36 of the Funniest Tweets from Monday, October 13, 2025

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36 of the Funniest Tweets from Monday, October 13, 2025

President Trump’s usual reaction to being mocked by late-night shows typically involves threatening the host or denouncing the jokes as “not funny.” But Pam Bondi has had a decidedly different response.

Over the weekend, Amy Poehler portrayed the Attorney General on SNL, alongside Tina Fey as Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi Noem. Instead of sputtering angrily over the depiction, Bondi tweeted a screencap of the SNL duo and asked Noem, “Should we recreate in Chicago next week?” Which is a post much more spiritually deflating than anything Trump could hope to drum up on Truth Social. 

At the other end of the spectrum, Chevy Chase’s ego will likely be inflated by his own version of events. A newly announced documentary, I’m Chevy Chase… and You’re Not, will be based on the fawning, widely-panned biography of the same name, and supposedly serve as an “unfiltered” chronicling of Chase’s life. The biography, which was published in 2007, skims over all of Chase’s wrongdoings, and was published before his controversial exit from Community, so we’ll have to wait and see if the doc fills in the blanks. Don’t hold your breath.

Over on Twitter, people are filling the timeline with unfiltered humor. Today’s funniest tweets include those about a child scammer, queening out gone wrong and a new Taco Bell menu item.

