52 of the Funniest Burns from the Week of October 6, 2025

He’s got his finger on the pulse
52 of the Funniest Burns from the Week of October 6, 2025

While it’s obvious that comedians can’t save us from our hellscape reality, it’s become increasingly clear that if we did have a savior, it wouldn’t be Jimmy Fallon. 

Following an insufferable display with Taylor Swift on the apolitical Tonight Show, we learned that Fallon would be involved with another milquetoast program at NBC: a Wordle game show. When this news made its way to Twitter, people didn’t pass up the chance to throw fists at one of their favorite punching bags.  

Well you know what they say! Strike when the iron’s cold and has been stored in the cupboard for several years!” commented one Twitter userjoining numerous others who recoiled at the idea.

That said, Fallon wasn’t alone in getting fried this week. Other digital burn victims included Travis Kelce, NYX Cosmetics and a fan of Rasheed Wallace.

JUPI'S RODEO @fromkicatcher 19h ... why is it 90 degrees in october? bc you can't make your grocery list without using chatgpt. 89 31K del 1.7M 173K
Jay-Hyphenated History UK @HyphenatedJay . Oct 4 ... Release the egg Jannese @Jameca2011 . 0 Oct 3 Periods should be 45 mins max. Release the egg and get tf out my face. 91 6.6K 149K 4.2M
popstar benny @popstarbenny Oct 4 O ... pork the core GINA @GinaViews Oct 4 wtf is a LA accent 533 5.3K 32K del 2M
the heart @Fredward3948576.2 22h ... I can tell by the footsteps that the person who lives above me is a moron 9 329 5.7K del 69K
G just a normal girl @fagarette 21h ... Bethenny Frankel randomly one day in 2009: I am going to create that is so a anorexic margarita mix 6 463 12K del 177K
s ... local loverboy @mitosismoses Oct 4 going thru a breakup and having deadass everyone saying thank god or finally Laugh at her Help her 9.3K 118 153K del 1.7M
Big Choctaw @Derekalexander_. Oct 6 .. 90 degrees in october yea this our last year in this mf ain't it 228 6.5K 52K 955K
S ... mitch @skimpylacetop 18h Accidentally was 3 min late for job interview over zoom bc I didn't realize it was eastern time zone & the lady refused to do the interview GIF 86 391 53K del 1M
G ... Zito @_Zeets 13h Everybody 30 and up: Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power finn @wokeupchic• Oct 3 It's fuck Al till your homework due in 25 minutes 39 2.8K 18K 404K
Jagsdrew @jagsdrew. 10h S ... Rasheed Wallace! I told him I was a big fan of him growing up and he said get the fuck out of my face so definitely the attitude holds up on and off the court 8 499 1.7K 32K ils 1.1M
G ... Jonathan Fine @jonathanbfine . 23h one time i was at a clock repair shop when all the grandfather clocks struck ten o'clock, and i very intelligently thought the best way to capture this moment was with a photograph instead of a video / III IV 3 III to 0- CLOCK THENOIDY SHOP 19 85 4.6K 30K
Larke @uilish. 22h ... at my hrt appt and the nurse was like 'let's reconfirm ur gender identity stuff, what do u identify as' and I was like 'transgender.... Female......' and she was like 'honey transgender women are women' like super sternly and I was so embarrassed #outwoked 62 2.3K 75K 1.2M
Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps.1 19h G ... This hits extra hard if you were in a haunted house 1 year ago Dear Self. @Dearme2_ Oct 5 Grow. SCARiEST PLACE TOBE is THE SAME PLACE AS last YEAR. GROW 84 4.9K 116K del 1.9M
@ManMilk2. Oct 5 S ... Images That Make You Feel Pain hayden johnson @haydenjohnsonn.bsky.social every Al ad is like hey gemini, what would i have for lunch? and then the phone is like sandwich and the guy is like wow 61 105K 940K 4.4K
G Paris @goodyhilton Oct 6 ... That's like not a good deal cami @insearch4god Oct 5 got this for 25 dollars Abercrombie &Fitch ESTABLISHED 1092 89 892 81K del 2.8M
My @infrabelle Oct 6 dad now D As a person & business if you don't have a presence in Asia you're being left behind 144 4.3K 87K 2.1M
S ... matt @_dsppntdd Oct 6 wow look i'm joe keery im in tame impalas music videos and get handcuffed by sabrina carpenter and star in stranger things go fuck yourself joe Buzzing Pop @BuzzingPop Oct 5 Sabrina Carpenter and Joe Keery now follow each other on Instagram after she arrested him at her Juno set show. 107 9.1K 163K 3.2M
s #augs @luvpxie 21h ... Delete your account NYX NYX Pro Makeup US @NYXCosmetics Oct 5 the most fall lip ever 60 1K 25K 914K
