28 of the Funniest Situations People Witnessed

NEWS FLASH: People falling down is pretty funny
28 of the Funniest Situations People Witnessed

Remember the scene in Tommy Boy where Chris Farley slams into a plate-glass window? It’s pretty hilarious. As it turns out, when you witness that kind of thing in real life, it’s also incredibly funny, like the time one Redditor who saw his sister and her two dogs all slam into the same plate-glass window. Assuming the dogs — and, I guess, the human too — were all okay from the incident, that’s genuinely hysterical.

Equally funny are the acts of falling down, slipping on ice and all other manner of human injury, as described in these stories below of the funniest things people saw unfold IRL.

expialadopeshit 13y ago Edited 13y ago A few years ago I was playing Pictionary with my wife and her parents. When it was my turn I had to draw the bearded lady. I'm terrible at drawing, so I came up with some stick figure with boobs and a beard with a large triangle behind it (it was supposed to be a circus tent.) Everyone starts guessing, but no one is close. Suddenly, my father-in-law jumps up and shouts Vagina! Clitoris! CLITORIS!!!! Не was so caught up in getting the right answer that he just kept shouting it. At this point,
tmrxwoot 13y ago My sister and two cocker spaniels were out back. Sliding glass door closed, the two dogs decide to run at full sprint inside. 'BA-BAM' both dogs collide with the door. Then my unaware sister does the exact same thing. It all happened in about 6 seconds.
arkofjoy 13y ago I was sitting at some traffic lights a few weeks ago and a guy on a fancy racing bicycle rode up onto the traffic island to wait to cross. Except he forgot he was wearing those shoes which clip into the pedals. So he stopped, balanced for a second, and then just toppled over. At that moment the light changed to green so | had to drive off. On of the funniest things | ever saw.
jimmyjazz2000 13y ago I worked at Santa's Village, a downmarket amusement park, in the 80s. (See Adventureland for an EXACT replica of the scene.) Standing in my carnival game booth, | watched a kid stagger off the spinning teacup ride a good distance away, and then veer dizzily this way and that until he wound up directly in front of my booth, at the very center of my field of vision. Не paused a second, puked up everything he ever ate in his entire life, and then staggered out of frame. It was like this perfectly choreographed little movie scene-1
gluteusvolcanicus 13y ago | was at camp as a kid one summer, and a tedious counselor was telling a story. Everyone thought he was boring, but for once, he had our attention. We stood in a circle in some woods, watching as his tale-telling became more animated due to our attention. At a climactic moment of his story, he pointed skyward and inclined his head, saying, And I looked up... At that moment, a bird flew over and shat on his forehead. I thought I would stop breathing from laughing so hard.
rognvaldr 13y ago My university choir went to Finland one year, which was an amazing experience. The day we arrived, my brain was a bit foggy from the jetlag, but I wanted to take advantage of being there so I went with my friends to explore Helsinki. | was walking down the street talking to one of my friends next to me when I walked straight into a pole. I wasn't hurt at all, just surprised, but as I collected myself I noticed that the only person who had noticed aside from my friend was this random Finnish dude on
catch22milo 13y ago My dad once watched me run full on into a stop sign after dropping me off for school. Не was cracking up laughing, thought it was hilarious. An our later he had to come back to the school because I had a concussion.
Space_Odyssey 13y ago A very very icy parking lot, and a bunch of high schoolers rushing to their car. | saw at least 20 people slip and fall that day. I really enjoy watching people fall.
Brucie 13y ago We had a Halloween party with a pinata. Because fucking candy. Anyway, one guy was dressed as Lt. Dangle, and one guy was dressed as the Hamburglar. Somebody knocked the pinata off the rope, and without missing a beat the Hamburglar picked up the pinata and took off. Dangle drew his gun and immediately gave chase, yelling into his fake police radio all the way down the street.
badonkadont 13y ago my dad was at a stop light in downtown cleveland and some guy with sagging pants starts using the crosswalk. his pants were sagging so bad that halfway across the street they just fell off and he fell flat on his face
Burnt_waffles 13y ago My brother was riding one of those pocket rocket things, and as he passed he gave me the finger, but then he rammed into a parked car, giving him a broken arm and the car a huge dent. By the way, the car was my parents car. Good times.
bawaga 13y ago Was playing soccer. My buddy and his brother were on opposing team. | was advancing towards their net and my buddy came at me from left, his brother on my right. When they both got close to kick the ball away from me | stopped the ball. They both missed the ball and kicked each other in the shins, bodies collided, heads collided with a loud thunk!. The way it all synchronized was so funny I couldn't continue running and just rolled on the floor laughing. | thought it was over but then they both got mad
