 Duffer Brothers say they have known the final scene of Stranger Things for years. It's emotional, inevitable, and right. 218 4.8K 188K 6.4M
@InkMasterbator Oct 15 s ... Brandy Bryant This dude went so far to the right he came out on the left like a game of Pac-Man I have a proposal for the Democrat party instead of free healthcare for illegal immigrants. How about free healthcare for the American people? 8K 154K 1.4K del 2.3M
lil uzi virtue signal @ClayHarted 13h ... this old lady who called into my job asked if i was a democrat or republican (only republicans do this btw) so i dodged the question because i'm just the dude fixing your internet and she started talking about how she was a democrat until 1968 when things started to go crazy 24 216 7K 98K
G ... Rusty @ImSmilingRn 23h Typing food into apple maps GFed @GfedGoCrazy Oct 15 Note to self: Double check that the hotel isn't in a food desert before you booking tle .Fincastle 29 .Troutville ٣ Taco Bell D Waffle House ٣٩ 221 6 Coo Taco Bell 460 Bedford 4 +5 m t Hangry Joe's 3 Denny's Lynchburg 3 +2 more Hot Chicken +3 more Martin's Downtown +2 more Boones Mill Altavista 29 UUion Hall Rocky Mount X Food Open Now All Cuisines V Top Rated 118 374 27K 1.3M
Brían Tríagain @BTriagain 11h s ... Of course it's in the British museum MENA Visuals @menavisualss . 18h An 8th century Cross with Arabic writing by the will of Allah found in Ireland. British Museum e Save 3.8K 153 38K 546K
Marie @MEC288 19h ... Bat got in the house. Me to daughter, with great enthusiasm: SEE HOW IT'S FLYING IN CIRCLES?? IT'S ORIENTING ITSELF AND TRYING TO FIND A WAY OUT! Daughter:  21 435 8.7K 57K
@chiiiiiisom Oct 15 Baby Chisom ... The one you're trying to do Olori @OloriOfOloris Oct 15 Gaining weight and loosing weight, which is harder? 195 12K 111K 2.8M
The small chops lady @miss_she_du Oct 15 ... Every time my daughter sees my CS scar, she always asks who hurt me there. Now I've told her it's her and her brothers now she's crying GIF 258 2.2K 22K del 462K
Sasha @yearning_slav Oct 15 ... My aunt who I haven't seen in 10+ years is randomly in Portugal at the same time I am, and my 60-year-old uncle was like you should totally meet up and sent me her contact: Hot wife 13:43 Message 18 163 10K del 149K
O red witch @stardewy_ Oct 15 ... had a date so bad i hit this pose for over an hour last night 38 972 551K 55K
O @faeslily Oct 15 ... the 20s experience It's okay. I can't complain. I go to work, go to school, come home, say I'd rather kill myself than go to the grocery store, and go to the grocery store. 47 22K 178K 2M
+*. shai CI G ... @catboy_collectr Oct 15 the only, and i mean ONLY, time trans inclusive misogyny was actually really funny to me was the time that the parrot that hates women bit a trans woman. if you're a Man! BQ King I bite Women! Only handle me if you're a M 212 6.6K 157K del 2M
mina S @minasmellsgood .22h ... love when my dad texts me HR keeps reminding me you are turning 26. Have you had any thoughts on insurance? Or employment? Text Message RCS Today 3:40PM Delivered 33 1.4K 55K del 671K
Z @itszairia . Oct 15 ... i'm glad shit not based on how u feel MTHANG @therealmthanggg Oct 14 I feel like if you don't have kids you shouldn't be struggling 102 6.6K 67K 1.5M
Jacob Silverman @SilvermanJacob 20h s ... I don't understand this product. I feel like I'm being asked to support a 2004 indie rock band. MINOR FIGURES MINOR FIGURES BARISTA OAT BARISTA OAT (ORGANIC) 20 PASTEURIZED HEAVY CREAM and IRIES Farmers Pledge Hormones MA-PASTEURIZED Growth EAVY USDA REAM ONE PIRT (472 ml) 32 floa (1 qt) 946 mL 32flox (1.9t) 946 mL nic Valley 32oz $4.49 MINOS FIGURES nslan 32oz $7.99 32 11 Oz $5.71 77 288 6.7K 478K