s ... Zero.Zero02 @zero_login Oct 6 Taylor dropped an album so bad that it reminded people that she used to date high schoolers IF YOU LAUGH CAMP DELTA JTF GUANTANAMO HONOR BOUND TO DEFEND FREEDOM YOU GO TO GUANTANAMO drew I free @vlexterr Oct 6 The fact it wasn't even just one time either... x.com/SolidXnnake/st... 18 20 qh school 23 22 49 10K 142K del 1.7M
f @frawgsunemiku 21h s ... Dude at my job got mad I wanted to take a picture of his shirt saying I'm the second person to stop him and that his wife bought this for him and look to the right and it's some short Filipina laughing her ass off PIED IKE'S FU 30 BACK TO YOUR EXIT NO HIRI Goom 21 566 19K del 311K
(sab) Their Totality @sasponella Oct 7 O ... This is wat happens when you are so brainwashed by trends that u completely forget to dress for your body type now they look like 2 toddlers stacked in a trench coat Dodo @DodoFits Oct 5 Am I The Only One That Hates These Type Of Outfits? 10 HARRY WILL 114 1.7K 32K del 765K
Anderson Hooper @lesterfreamon Oct 7 s ... I've seldom seen a fact less worth noting Kevin O'Connor X.com @KevinOConnor Worth noting: The only airport in the United States with daily, year-round direct flights to and from Athens, Greece is in Newark, New Jersey. All other US airports that fly direct to Athens are currently seasonal. Shams Charania @ShamsCharania-6h New York emerged as the only team Giannis Antetokounmpo desired outside of Milwaukee in the offseason, sources told ESPN, and the Knicks and Bucks engaged in talks for a window of time.... 60 157 5.6K 298K
Midwest Antiquarian @Eric_Erins . 17h O ... Middle class people love to yearn for past societies with no broad middle class under the delusion that they would in this society be at the top for some reason Adam James Pollock @allegoricaI.22h We used to be a proper country 581 7K 90K 1.9M
dennis reynolds @coelybee Oct 7 ... At the airport and a wife asked her husband where are our seats and he responds in the airplane 257 3.9K 122K 2.3M
milo edwards @Milo_Edwards 19h ... genuinely amazing that they're trying to be racist but they've actually just written a passable marx brothers gag + N Ecc +++ @Neccccy . Oct 6 Would you? If i could find a country that didn't take immigrants in I'd move there 79 1.5K 32K 820K
erin @ratsnotagain Oct 7 ... I've been doing stuff with tuna that is so messed up it can only be described as 1970s 25 244 5K del 80K
Trey the Explainer @Trey_Explainer Oct 7 ... Imagining finding a presidential ticket that could lose to JD Vance Val @TrumpsHurricane Oct 5 Many Dems are now leaning towards a Harris / Buttigieg ticket for 2028. What's your reaction ?? 325 2.6K 75K da 1.6M
donald boat @laserboat999.9h s ... I bought this stupid-ass horsey shirt at a thrift store for $6. I wore it to my favorite biker bar exactly once and now every time I walk in they call me The Congressman 80 470 455K 24K
@voidsru... 10h s ... is nazis have to ai generate images of happy families camping because they don't have any Sam Costner @samuel_costner Oct 6 Pro tip: if you turn your phone off, it's still 1995 outside. 342 3.3K 68K del 713K
JoroJrn @JoroJrn Oct 8 I want yall to stop standing so close to me in lines 226 14K 40K 688K
Nikolaj @nikicaga 18h S ... Genuinely one of the funniest photos of all time Clouds @cloudysprinkles Oct 8 x.com/thepeacepoet99... BIG BIG BIG 47K 44 706K 934
:( @azfeelin Oct 8 S ... avoidant mfs when they get the attention they wanted 642K 158 8.4K 51K
Fairy Gothmother, MD @jenny2x4 20h S ... do fully believe he would visit her in a dream before his wife though Evan Kilgore @EvanAKilgore Oct 7 BREAKING: Candace Owens says that Charlie Kirk came to her in a dream and revealed to her that he was betrayed. 0:35 Candace 89K 68 3K 1.4M
drew @dailytaylorteaa Oct 7 O ... Parody account just saw a clip of colleen ballinger crying listening to CANCELLED! for the first time ON lawd xclusive.tuxky DI vggtrtrbg otayzaria0 liliboolobe YES 1.6K 94 65K del 1.1M
dustin Couch @Dustinkcouch 15h S ... lol senior citizen alert what did they say though m @mar3uss Oct 7 new intern at work just had to explain the 6 7 joke to me GIF II 179 4.5K 178K del 7.7M
girly&wordly @Brieyonce 19h ... Tiktok bullied a white woman into showering everyday and she's documenting it. She's currently on day 21 of daily showers. 168 3.3K 79K 2.8M