keepi_ninja 13y ago I was at a concert with a friend of mine and she had to go to the bathroom so I waited outside, now the bathroom in this place is located by an escalator I looked over to this obviously very drunk women pissing underneath of the escalator, all | could think was wow but then as she proceeds to stand up she slips in her own piss and lands flats on her face in the piss, I lost it! Best concert ever!
 13y ago I couple summers ago | was driving through the city with all the windows down with my cousin. For some reason, I had the most intense, loud sneeze of my life, and a car 4 lanes away going the opposite direction screamed BLESS YOU! out of his car as he drove by.
OuttaSpec 13y ago While on a motorcycle trip across half the country my father and | witnessed the tail end of a possible road rage incident. We were riding up the highway when one car passed a pickup and didn't think much of it... about 5 minutes later we round a bend and there are both cars parked on the shoulder, drivers in mid fisticuffs. As we passed I looked over and the fighters were so involved in their battle they forgot to take the terrain into account, fell and rolled down a slightly steep hill together. It wasn't until
super_AWESOMENESS 13y ago My cousin yelling 'Yeaaah!' like lil Jon and the guy in the car next to us responding with okaaay!
 13y ago Dogs usually don't make a noise when they fart, but when mine got up from the kitchen floor she must have really pushed because she blasted a loud one. Since she had never heard a noise come out of her ass she freaked out and sprinted down the hallway, paused, and pinned her ears back looking around to see if anything was chasing her. That was nearly 8 years ago and I still haven't seen anything funnier than that.
Rainbownarwhal 13y ago I was sitting at the table with my mom, and my 3 year old niece, and out of nowhere my niece looks at my mom and says, Everybody's looking at you because you're weird.. Definetely one of the funniest things I've ever heard.
 13y ago This could be good. For my part, | was once in a classroom when in the middle of the lecture some kid in the front row got a phone call. Не stood up, said loudly I'll be there right away. Ripped off his hoody revealing a cape and a superman S he then ripped away his velcro pants and wooshed up the stairs and out the door. Everyone was dead silent. The professor, who is quite funny, then remarked, Thank god he's catching up with the times.
whywhywhyisthis 13y ago In high school, our tennis team was on a long bus ride to a match. One random moment we were all looking out the window into the window of the car next to us. It had a young boy in the passenger seat and and elderly woman, probably grandma, driving. The young boy went to turn the radio channel or something, and the woman came forth like a trained assassin and smacked his hand down HARD, not even taking her eyes off the road. We all laughed so hard.
phenomenal_snowman, 13y ago | once witnessed a man drop a 500ml bottle of Coke from above waist height, only to have it bounce perfectly vertically back into his hand. The look on his face afterwards was of a man who had just seen the heart of the Universe, and it was glorious.
raloon 13y ago A friend and I are trick or treating in probably seventh grade. We're walking towards a house and notice a kid in a scream costume sitting behind a bush, obviously preparing to scare us. I yell at him, You know, we can see you. As we walk up to the house, despite the warning, he still runs out to try and scare us. We were watching him the entire time walking up, so we're able to clearly see him trip over his own long costume and fall on his face.
tritter211 13y ago A teen kid farted in a train compartment filled with my college mates and started an infectious laughter.
snap2 13y ago I saw Robbin Williams live. 61 ... PJMurphy 13y ago saw George Carlin live.
Fimbultyr 13y ago A sorority girl was walking past me on campus, wearing some sorority shirt that said Can You Walk the Walk?, and just as I finished reading it she tripped and fell. Answered her own question for me.
11under17 13y ago I was in switzerland, and this large woman was screaming at her (also large) six year old daughter, NO, YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY CANDY UNTIL YOU FINISH YOUR DOUGHNUT!
j_kooter 13y ago A man in a tuxedo and a woman in a wedding dress were in line in front of me at the grocery store. They were purchasing only two items, tampons and condoms.
 13y ago My mom and | were standing waiting at a light to cross, and an old man drove by with a donut stuck to his windshield. We both kind of just looked at each other and she asked Was that a donut? And I nodded my head. To this day, I still can't figure out how he didn't notice that donut stuck to his windshield...

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