35 of the Funniest Tweets from Tuesday, October 7, 2025

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35 of the Funniest Tweets from Tuesday, October 7, 2025

For Sherri Shepherd, imitation isn’t the sincerest form of flattery if it involves Tracy Morgan in a shake-and-go wig.

The former co-host of The View lamented Ego Nwodim’s recent departure from Saturday Night Live, and recalled that before Nwodim’s addition to the cast, there were no Black women available to parody Shepherd. Faced with the very real possibility that she will once again be played by Morgan in a bad wig, Shepherd sent out an SOS to Lorne Michaels: “So what do I say to SNL? Y’all gotta hurry up, and you gotta find somebody. This is a break glass in case of an emergency. It is an emergency.”

Relatedly, Zelda Williams sent out an emergency message of her own. “Please, just stop sending me AI videos of Dad,” Williams wrote in an Instagram Story, referencing the numerous clips she receives of her late father, Robin Williams. “To watch the legacies of real people be condensed down to ‘this vaguely looks and sounds like them so that’s enough’, just so other people can churn out horrible TikTok slop puppeteering them is maddening.”  

Thankfully, the funniest people on Twitter are only churning out original material. Today’s best tweets include those about a corny caller, the power of FOMO and the world’s most retired man.

OH 1 Caleb @OKCowboysBraves Oct 6 e th THI Could you imagine tearing your ACL in 532 BC 363 1.9K 58K 2.2M
Big Choctaw @Derekalexander_. Oct 6 .. 90 degrees in october yea this our last year in this mf ain't it 228 6.5K 52K 955K
S ... mitch @skimpylacetop 18h Accidentally was 3 min late for job interview over zoom bc I didn't realize it was eastern time zone & the lady refused to do the interview GIF 86 391 53K del 1M
G ... Zito @_Zeets 13h Everybody 30 and up: Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power finn @wokeupchic• Oct 3 It's fuck Al till your homework due in 25 minutes 39 2.8K 18K 404K
Stefan @TkachukFanAcc. 17h O ... Why the fuck is there an octopus @Buccaneers Oct 6 Tampa Bay Buccaneers HAVE. А. DAY. EGBUKA 2 163 YDS 1TT OCTOPUS 7 REC 394 895 66K del 7.3M
S ... Moth (Comms OPEN!!!) @BloodCrisisGame 21h He's literally named The Toddler Who Wins and you think 1 billion donkey kongs stand a chance? mariotwt confessions @mariotwtconfess. Oct 5 1 billion donkey kongs vs 1 toddler who wins gettyimages Credit: South_ager 8.1K 95 137K del 1.9M
@fragrancewife 15h G courtney ... ordering from the indian restaurant and I just burst out laughing Spice Level Required Select 1 American Mild American Medium American Spicy American Very Spicy Mild Medium Spicy Very Spicy 289 4.8K 119K del 2M
Jagsdrew @jagsdrew. 10h S ... Rasheed Wallace! I told him I was a big fan of him growing up and he said get the fuck out of my face so definitely the attitude holds up on and off the court 8 499 1.7K 32K ils 1.1M
G ... Jonathan Fine @jonathanbfine . 23h one time i was at a clock repair shop when all the grandfather clocks struck ten o'clock, and i very intelligently thought the best way to capture this moment was with a photograph instead of a video / III IV 3 III to 0- CLOCK THENOIDY SHOP 19 85 4.6K 30K
s ... steven laundromat @evilmegryan 16h Lady dropped her metro card I picked it up to give it back to her she goes I didn't drop it I was just littering GIF 76 2K 99K del 999K
The Foo Diplomat @NBABabySecret • Oct 6 ... The World's Most Retired Man 8 D Dad Today 10:47 AM Henry! There's a rare bird in Biddeford that I am considering chasing. Can I spend the night tonight if I do? 167 3.4K 157K del 2.7M
Larke @uilish. 22h ... at my hrt appt and the nurse was like 'let's reconfirm ur gender identity stuff, what do u identify as' and I was like 'transgender.... Female......' and she was like 'honey transgender women are women' like super sternly and I was so embarrassed #outwoked 62 2.3K 75K 1.2M
Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps.1 19h G ... This hits extra hard if you were in a haunted house 1 year ago Dear Self. @Dearme2_ Oct 5 Grow. SCARiEST PLACE TOBE is THE SAME PLACE AS last YEAR. GROW 84 4.9K 116K del 1.9M