Ciara & Russell, I'm Next... @KirkWrites79 Oct 8 ... TRA People just be walking around dumb. TMZ Sports TMZ SPORTS @TMZ_Sports. Oct 7 Eric Dickerson Says If Bad Bunny Dislikes U.S., 'Keep His Ass In Puerto Rico' | Click to read more tmz.me/j2fPY9z 605 8.9K 123K del 2.6M
naina @kaulshaee Oct 8 G ... i'm screaming TF????!!??!! when i was having a 379K convo abt the fact that sexuality isnt a choice ... with a homophobic guy 1,628 in my class and his argument was im attracted to men but im 24K not gay SO it rly is a choice 21.3K هنا 60 1.4K 36K 321K
Jonothan Jacobo @Colin_Field_2 . Oct 8 G ... Y'all remember that Charlie was butt ugly right Billiam @wcawakening Oct 6 6'5 @charliekirk11, should be played by 6'5, 28yo actor Charlie Hall, son of Julia Louis-Dreyfus. Should a movie or tv show be made @TPUSA 24 TUES 1.2K 5.3K 179K 5M
MURIAaa °I @muri_aaaa. Oct 8 G ... Notes: English is not my first language and I don't want it to be. Any mistakes are made out of pure hatred and disrespect for this language. The English have taken enough from this world, I will not let them have my tongue as well. Thank you. Mittenslikecats2.0 @mint_wants. Oct 7 Replying to @casdonias but in Spanish they use- yes but if the fic is in english u usually expect them to use the correct punctuation. It understandable if English isn't their first language but there's a difference between doing that verse doing it cus it
HarvesterStallone @HarvesterStallo Oct 7 ... Well you know what they say! Strike when the iron's cold and has been stored in the cupboard for several years! 4F DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm Oct 7 A Wordle game show is in the works at NBC Jimmy Fallon is set to produce. Wordle 2.2K 120K 61 del 2.7M
Ranbalt @ranaltboo Oct 7 G ... Two sentence horror story 4F DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm Oct 7 A Wordle game show is in the works at NBC Jimmy Fallon is set to produce. Wordle 14 436 137K 11K
brooke! VALKYRIES @marvelousstune Oct 6 s ... Travis knew all eyes would be on him today and he comes out looking like tiny fucking tim @Chiefs Oct 6 Kansas City Chiefs Hat game crazy @tkelce RO 138 2.3K 90K del 2.3M
Prettyinbri 0 @xoxosymoneb Oct 5 ... How you a drug dealer & still broke? You literally breaking the law for no reason. 218 6.5K 44K del 765K
the heart @Fredward3948576. Oct 5 ... I can tell by the footsteps that the person who lives above me is a moron 9 417 6.9K del 93K
S ... Dipshit Usagi @420mercymain69 Oct 9 Gets what? The shakes when he has to go more than 8 hours without a drink? Magpul @Magpul Oct 9 Our Secretary of War gets it. 56 809 25K 406K
Vee @TomFordsMuse Oct 9 O ... Album so bad she started to dress nicely hshshsh up next. Up Next @upnextdesigner Oct 9 is a style transformation coming? bc this is SOOO good 74 940 49K del 1M
@nikicaga 23h O Nikolaj ... I'll explain it at a level you may be able to understand: Little plastic less bad than lots of plastic Ryan Gerritsen @ryangerritsen Oct 8 The green scam on full display in Germany. Liquid laundry soap containers made of paper but with a plastic bag on the inside to contain the liquid. Madness. LICENSE TikTok @ raandoomemesclipsbygio RIGINAL FRSCHMITTEL 95% for - - - - - - sieben generation 0:23 804 6.8K 182K del 4.7M
Itsreallycrystal @crystalbaee1 . Oct 9 ... whoever in the graphic tee lab.. please give Aaliyah, Tupac, Selena, & Ice Cube a REST 419 9.3K 65K del 1M
s ... Will Rose @Vermintyfresh . 18h would ask for ID if you were buying chocolate milk maria>we @90smiau Oct 9 throwback thursday to my fuckass hair cut i got at 21 279 5K 215K 4.5M
S ... Headmistress Tallulah @Tallulah_Chanel Oct 9 I have never seen so many angry white people in my entire life Headmistress Tallulah @Tallulah_Chanel For the record, Shrek and Fiona chose to be ogres instead of white people. Let that sink in Balerían @ValerianMartyr 01 Mar HOW DARE YOU WHITEWASH SHREK'S DAUGHTER SHE'S CLEARLY BLACK Her parents: 11:28 AM 02 Mar 25 11.3M Views Chaos Is A Ladder @CallMeJBlxck Oct 6 What did you do to make the TL hate you? 56 7.7K 122K 1.9M
s ... Panic! At The TL @Puff_Iya.22h One day out of many Panic! At The TL @Puff_Iya How am I going to explain gay to my kids?! The same way you explained to them why they only see you on the weekends 6:31 PM 9/2/21 54 2.1K 9.5K 104 Chaos Is A Ladder @CallMeJBlxck Oct 6 What did you do to make the TL hate you? 36 3.2K 38K 461K

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