21 Jokes That Put the Laugh in Live, Laugh, Love

You may have seen these written on your mom’s walls
21 Jokes That Put the Laugh in Live, Laugh, Love

The next time you read “Live, Laugh, Love” on a poster or mug at Aunt Wendys house, just know that the “laugh” part of the equation encompasses every joke on this list. It was just too many words to write, and lets face it, theres enough writing on Aunt Wendys walls as it is.

Its like a motivational speakers notepad in there. Anywho, we thought wed give you a little more reading by expanding on this “laugh” word. And believe us, laugh you will!

WeenisWrinkle . 12y ago What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. + 111 ...
CRACKED What's the best thing about elevator jokes? They work on so many levels.
Erroneous_Rex 11y ago People often accuse me of stealing others jokes and being a plagiarist. Their words not mine... + 2.8K ...
UndeadGilroy 12y ago . Edited 10y ago When going to see a production of Hamlet, just before the show starts lean to the person next to you and say Knock Knock The first line of the show is Who's there 1.2K Award Share ...
CRACKED How often should you tell chemistry jokes? Periodically.
KingGuy420 . 3y ago I played a blank CD at full blast last night, the mime next door was pissed. 20 ...
minorthreatmikey I 2y ago Say mucho to your Spanish speaking friends. It means a lot to them. 152 + 2 more replies
 e 2y ago Where do animals go when their tails fall off? Walmart. They're one of the largest retailers in the world. - 206 ...
iReply2Spam 10y ago I bought a pair of shoes off a drug dealer. I don't know what they were laced with but I was tripping all day! 707 ...
ZincHead 10y ago Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor. + 5.1K ...
TOM_BOMBADICK . 12y ago e How do you make a space party? You planet. 2 ...
Rufio_Rufio . 11y ago . Did you know milk is the fastest liquid ever? It's pasteurized before you even see it! 135 ...
Storm-Shadow . 11y ago Two satellite dishes got married. The wedding wasn't all that great but the reception was awesome!
way_fairer 11y ago . Q: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? A: Because the pee is silent. Also acceptable: Because they've been extinct for 65 million years. + 1K ...
TerribleAtErThang 12y ago Would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin. 8 ...
Faquarl 12y ago e What do you call a three legged donkey? Original: A Wonkey Alternate: Glue 5 ...
ticklemypickle19 e 5y ago Anyone can get buried when they die, if you want to be cremated you have to urn it. 5K ...
IronTemplar26 4y ago o The Ford F-150 has a towing capacity of 11,500 pounds That's my best pickup line 734 ...
AlphyCygnus 9mo ago An old man is lying on his death bed with his wife at his side. They had 3 kids but the last one, Steve, looked nothing like the first 2 so he was always suspicious. The old man looked at his wife and says: Hunny, it doesn't matter at this point but I need to know. Is Steve my son? His wife smiles and says: I swear to you, he is your son. The old man then dies peacefully. Then his wife says: thank god he didn't ask about the first 2. + 1.3K ...
cmwpost 1y ago What do you get when you drop a grand piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor... + Share 2.3K ...

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