milena @milenkadraws Oct 6 O ... illness milena @milenkadraws.Oct 6 time to eat and entire sheet of tiramisu in bed YAYYAYAYYAYYAYYAYAYYAY YAYAYYYYAYYAYAYYAYA 977 11K 269K 5.3M
G ... Barto @bartonovopolis Oct 6 I watched Alien with his commentary last night and every other scene he said something along the lines of damn that's good or it hasn't aged at all and just nodded in agreement every time. DF DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm Oct 5 Ridley Scott says modern movies are shit and he just watches his own movies nowadays. They're really good! And also, they don't age 88 1.3K 39K del 1.1M
@ManMilk2. Oct 5 S ... Images That Make You Feel Pain hayden johnson @haydenjohnsonn.bsky.social every Al ad is like hey gemini, what would i have for lunch? and then the phone is like sandwich and the guy is like wow 61 105K 940K 4.4K
G Paris @goodyhilton Oct 6 ... That's like not a good deal cami @insearch4god Oct 5 got this for 25 dollars Abercrombie &Fitch ESTABLISHED 1092 89 892 81K del 2.8M
My @infrabelle Oct 6 dad now D As a person & business if you don't have a presence in Asia you're being left behind 144 4.3K 87K 2.1M
hamsta @goobygirl2 . 16h ... i would kill myself but i would get too much FOMO 21 2.4K 10K 90K
schizzy @crybabybuick.16h ... How am I supposed to relax when there are things 9 4.8K 17K del 174K
S caninepoetry @caninepoetry_ 11h ... it gets bettere 16 3.9K 25K 217K
S ... matt @_dsppntdd Oct 6 wow look i'm joe keery im in tame impalas music videos and get handcuffed by sabrina carpenter and star in stranger things go fuck yourself joe Buzzing Pop @BuzzingPop Oct 5 Sabrina Carpenter and Joe Keery now follow each other on Instagram after she arrested him at her Juno set show. 107 9.1K 163K 3.2M
3: @prrfectkittygrI - 18h ... I SAID YES!!!!!!! The doctor asked if I had thoughts about harming myself or others 4.8K 34K 335K
allfiveofthespicegirls @ladysplicespice 23h ... sorry i was being so crazy while you were treating me like shit that's my bad 20 3.6K 16K del 217K
cuckold jones @cuckcat . 23h ... i was gonna kiss you under the harvest moon but whatever bro 18 3K 19K 255K
O ... I-Vernight @SEBUTHEWORLD. 20h in the worst state ive ever been financially and mentally but im crying because who tf does he think he is I-Vernight @SEBUTHEWORLD 20h dude im broke as fuck like zero dollars to my name accounts in the negative but i cant stop laughing because i keep thinking ab that image of the white power ranger leaning on a car tryna aura farm and it's cooking me 77 5.1K 58K 1M
vivi @mooncatvivi 22h s ... when the mental health issues didn't magically disappear when i became an adult so now i just have to live Like This forever II GIF 5 15K 1.9K 123K
jesse @darthgordita 18h ... i like caught stealing but you want me to believe austin butler has the physique of a bartender who rips miller high life's every night LIVING DEAD GIRL @screamnhorror . Oct 5 Brooklyn N R 6 W II GIF 51 219 11K 570K
+ @reeceollld . 23h ... the sound of a buzzing fly is enough to ruin my whole mood 45 4.3K 21K 230K
s #augs @luvpxie 21h ... Delete your account NYX NYX Pro Makeup US @NYXCosmetics Oct 5 the most fall lip ever 60 1K 25K 914K
O wormboooooooox @kayteterry 4h ... Now I'm falling asleep and she's calling a cob ABC DEF 2 3 GHI JKL MNO 4 5 6 TUV WXY PAS 7 8 9 MUTE OPER REDIAL 0 . # Pulse Tone 36 548 8.5K del 101K
tori @nofiltertori . 1 14h ... mom!! 30m ago Checked location.. Why are you M in Oregon? tori @nofiltertori . 15h the lioness does not concern herself with pto 10 95 8K del 173K
S ... miya IIII @niy2pretty 4h Don't answer the door for nobody of @fentyluxee. 4h daycare $1,585 a month.... 90 2.6K 293K 16K
S @danceofthedawn - Oct 6 ... CHETTE PHOTO T ANALOGIC Crées @danceofthedawn.4d Ai stands for Albert instesing 380 20 tz 2 3 @danceofthedawn-4d Putting dick tri the Coffee grinder dil 125 11 reposted January tigne... 55 3.7K 66K 643K
s ... Zero.Zero02 @zero_login Oct 6 Taylor dropped an album so bad that it reminded people that she used to date high schoolers IF YOU LAUGH CAMP DELTA JTF GUANTANAMO HONOR BOUND TO DEFEND FREEDOM YOU GO TO GUANTANAMO drew I free @vlexterr Oct 6 The fact it wasn't even just one time either... x.com/SolidXnnake/st... 18 20 qh school 23 22 49 10K 142K del 1.7M

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