twix @daytwinking Oct 11 ... i was robbed of my coming out when i told my family i was seeing someone and they asked 'who is he' POP CRAVE @PopCrave. Oct 10 Pop Crave Today is National Coming Out Day. 551 8.2K 324K del 7.8M
R @_ririiiiiiii Oct 11 S ... when I tell them I'm not ready for a relationship and they threaten to wait for me GIF II 866 42K 356K da 11M
Wall Street Walter @WallstreetWalt1 - Oct 11 ... what was i cooking last night Cancel Drafts Edit outside in chinatown, which in china they just call town 50 2.3K 55K 685K
S sirhighbreed @sirhighbreed Oct 12 ... What difference does it make? thysbe @thysbe1 Oct 11 Got matched with the guy in front of me he didn't realize I could see the board from his side 34K 3.4K 747K 40M
nn. @eternaldroplets. Oct 11 ... jet2holiday truly ruined me soup @masochhist. Oct 9 nothing beats having someone be constantly excited to talk to you 290 54K 430K del 11M
Kiwi @Kiwi_9908 Oct 11 G ... Visiting my best friend's cat and she's trying her best to explode me with her mind 90 5.6K 150K del 1.2M
s ... chris @blindbysza Oct 11 computers: @ForeverElSanto Oct 11 spooky zyn Parody account the amount of cookies i had tonight...:**: II GIF 27K 413K 121 del 5.6M
s ... @ryuuder Oct 12 ryuu Ok WOUND R O U N D M U о N D в U N о D S о U N D H O U N D P о U N D 2K 16K 281K del 9.7M
@muropanako . Oct 11 ... i i wish this wasn't some kind of weird scam text bc i would love to. +1 (305) 492-0790 now I am making beef enchiladas tomorrow Baked cheesy and full of flavor Want to come by and enjoy it with me 172 6.3K 185K 3.1M
uMbuso @SirMusaZ Oct 12 G ... Whoever lost their phone at Travis Scott concert yesterday please DM me. I'm gonna need the charger 405K 1.7K 15K 15M
Gordo Deftones @PartyBombb Oct 11 She will be hearing from me tonight s ... GVO GOES 4 WORK IN SECONDS! Cola TASTE TUMS ANTACID Coca Smoothies Berry Fusion ORIGINAL (355 ml) URE 140 60 CHEWABLE TABLETS EXTRA750 RECYCLEME I 14 901 15K 188K
G Meggy @dogmatic_shorty 19h ... me when I've had $900 worth of drinks Dupont Larry David @dclarrydavid Oct 11 Land acknowledgement at the bar? #CBTM The RODBORD Piccolo Restaurant & The Red Bar Grayton Beach FL 32459 Tel. (850) 231-1008 Order 640 Cust. 12 10/11/25 8:33 PM Table 018 Server 60 Claire ############# I am I acknowledge that drinking on Stolen Seminole 6.00 Mic Ultra Draft 30 00 land Altos Silver Tequila 12.0 Vodka 10.0 48.0 3 Espresso Tini 14.0 Cucumber Margarita Fresh Squeeze Margarita 72.00 4 28.00 2 Frozen PINA COLADA 4.00 Meyers 126.00 9 Bowl 87.00 3 Shrimp/Craw 24.50
к @kourtneyinhell 23h ... 6yo said can you just make sure you always pack me a banana for school? (friend's name) brings one too and we do banana phones at lunch Imao. banana phones. Great bit 1 2.1K 109K 1.3M
Erik Baker @erikmbaker. 20h s ... I believe the Norman Rockwell Museum is a pleasant way to spend a drizzly afternoon in western Massachusetts 65 863 32K 445K
G ... ukecrow... @zyxcheetah Oct 11 Probably couldn't eat a single one because I'm fucking useless and I always let everyone down shipz @heyshipz Oct 11 how many such slices can you eat? 698 15K 172K del 4.5M
S ... buffalo kennedy @rlycuteguy . Oct 12 Did he call himself seventhirtyatmorning because he thinks AM means at morning Dazed Within @DazedCoverage Oct 10 Seventhirtyatmorning has been arrested 4.8K 186K 9.3M 356
S ... LisaBonetVibez @eyeztidebawsee - .21h Me: trying to be a good parent and let my kids order their own Chipotle to make sure they know how... All 3 kids: extra guacamole Me: OH... OMG! GIF II 113 1K 34K 538K
chuck @crowcialist.2 21h ... It does real damage to me to be constantly exposed to the emotional impoverishment of other people's lives on here, I think jynx @jynxbby Oct 10 his female friends are his failed talking stages btw 48 3.6K 51K del 1.4M
O ... Betsy Langowski @superbetsy 16h I'm looking through my Macintosh user guide (the booklet that accompanied my 1984 Macintosh) for the first time in a while, and I'm a little obsessed with this graphic explaining scrolling. use Empty rolder Click the close box. File Edit View Special Close Box Empty Folder 180K evailable items OK in folder System Drisk It's the same as choosing Close from the File menu. Using Scroll Bars Most of the time, a window on the desktop can't show you the entire to See More directory or document all at once, even when you 've made the
pablo @paulderokha 18h ... three years ago i read Joan Didion's 'On Self-Respect' every morning for two weeks straight and then proceeded to make my life worse in almost every possible way 12 463 8K 239K
G tiny fish fuck @FishLady143 Oct 12 ... taco bell is selling plutonium now 8.7K 618 161K del 1.9M
Bambi @doemisu. Oct 12 ... Woman re-reads diary and realizes she's an unreliable and frightened narrator 50 12K 103K 1.2M
bug girl @buggirl Oct 11 ... can never kill myself cuz if someone finally robs the fuck out of the british museum i have got to be online that day 140 16K 187K 2.2M
m @mar3uss Oct 12 ... Finally is fucking insane I would've had to whoop your ass alpha @mas_alpha20.Oct10 Open relationship finally 65 2.2K 50K 1.3M
laurence S ... @uncletwirl . 22h i was invited to my former boss' 70th bday last night, she's a literal korean princess who moved to canada after her family lost their fortune from the textile industry and opened a small restaurant here, and she still had this picture of me saved on her phone lol. 7:28 ... LTE Camera September 11, 2015 11:46PM 6 153 14K 200K
lia s ... @beefyfridgers 11h Thought I was queening out with a gay guy and then he asked for my number GIF 52 579K 1.7K 54K
Jett @iky_fwjett. Oct 1 11 ... There's no way God told Noah to put 2 mosquitoes on that ark 1.2K 18K 221K 5.2M
S ... chance @chanceposts . 23h The Bite by Edvard Munch... yeah I'm sure love drops @lovedropx Oct 10 The Bite (1914)-Edvard Munch 93 8.1K 162K 3.1M
G mrs. caroline @savory_caroline Oct 12 ... the 3 most important sacraments 0.00am Daily Mass (except Tuesday & SaturdayJ....... 7:00pm Tuesday 4:30 - 5:30pm Reconciliation (Saturday)... St Bernadette Religious Education Department: 34-3266 Mrs. Valerie Vo Child Development Academy: Ms. Chels Ages 6-months years. 850-230-0000 Baptism: By appointment Marriage: By appointment, 6 months in advance Bingo: (December to Easter) Played every Monday 6:00pm LEASE USE THE SUNDAY ENVEL OPES THEY ARE the PRIM RY SOURCE OF SUPPORT OF THE PARISH. Please remember St. Bernadette Church in your will. 37 623 12K 213K
0 @OnlyAnnika_ Oct 12 ... Styled? She got on panties and a hat leia @MINAJMOGUL Oct 11 whoever styled her this day>> ICON ICON Barbie 0 365 4.7K 142K del 2.9M
adi @perfectcelebrty Oct 12 G ... real tears flowing down my cheeks.,./;-(:$:$)/) @itsbloodyj Oct 12 Not this boy asking for money on the street for his sick aunt using a photo of Lady Gaga BI RRIA Tatema HIGAREDA BETO en co Y BALANCEO ACOS pepsi 468K 5 686 17K
Kae @Jolly_Blaziken . 22h s ... When he starts getting a lil mean to you for no reason 154 10K 109K del 1.7M
s ... drew @drewsul_ 16h wonder what that green one is MusicTaste @musictastexyz Oct 12 Guess the top albums of 2024 on MusicTaste 2.4K 130 81K del 1.4M
BrandOnsmith @Brand0nsm181274 Oct 12 G ... For the longest time I thought they sucked blood through the actual fangs like mosquitoes lol Vampire Posting @Vampire_Posting.Sep 19, 2023 What's a vampire opinion that'll get you like this? 1- 2 1K 97K 4.3M 4.2K
s ... VyceVictus @VyceVictus 13h Friend caught me in a moment of quiet reflection when the steak didn't come out the way I hoped Bloom 62 1.1K 35K 358K
tanya @Tanya_Sabrinaaa Oct 11 ... hey i think you're really cute i'd love to get a Drink sometime. i should warn you that i'm fundamentally unloveable, and i refuse to Change. but! it will be fun to hang out and Pretend for a few weeks or months if you're into that. but don't even ask me to change my Flaw 22 1K 9K 140K

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