39 of the Funniest Tweets from Tuesday, October 14, 2025

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39 of the Funniest Tweets from Tuesday, October 14, 2025

For his final episode, Marc Maron closed out WTF with Barack Obama. During the installment, Obama eulogized the podcast by applauding the decency and vulnerability Maron displayed in his 16 years on the air. “I think part of the reason you had such a big fan base during this 16-year run is there was a core decency to you and the conversations that you had,” the former president told Maron.

Obama went on to explain that audiences trusted Maron and tuned in regularly because of his willingness to “be vulnerable in front of people and let them know what’s going on inside your gut, there’s a power to that.”

Over on a less decent podcast, noted bigot Whitney Cummings declared that any backlash about the Riyadh Comedy Festival is racist, actually. Cummings, who was one of many disgraced performers to go to Saudi Arabia, took to Good for You to say that she doesn’t “operate under the idea that every government and their people are the same.” “I think it took me a second, because, when people are going, ‘You’re doing something unethical,’ I’m like, ‘Oh, these must be ethical people, let me listen, and then you’re like, ‘Oh no, you’re just racist!’” she continued.

As Cummings continues crafting excuses, people on Twitter are crafting incredible tweets. Today’s funniest include those about a person with duality, ghosting karma and an amazing Goodwill find.

@DrakeLondons 15h s ... Ty he doing so good i almost forgot he was letting his son prank call draft prospects G @GAFollowers 16h Everything Georgia Jeff Ulbrich has 100% turned this defense around. MILANTA ATLANTA ATALCONS FALCONS MORY BEASS 165 4.2K 3M 83K
JT @tallboythinlegs Oct 13 ... The Coens and Safdies should do a brother swap or a brother exchange program. Not sure if it will make the movies better but they could probably use the companionship. 8 232 4.2K 62K
basith @basithladoo Oct 13 ... loremaxxing everyday cause dostoevsky said but how could you live and have no story to tell 42 6.6K 30K 359K
ni @556god 17h s ... I fw this pic so hard he overly letting you know you running out of time 133 8K 101K del 1.7M
s ... Daily okiya subaru @dailyokisu Oct 13 For a second I thought it was all over, but the keychain saved my life 200K 308 12K del 2.6M
18 the ferret @violentfemz. 12h S ... it's funny that they're blue in mulholland drive but no one is blue in blue velvet. just another glimpse into david lynch's twisted mind. reese @luv4lounds Oct 12 they are blue for an amazing reason 18 302 7.2K 121K
O rey @senseofurge 20h ... he's gonna be the same color as a stop sign by the end of this FILM UPDATES Film Updates @FilmUpdates 21h Jeremy Allen White is the featured guest on this week's episode of 'Hot Ones' HOT ONES 129 1 4.4K 59K
s garshmo @garshmo 17h ... As an empath I felt this happen All day Astronomy @forallcurious.20h BREAKING : Mysterious 'dent' in Earth's magnetic field explodes in size 8 632 15K del 263K
anora ani clementine @clementineultra 17h ... Ocean's Twelve on a hotel tv is a better cinematic experience than imax 70mm 31 552 8.6K del 170K
sword gf Q @punishedgarage Oct 13 ... i love male homes bc it's like oh well this is my roommate's box of sticks and leather scraps. he needs them for his Projects 29 397 13K del 149K
Scary Chris @ScaredChris Oct 13 ... Tron Ares opening weekend YOU WOULON'T SEE A AJARED LETO MOVIE 16 1K 14K del 191K
O ... the big wave @makjako 16h when you go on your first good date in a very long time and they're not ready for a relationship Il GIF 26 5.2K del 67K 292
malevolent slime @rgbmassacre. 22h ... roommate went to the bathroom and 15 seconds later i hear him say Oh no... #ThePoopGotHim 26 2.1K 24K 277K
S Sean Biggerstaff @Seanchuckle Oct 13 ... X She's doonstairs... Tom Harwood @tomhfh. Oct 13 Happy 100th birthday to Margaret Thatcher 2.5K 49K 21 del 1M
cooper @marnieapologist. Oct 13 ... straight guy who told me he loved me after we hooked up in college engaged to my ex boyfriend... right right 152 255 11K 423K
buffalo bill dan @FranziaMom . Oct 13 O ... It feels SOOO good to be an undergrad English major and see a picture like this and base your whole personality on it for the worst 5 months of your life Bill Pourquoimec @BillPourquoimec. Oct 13 Hunter S. Thompson aims at his IBM Selectric typewriter, Woody Creek, 1989 37 868 25K del 715K
Soleil @soleiljolina F Oct 13 ... Ever since I was little I knew I wanted people to watch how they speak to me. 24 17K 55K del 1M
