33 Facts About Pizza That Not Even Those Cute Turtles Know

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33 Facts About Pizza That Not Even Those Cute Turtles Know
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Well, the Cracked higher-ups finally gave in and let us find facts about something we’re genuinely interested in. We knew that our not-so-subtle pizza fact hints in the pitch meetings would finally wear them down. 

Now all we can do is hope that this list gets enough eyeballs to warrant more pizza lists. You hear that, pizza lovers? Like the pizza you love, it’s in your hands now.

Sweet Pizza

For centuries, pizza was sweet food. Ingredients like jam, currants, and milk were common in traditional pizza recipes. Savory pizza recipes, with ing

Pizza Hut’s Origins

Pizza Hut 1958 PIZZA HUT CRACKED.COM Brothers Frank and Dan Carney borrowed $600 from their mom to open a pizzeria. They came up with the name Pizza Hut because their sign only had room for 8 letters.

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Domino’s Paving for Pizza Campaign

CRACKED DOMINO'S PAVING FOR PIZZA CAMPAIGN. (REAL PICTURE) - OH YES WE DID U.S. cities have spent hours of unpaid time helping the company advertise, in exchange for $5,000 grants to repair potholes (and pizza parties). The exposure gained by Domino's was worth much more than the money they spent on repairs.

Pizza Hut’s All-You-Can-Eat Salad Bar Regrets

Pizza Hut in China had to stop people from constructing salad towers on their plates. CRACKED.COM The restaurants offered a one-trip salad bar to cus- tomers, but had to take them away because peo- ple were piling on ingre- dients in elaborately en- gineered constructs.

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Pizza Monsters in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

TMNT Cartoons' Worst Villains Pizza Monsters TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TMNT Writer #1: What if we TURTLES made the Turtles fight an Alien Xenomorph mixed with the Cheddar Goblin from Mandy? TMNT Writer #2: Well, that'd be weird since Mandy won't be in theaters until 31 years from now. TMNT Writer #1: Screw it, it's almost lunch time. CRACKED.COM

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Botched Little Caesars Robbery

A man got stuck trying to break into a Little Caesars through an exhaust pipe. CRACKED.COM It took firefighters an hour to remove the man from the vent, which ар- peared to extend from a large pizza oven, after which he was taken to a hospital.

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Domino’s and the CIA

Pizza orders made by the CIA soared the night before Iraq invaded Kuwait. Domino's Pizza Domino's THE YAO The owner of 43 Domino's in the Washington area said, The news media doesn't always know when something big is going to happen because they're in bed, but our deliverers are out there at 2 in the morning. CRACKED.COM

Source: LA TImes 

Pizza Hut Delivered to Space

Pizza Hut delivered a pizza to space. Pizza-Hut para 2018 5 The company paid $1 million for the promotional gesture of sending pizza to the International Space Station. The pizza had salami instead of pepperoni due to the meat's shelf-life. NOW YOU KNOW CRACKED.COM

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Pizza Hut’s Cheeseburger-Stuffed Crust

Cheeseburger- Stuffed crust PIZZA HUT CRACKEDCO This was simply a pizza surrounded by sliders. It's the most American food innovation since American cheese, and yet it's only ever been available in the Middle East and the UK.

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Pizza Hut’s ‘Priazzo’

The Priazzo was uncookably thick deep-dish pizza. Pizza Hut threw an Italian-sounding name on a casserole that was SO thick, it took longer to cook than anyone was willing to wait for it.

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Pizza Hut’s ‘Double Sensation’

The Double Sensation' was a twin-crusted pizza. AneHu D SENSATION TUEA CRACKED.COM Pizza Hut gave customers in Singapore more of what nobody really likes all that much- the crust! They called it a pizza within a pizza, but it was realy just an excuse to fill you up with more

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Pizza Hut’s Original Mascot

PIZZA HUT Pinza Pizza ut Hut. 1960's Pete CRACKEDOOM The apron-wearing Pizza Pete was made back when character design for any restaurant mascot was just an Italian man in his 50's. Pete's design was characterized by his sleeveless checkered shirt, a bad comb over, a cowboy hat that never makes

Source: Insider

Bill Murray’s Little Caesars Gig

Bill Murray worked at Little caesars where he used to EAT RAW PIZZA DOUGH when hungry. CRACKED

Little Caesars DiGiorno Scandal

Is Little Caesars just selling DiGiorno pizza? DIGIORNO t1e Caesas Lmde Caesn Littke 215 A Twitter user caught some interesting video that is leading
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The Pizza Box Projector

IS PIZZA HUT DEBUTING A BRAND NEW PIZZA BOX THAT TURNS INTO A MOVIE PROJECTOR FOR YOUR SMART PHONE? Pizza Hut MSPiER UH, NO. This rumor was being spre

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