s Memes from my phone @MemesFromMy - 19h ... WHAT? - 1 Remove + Estimate shipping $20.92 Total Please choose your gender: Male Female Non-binary Item cannot be purchased if non-binary. 183 4.6K 114K del 1.8M
shayla @bog_VVitch . 20h ... young boy was translating for his angel of a grandmother who only spoke chinese and at one point he got visibly embarrassed and goes she said you look like a movie star and hopes you have a movie star boyfriend too and when i turn back to her she's giving me two thumbs up 45 2.6K 112K 1.4M
ENVIROS recelt @CELE6RITY 22h social media is so funny because you guys make a name for everything. the no lash look you mean your fucking eyelids??? 162 3.5K 32K 546K
G ... mkmcosplay @Rosethymemary Oct 15 I wish this was a more socially acceptable response to almost everything SUGA OFFEE 93 comments Tshepi Is it for losing weight or gaining 2022-5-8 Meals by Siya I made it purely for enjoyment 2022-5-10 54 8.7K 137K del 1M
Mimz @ambr0xyde . Oct 15 ... Best I can do is not kill you 27 4.6K 12K 214K
G ... ATTAN OUTH, FERNET BRACCA Y GUESTCHECK URRY REPOSADO, WATERMELON, LIME, HABANERO BITTERS charles entertainment cheese @jmurffff. 19h the fact that only like 1% of the population knows when to use an apostrophe S drives me INSANE ESPRESSO MARTINI'S VODKA VANILLA 1 VODKA, MADAGASCAR VANILLA, BORGHETTI, ESPRESSO DIRTY CHAI 17 REPOSADO TEQUILA, CHAI, BORGHETTI, LICOR 43, CINNAMON SYRUP, ESPRESSO 88K MOCKTAILS 6.1K 287 135
O ... @ourancel 16h Every time I see a post like this I get reminded of one of my favorite tweets ever respectful huff @alexqarbuckle former gifted child remembering Shapes & Colors class I liked it. I was good at it. II GIF ALT aMC @soyaranoor Oct 13 what's wrong babe you've barely touched your potential even though all your elementary teachers really liked you and said you were gifted and that you were going to do great things 53 84K 6.2K 1.4M
SSiiki Baem @Nyaaaax3 . Oct 15 ... A coworker said something similar to this to me and I asked if his daughter was male centered and he got upset:/ not ms.fishscale @damnlys Oct 14 how tf are you not male centered? you're literally built for them Imao. that's the only reason you on this earth Imao. 24 819 19K 282K
floo @301APT . 18h s ... ... lyft 10 min 7:15 75 Post ... Dominicans Against Charli Х... X.com @ Parody account Oomf have 2 tv in his room n wonder why his ADHD meds not working 7:11PM 2025-10-15 12 Views 8 396 7.1K del 73K
s alstro @alstro_e 14h ... WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU????? breezeh @briscoepark. 16h the field did eventually end. saw this deer. x.com/briscoepark/st... 65 1K 20K 320K
Eros @ErosValentyne_ 22h ... I ASKED TO STAY IN THE CAR AND THEY TURNED ON DOG MODE?????? My driver will be back soon Don't worry! The A/C is on and it's 65°F 181 2.7K 96K del 1.2M
Horned Sphere @Horned_Sphere . Oct 15 ... If you die in baseball you die in real life 17 1K 8.3K di 99K
Glebb Danzig @GlebMelnikov8 20h ... this whole movie takes place in Linkin Park's In The End universe Neb @NebsGoodTakes Oct 15 Immortal Ad Vitam (2004) GIF 37 3.5K 68K del 963K
Ciara & Russell, I'm Next... @KirkWrites79 - 17h G ... No way he's getting into heaven 18 8 2 37 legend_of_benzino I absolutely was influenced by the Amazing artist DAngelo Rip King your music is timeless. 7 hours ago Ciara & Russell, I'm Next... @KirkWrites79 . 17h Just in case you're curious, Benzino posted a tribute where he reenacts the Untitled (How Does It Feel) music video. 866 5K 32K del 2.5M

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