MelonGod (I'M BACK!!!!!) @MelonGod77e Oct 13 ... I wasnt asking you can you disable google ai overview Al Mode All Videos Short vi Images - AI Overview 392 12K 273K del 2.9M
cole @juul_survivor Oct 13 S ... Aver This Ms. Trunchbull ass tweet Mark shipz @heyshipz Oct 11 how many such slices can you eat? 21 1K 14K 402K
Jared Gilman @realJaredGilman . 22h s ... Marie An2nette Cinema Solace @SolaceCinema Oct 13 Sofia Coppola's next film starring Kirsten Dunst is a period piece based on a real person. Filming begins next year. 80 2.7K 57K del 1.4M
s ... Big Slug @satyrfoo. 19h The other day this girl dm'd me that we should date, tell me why i look at her page and 10 minutes before, she had just tweeted need a fat boyfriend 124 791 40K del 728K
bort @tacobort.2 21h ... I have thought one billion times about everything 7 2.3K 8.8K del 124K
S justice! @geminussy 17h ... you was in there fuckin up them pepsis I appreciate you. @DeeLaSheeArt.17h Yall Imao why my sister send me a bill after I just stayed at her house for 2 weeks. I'm screaming the HUBBARD HOUSEHOLD ISSUED TO: INVOICE NO: DeAnn Wiley #0830 DeeLashee Art 10.13.2026 DESCRIPTION TOTAL UNIT PRICE QTY Curtains 30 $30.47 Curtain Rod $15.99 15 $37.87 Mattress Topper 37 Box Fan 21 $21 2.99 $30 Pepsi 10 TOTAL $135.33 Total $135 Tax 10% Amount due $150 BANK DETAILS Apple Pay Account Name: Rocky Account No.: 31360319-- thank Pay by: 15 Oct 2026
A Sted @FishFryShawty. Oct 13 ... My mama texted me at 6am asking if I was up. You know what she wanted to tell me? She won person of year at church. S/o my mama dawg. She was talking like she had won an Emmy lol. 357 3.4K 79K 899K
Christin @hexprax . 18h ... A good question we should ask ourselves often.. is this person I don't like actually antisocial or is it just something my mommy happened to not like that I internalized during childhood jos @josiahhughes Oct 13 i think it's unbecoming and antisocial when people go out in public with freshly washed, still wet hair. 57 4.1K 65K 1.3M
IG Farben Watch s @CIAhrtattackgun 19h ... I saw this at goodwill and I had to get it 236 37K 1.3K 666K
Baby M @1prettyvirgo 16h ... i i can't have a kid feeling? Mister Master KaneTM @OakCliffSteppa 22h No disrespect to the laser tag date lovers but the women I date are wayyyy too grown & sexy for shit like that. 42 1K 9.7K 279K
МЕССА @iH8Meccavellii i.19h ... This is how I be texting folks when I'm high too Jill !! U so real for this Jill Scott @missjillscott.20h feel so high. love you D'Angelo. love you Erykah. I love you The Roots. I love you Bette Midler. I love you Moonchild. love you Stevie. | love you Andre 3000. I love you B. I love you Miss Jilly from Philly. Blessing to erybody seeing this jawn. I love my time. 53 3.2K 28K 886K
CELY @bubblyqueefs . 23h s ... guy i ghosted just liked this GIF II CELY @bubblyqueefs Oct 11 got ghosted for the first time ever. i will never do this to anyone again lol how mean 20 180 7K 133K
Autumn @4utumnHarvest . 13h ... I did realize about halfway through rubbing in my new salt scrub into my freshly shaved legs that I was, in fact, rubbing salt into my freshly shaved legs 10 78 6.3K 45K
S @girlsonfillm.2 20h ... that sauce finna tear his ass up FILM UPDATES Film Updates @FilmUpdates 20h Jeremy Allen White is the featured guest on this week's episode of 'Hot Ones' 11AM ON FIRST WE FEAST HOT OCT 16 ONES JEREMY ALLEN WHITE 22 389 11K del 190K
O ... eric @odailybitch 21h my therapist lowkey doesn't help solve any of my issues but i like her vibe and she laughs at my jokes so im going to continue to pay her 77 1.8K 40K 513K
s ... kathy @no1gladionfan Oct 13 The lion blocks those who mildly irritate him 151 20K 103K del 1.2M
kelsey acting normal @russiacore Oct 13 ... *trying to escape saw trap* I'm not going to play your gay little game! Gay Jigsaw: it's the way you have no choice 71 8.6K 86K del 1M
skype @g11111rl 22h ... Yes everything Pisses me Off. Yes I love Everything. i exist.... 3.2K 9.1K del 117K
S cleo **9e° @cignomes . 19h ... DAN AND PHIL know................ HOLY FFFFFFF this is huge Sorry my neighbors house just exploded 10 times and burned down 15 848 159K 16K
Ishmael @Ishmael77119078 . 17h ... What a pity it isn't a sin to drink water, cried an Italian, how good it would taste. 34 1.8K 34K 526K
bob dylan paul & simon @wowzowee 14h ... Everyone wants to make fun of coworker music but nobody wants to talk about roommate food 34 480 10K 201K
G x Yung Caligula X @Holy_Caligula.23h ... I hate to be the one to break it to you kid, but - we're all heavily versed in esoteric wisdom and lore 16 1.2K 18K 253K

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